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Clips From TBTL #1905: Andrew Edition

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Due to the number of clips pulled from TBTL #1905, I have chosen to split up the posting of the clips into two blog posts. This post contains clips that primarily featured Andrew speaking.

The first post contained clips that primarily features Luke speaking.

Andrew: “A slow, steady crawl to the pastrami grave”

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Andrew: Advice regarding translucent, jiggly chicken

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Andrew: “And I’ll bet you knew this, I’m just a dingus”

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Andrew: “And I’ve looked down the barrel of some translucent chicken in my day”

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Andrew: Andrew explains what he would do if he got one question right when watching Jeopardy!

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Andrew: “Do over!”

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Andrew: “Don’t, don’t overthink this Walsh”

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Andrew: “Get away from that”

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Andrew: “High-fiving imaginary people”

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Andrew: “I’m not anti-kids… I think kids are great”

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Andrew: “If it looks jiggly at all, you get that shit back on”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Pluto!”

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Andrew: Shaky “Umm… I…”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Stop it!”

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Andrew: Talks about kids ruining his flying experience and provides his e-mail so listeners can send him feedback

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Andrew: “That’s my kind of Cruella Deville of children attitude about kids”

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Andrew: “The Jeopardy! Dignity”

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Andrew: “You don’t mess with chicken”

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Andrew: “You know, I was the one who’s trying to get all of the hate mail. Don’t try to outdo me.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s pastiche

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Andrew and Luke: “I have a question for you at the top here Luke. Yes, butt buddy? Umm… I… Stop it!”

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Andrew and Luke: Leave it Burbank! Good Burbank!

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Andrew and Luke: Simultaneously trying to guess the correct city

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Clips From TBTL #1905: Luke Edition

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Due to the number of clips pulled from TBTL #1905, I have chosen to split up the posting of the clips into two blog posts. This post contains clips that primarily featured Luke speaking.

The second post contains clips that primarily features Andrew speaking.

Luke: “Adoption Rocks!”

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Luke: “Cuz it’s like, no doi”

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Luke: “I’m just like, yeeeaaah!”

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Luke: “It’s called ‘Pirates Rock!!!'”

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Luke: “Leave it! Leave it, Burbank! Good Burbank!”

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Luke: Luke doesn’t like the rhyme used in a Jeopardy! clue

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Luke: “Oh, Andrew”

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Luke: Protip: How to deal with mean-mugging kids in restaurants

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Luke: “So, anyway… power out! And, power back in.”

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Luke: “Washington. Got it!”

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Luke: “We’ll talk about all with my buh-my good buddy, or my bood buddy, or my butt buddy, Andrew Walsh located in Los Angeles, California. Hey there, butt buddy!”

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Luke: “Yes, butt buddy?”

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Luke and Andrew: Awkward silence makes a power off, not a power out

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Luke and Andrew: “It bothers me”

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Luke and Andrew: “Listen, this is a show that is built on not doing something and not shutting up about it. So, don’t start now brother…”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke answers with “Dr. David Duke” and Andrew laughs

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Luke and Andrew: Luke explains how 100 calorie snack packs really work

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Luke and Andrew: Luke making bird sounds

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “El Pollo Loco”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s yo-yo diet

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Ringtone: Barabajagal vs Marsupial “Barabajagal” Gurgle

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On TBTL #1906, Luke played a mash up of Donovan’s Barabajagal and, what a number of listeners call a “Barabajagal”, Andrew’s Marsupial Gurgle sound. Andrew noted that it would make for a good ringtone.

Since I couldn’t really get a clean version from the podcast, I decided to pull a decent quality version of the song and tried to re-create that mash up.

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Clips From TBTL #1904

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Andrew: “20% Randy, 80% Doug. Yup!”

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Andrew: “…and I said, ‘It’s not time for you editor, this is the Mad Man phase'”

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Andrew: “Crazy doesn’t notice no color bounds”

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Andrew: “Did that hit you as hard as it hit me?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if I get it”

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Andrew: “I took it to fit into the narrative that I’ve already created, which is, I look better when I have a face-hider on”

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Andrew: “I’m letting the wild man out”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry people who love the Earth”

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Andrew: “It’s a little wild manny”

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Andrew: “Just wished I read that to myself before reading it out loud”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Right”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Very coinky-dinkle”

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Andrew: “What am I trying to say here?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew snorting and laughing with Luke saying “This lady is my favorite of all time”

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Andrew and Luke: Coinky-dinkle should be the TBTL Word of the Day

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you want to make that an eardrum-splitting key to the show? Yes, I do. Did that hit you as hard as it hit me?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Just outside the Groof? Yeah, it’s just Groof-adjacent. It’s Groof-adjacent.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke lists out all of Andrew’s pleasure centers that the Canter’s pieces hits

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Andrew and Luke: Speaking Simultaneously: “These are dirty” / “…to worry about”

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Andrew and Luke: “We’re 12 minutes into this and we haven’t, we still haven’t powered out of anything. No, we’re going to power in to an even less interesting topic, which is…”

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Listener: “Do not put that on the imaginary radio show”

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Luke: A little piece of sand under the tongue turns into a pearl of questionable radio

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Luke: “Dang it, Burbank!”

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Luke: “Gotta let the big dog eat”

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Luke: “I’m a power out switch”

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Luke: “I’m sorry. I’m sorry!”

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Luke: “Tally-ho!”

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Luke: “That is deep!”

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Luke: “What!?!?”

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Luke: “Yells up the well”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew might be sucker punching everyone at the TBTL Summer Picnic

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew thinks Rob is from the UK because he signed off his e-mail with “Tally-ho!” and a mention of old white English men

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew will start to refer to “Like a Rolling Stone” instead of “American Pie” as a unit of time

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m sorry. I’m sorry people who love the Earth. I also love the Earth! I’m sorry people who love the Earth.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke likes to stir the pot and make Andrew’s blood boil

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “I got no type”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, are you sitting down? / You don’t say!”

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Clips From TBTL #1904: Ladies at Canter’s Edition

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On TBTL #1904, Andrew and Luke played portions of an interview by Merrill Markoe of waitresses that have worked or currently work at Canter’s and Du-par’s back in 1986. Of the portions played, the following three are what I consider the highlights:

“People are at their lowest when they’re eating”

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“Some of the elderly washing their teeth in the chicken noodle soup”

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“They’re either old time hookers or drunks”

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Clips From TBTL #1903: Luke and Susie Burbank Edition

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Due to the number of clips pulled from TBTL #1903, I have chosen to split up the posting of the clips into two blog posts. The first post contained clips that primarily featured Andrew speaking.

This post contains clips that primarily featured Luke or Susie Burbank.

Luke: “Cleveland: Tsunami-free since Pangea”

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Luke: “I already did that!”

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Luke: “I was like, ‘Mom, I want to talk to you on the show and ask you about your Swindoll swindle'”

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Luke: “Is there a Pod-Anon meeting for when you find out one of your kids has a podcast?”

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Luke: “Isn’t the Holy Ghost his security?”

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Luke: “Just, let me just lay out these ingredients on you brother man.”

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Luke: “Let me just lay some of the details on you”

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Luke: “Okay, the Earth was made six thousand years ago. Let’s start with that.”

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Luke: “Possible show title”

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Luke: Short, Funny Laugh

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Luke: Speaking like Jimi Hendrix “This is a juice that was made my Mister Bob Dylan. That’s his grandmother over there.”

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Luke: “Umm, because that’s an ‘MP’ and not a ‘YP'”

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Luke: “Yikes.”

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Luke: “You could get assaulted by The Blue Man Group. I mean, there is to get nervous about in the state of Nevada.”

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Luke: “You sounded like Jiminy Glick there for some reason, ‘he’ll go head-to-head'”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew’s location made Luke’s introduction highly irrelevant

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Luke and Andrew: Diagnosed with late-stage Zumanity and Andrew’s Awesome Laugh

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Luke and Andrew: “I wished I had a calming juice that I could share with the listeners… (but you do, it’s bottle #12) Oh shit. Mom, can you get me bottle 12 of my juice out of the fridge?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s be honest, the show is always 30 perfect longer than it should be. Right, exactly. Now… My mom just said, ‘I agree’ in the background by the way.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, there will be interruptions, there will be noise in the background. That’s just life, that’s what happens when you move back in with your parents, and start doing a podcast.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You sound great from where I am… That’s a compliment! Let’s not get carried away.”

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Luke and Andrew: Young Coconut would be a great name for a Hawaiian rapper

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Luke and Susie Burbank: Luke apologizes to his mom about his body odor and asks her to rank how bad it is

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Susie Burbank: “But, I’ve always wanted to go to Alaska. So, before this earthquake hits, I’m-a glad I went.”

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Susie Burbank: “I mean it was bad news”

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Susie Burbank: “I’m so glad I did something that, I guess, older people call their bucket list. I don’t like to use that, cause I don’t feel that old to call a bucket list.”

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Susie Burbank: “I’m-a glad I went”

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