Author: Linh Pham

Andrew: “And, that’s about where I stop reading the article.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I know I’m a loser.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “No!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh my God!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh, no!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “What do you do without me?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Ohh! Oh, it begins! And, so it begins! Nice! Nice.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “Are you in Lower Queen Anne or are you in Wallingford, my dude?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Clearly, I’ve been home improving too much.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Geez!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Groaning

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I can’t keep my libidinous passion under control!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I hope to God it’s non-sexual.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Whispering “I actually have no money.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Dazzling Deets

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Mr. Cent

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Accidentally honked his car’s horn

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Andrew getting all tense driving up to a drive-through

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Cuz, I do it all the effing time for this podcast!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Kind of a badass behind the wheel. Gets me in trouble sometimes, as we’ve well documented.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Ordering a tall soy latte for Luke

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Ratcheting Sound

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Singing “I don’t need the pills”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Sorry, I’m also trying to take a right turn here. But, I… And everybody knows that right turns are the hardest ones to make.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “These pipes are clean!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “This is a real hot dog story.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “This is funky!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “What are you gonna do?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Why do I sing on this show!?! I’ve gotta stop singing!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Would you say the car is going up on a Tuesday.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Yeah, shoebox full of CDs.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You know what? I’m gonna go back to sucking.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: 70/25 Split

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: Pheasants vs Peasants

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: Starbucks gal asks what Andrew and Luke are doing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Would you say that your name is Fred Flintstone and you’re here to say that you love Fruity Pebbles in a major way? Now, that, to me is OG.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “Accoutrement”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Andrew ‘No Drive-Through’ Walsh”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Fuck that guy”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I like hip-hop, and I’m here to work out, and I’m all out of bubble gum.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Nah, it’s not my guy. I hope that’s not my guy. I don’t want to interview that guy, he looks like a dick.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Now, that, to me is OG.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Reciting lyrics from Rob Base’s “It Takes Two”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Singing “And then we went to the labyrinth to the place.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “So, this is the famous CD collection.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Southwest Plumbing! The one to call for all your gigolo needs. They have a jingle, I just sang it for you.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “These are the wonderful people who made this bitchfest possible; and, by that, I just mean me complaining about somebody who had a thought about something I said.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “We’ve given up on this with TBTL… With Live Wire, we’re still trying.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Well, my name is Luke Burbank and I’m here to say, I love doing TBTL in a major way.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “You a ratchet chick, we all know that.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “You know, you make a few omelettes, you break a few eggs.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “You’re my Jiminy Cricket, and I appreciate it.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I mean, I don’t want all, I don’t want all hip-hop music to just be, you know, Rob Base ‘It Takes Two’ for the rest of time. Yes you do! A little bit.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “It was Rynn Lossetta Rasper. I’m familiar.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Listener Jason sent in a recording of a TBTL commercial for “Tonight Pants” and it was played towards the end of TBTL #2071.

MP3 | MPEG-4

 

Andrew: “A noobie, doobie, doobie! That’s how I sing it.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “But, she also must be feeling, ‘Well, dickhead didn’t really help me find a place at all.'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Drawn out ‘I have'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Funny Laugh

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I didn’t do shit here.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I was cut off, like pretty hardcore.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m a hippie.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It’s just me, my Road Dog, who happens to be a cat, and the open highway.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing and saying “I know!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Saying “There are going to be problems.” in a sing-songy manner

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Scatting

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Singing “…drop kicked your jacket”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Spiral of insecurity”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “This is more of a mindfuck, though, if you excuse my language.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “This one’s for the vault!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Two, young, good looking brosefs.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Welcome to my temporary abode, my dude!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Well, things aren’t going great in the marriage right now; so, we’re gonna get pregnant.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “What you need to do is you need to do a segment on turtles and be turtling the whole time.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Wouldn’t you say that Sunday is the new Thursday? (Yep)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “I got a bogey at 12 o’clock, I’m getting PT Cruised so hard! And Carey is like, ‘Yeah, cuz we’re in Port Townsend and that’s the point.'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I would get ham-boned!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “If Carey finds out, I’m in a lot of trouble.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “IRL”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Oh, yeah!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Our Top Story today actually comes to us by way of one Andrew Walsh, who, who’s bailing me out.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Singing “Rag Doll livin’ in a movie”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “We are two bros broing it up.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Whispering “Cat might have been doing you a favor.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “You said you missed you outlet, of when you didn’t do the show last week. Now, you have an outlet!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “It would be terrible if somebody made a mistake on this show, Andrew. I know! We’ve made it this far with zero factual errors.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “And, the Ashland Aardvarks! Naw, I just made that one up. They both start with an A though.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Aww, son of a bitch!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Hey! I’m still funny, I still got it!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “How much can you hear the echo on my voice; because, I’m telling you man, I am in an empty room with bare walls and wooden floors; and, I must sound like I’m talking to you from a garage somewhere.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I don’t know.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I felt like a thirsty man drinking water for the first time”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’ll make you laugh while Luke is doing his ha-ha jokes.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It was a flaming bag of New York Times.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It’s a question statement. It’s a, it’s a qua– It’s a quatement.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It’s one groof.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It’s too hot for my blood.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Like, I’m just gonna Alpha Cat this.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Man! I feel bad about myself.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “No!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh God, I had a death grip on the steering wheel”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh, getting towards livable my ass.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh, I miss doing this show!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Stressful Groan

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “That’s right. We have the planes!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Theo ‘Road Dog’ Murray”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “There is just so much that can go wrong!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “They’re just, they’re just turds in the punch bowl, Luke.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “To treat yo’self”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “What!?!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “What, what, what is, what is your point!?!? Are you saying… Do you like the movie Batman?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Who’s gonna teach the teachers? That’s what I wanna know.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Well, I know a guy who knows a guy, whose (Yeah) cousin’s wife, I think”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Ya (Dingus) Dingus!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “As my mom would say, ‘Get ugly all over me.'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Chuckling

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Did ya guys go to any, like, fun diners, or dive bars, or even drive-ins. Did you have any Fieri sightings is what I really wanna know.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Ha!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I’m glad to hear that a change of, a change of states from California to Washington hasn’t done nothing to dim your sense of humor.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “It may be weird!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “It’s like God’s urinal up here. It’s beautiful.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “It’s not that nice!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Podsplain”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “So, it’s not a good idea for me to open this… Pandora’s Complaint.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “This is why we can’t have nice things; because, of Internet.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Wheeeooooo!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Fox, Chicken and Grain. (Mmm-hmm) That sounds like a law firm.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I like that you didn’t go with the gender normative; even though, I know that these are all guys who suck. Yes, exactly! They could also be ladies who suck.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I’m not saying you make me feel horrible about myself, you’re one of the few people who make me feel better about myself. Asshole!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Jerrys, Nazis and Andrew misses doing TBTL

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Luke doing an impression of an airplane pilot speaking over a PA

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone