Clips From TBTL #1878

Andrew: “A dragon’s on the horizon, so everyone stops fighting. Everybody in this giant effing coliseum, where there’s just chaos going on, everything stops”

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Andrew: “As a Shalhoub-head”

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Andrew: Groaning

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Andrew: “He doesn’t feel like walking into that land mine field… mine field”

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Andrew: “I can’t believe we don’t have more sausage-related drops. This is probably the most important issue of my life.”

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Andrew: “I could hear something that was slightly more distracting, which was my effing voice”

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Andrew: “I hated the way it was done. It was the cheesiest bullshit I think I’ve ever seen on Game of Thrones.”

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Andrew: “I may already forgotten what you said”

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Andrew: “I’ve been waiting to see her ride a fucking dragon”

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Andrew: “If I were to stop eating pork, I think I would just want to stop eating all food… I’m sorry, all meats”

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Andrew: “If there’s someone in the corner clicking her pen, it’s just going to drive you nut cakes!”

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Andrew: “It gets Creepy-town”

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Andrew: “No. Eww, gross.”

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Andrew: “Oh damn, this is good!”

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Andrew: “Pants on, fan on”

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Andrew: Quiet Giggle

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Andrew: “Shut the fuck up, like everybody, shut up!”

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Andrew: “That’s the scary, ‘put the lotion in the basket’ one”

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Andrew: “Well, not to be too cute here, but I do think you said ‘that collision of events’; which, was either a genius or a poor choice of words”

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Andrew: “What the hell were we talking about”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is not having a productive day after all

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, don’t let the song wag the title…”

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Luke: “All joking aside, I’m just wondering if it’s political correctness run amok(e)”

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Luke: “Andrew, this show needs an enema”

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Luke: “As an adult, those rides are shit”

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Luke: Cute, Short Chuckle

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Luke: “Don’t fake the funk, when you talking The Monk”

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Luke: “First of all, I kind of knew the dragon was coming, because they fucked”

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Luke: “He’s pretty up in Danger Mouse’s grille”

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Luke: “How about ‘Bring in Da Noise, Bring in Da Monk’?”

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Luke: “I hope you’re happy, by the way, you just talked me back into being a porky”

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Luke: “I’m learnding today”

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Luke: “Just fuck that noise”

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Luke: “Just watching you Monk”

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Luke: “Making ba-shitloads of money”

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Luke: “My mom really did try to, through pop culture, make me a gay man”

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Luke: “Oh no, you twitn’t”

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Luke: “So, just because now we are in Dragon town”

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Luke: “Warriors! Come out and play!”

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Luke: “Why is Fernando Rodney guarding the Khaleesi?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you get up to make some popcorn with shredded cheese on it, like Carey does? No. Eww, gross.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t fake the funk, when you’re talking about Monk. That’s right!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s cross that dragon when we come to it”

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Luke and Andrew: “Masks! Get out your masks! Get your Harpy masks! Don’t miss out on the great Harpy fight!”

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Luke and Andrew: Today is Luke’s Tuesday and Andrew’s Wednesday, and Tomorrow is Andrew’s Tuesday

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Clips From TBTL #1877

Andrew: Awesome Laugh

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Andrew: “But then the same exact person breaks out, then it’s kind of like this sexy adventure time”

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Andrew: “Download our friends”

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Andrew: “Has either one of us ever changed clothes while podcasting or doing this podcast?”

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Andrew: “Hey, you know what, if it means keeping my clothes on during the show, that’s got to be a bonus for everybody”

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Andrew: “I am perspiring and, there is a chance, that I will begin the show with jeans and end it with shorts”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, he’s just kind of Sheriffing it up”

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Andrew: “I don’t think we’re going to go there”

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Andrew: “I just don’t want to be sharp-shot by the Stu-bot”

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Andrew: “I like that my worry for ‘The Song of Ice and Spoilers’ that we’re going to be too rushed with it”

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Andrew: “I’m a Stitcher man”

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Andrew: “I’m fascinated by hotels. I act like a child in a hotel sometimes, whereas I mean that I cry like a baby and pee my pants”

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Andrew: “Imagine that, but then it comes out your butt, she didn’t say comes out your butt”

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Andrew: “It’s just a comedy ‘ha-ha’ show”

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Andrew: “No spoiler too long and no detail too wrong”

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Andrew: “Or just say, Luke it’s shorts time”

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Andrew: “Quick update: fan is on, clothes are on”

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Andrew: “So, one of the keys to the show today, I guess you would say, is for me to keep my clothes on”

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Andrew: Thinking about his nicknames “But luckily these days, they’re more loving, they’re more caring and more thoughtful. No more Alien Nation”

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Andrew: “This is a hell of a show”

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Andrew: “This is my ‘howme’… my ‘howme’. This is my ‘howme’!”

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Andrew: “What the hell are you doing? Act like an adult”

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Andrew: “You know, that’s, I like… whatever”

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Andrew and Luke: “…and if I took off my pants during the show. Yes, but that would just be more like a crime against humanity. That’s true, certainly a crime against the Tens.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew called vuvuzelas “fuluvelas”

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Andrew and Luke: “Making wind on the mic”

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Andrew and Luke: One last “Wham Bam Thank You Mam” of the show

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Andrew and Luke: “This is our Fall ‘Wham Bam Thank You Mam’ fund drive”

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Luke: “And popped up through a manhole cover, in the middle of town!”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Boom Boom Hot Rockin’ Hodor (slash) Cuyahoga Clam of Podcasting'”

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Luke: Awesome Laugh

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Luke: “Oh, we used to call it ‘Man’s Inhumanity to Man'”

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Luke: Short Laugh

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Luke: Singing “Bringing J Back”

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Luke: “Sorry, trigger warning if you are… younger than 18? I don’t know what I’m saying Andrew”

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Luke: “That is now going to power you to your next Smash Mouth concert!”

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Luke: “That’s he’s got a big schwartz (sic)

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Luke: “We being Caucazoids”

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Luke: Whispering “I don’t know what I’m saying Andrew”

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Luke: “YOLO and YODO, as my mom says”

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Luke: “You don’t want somebody with a didgeridoo and a grudge”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew recalled Luke ironing his suit in a hotel room while in a towel

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Luke and Andrew: Chuckling at someone asking if “symbology” was even a word

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Luke and Andrew: “Didgeridon’t”

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Luke and Andrew: Discussing the flavor profile of Red Bull and other energy drinks

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is okay with Andrew doing the show shirtless if it makes Andrew more focused on the show

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Luke and Andrew: Luke repeatedly asks Andrew if they “should hit it and quit it”

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Luke and Andrew: “That is so… white of me to think of that first”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is supposed to be the theatre of your mind, but it’s not supposed to be a dirty theatre of the mind. No, let’s keep it clean, let’s this safe for work.”

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Clips From TBTL #1876

For clips regarding Luke’s newly coined word, “hairea,” and the discussions about Pert Plus and “Pert Minus”, check out the “TBTL #1876: Hairea and Pert Plus/Minus” post.

Andrew: “A lot of grown men don’t have the boldness to say that out loud, especially on a much listened to microcast”

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Andrew: “Ain’t nobody got time for that”

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Andrew: “All of my answers involve time travel in some way or another”

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Andrew: “Hey Luke, I do want to rock”

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Andrew: “I can’t remember your original sentence”

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Andrew: “I don’t really know how to rock”

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Andrew: “I don’t remember”

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Andrew: “I know, I know”

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna make fun of you for that. Well, maybe I will if you’re my friend, I might tease you a little bit, but only in a good hearted way”

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Andrew: If Luke had a water bottle that had Andrew’s voice pestering Luke to drink more water

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Andrew: “It’s really hard to keep your eyes from rolling deep, deep, deep, DEEP up in to your head”

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Andrew: “Nailed it”

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Andrew: “Rolling the bones in the deep in your head is… somebody write that down”

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Andrew: “Talking to me about any kind of grooming is probably ill-advised”

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Andrew: “That is the highlight of the day right there”

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Andrew: “That’s what my uncle used to tell me”

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Andrew: “This is, this is the type of favoritism that will not stand, Steve Nelson!”

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Andrew and Luke: Going against the peace and dignity of Mississippi

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Andrew, Luke and Phyllis: Andrew was supposed to add “Ooh baby I like it raw” in post

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Luke: “And then they ran it back up the ladder, and then they ran it back up the flagpole, and on top of the flagpole, there was another ladder they ran it up”

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Luke: Comparing giving up Facebook to someone giving up drinking

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Luke: “Hey buddy”

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Luke: “I could smell smoke coming up out of your thinking parts of your brain”

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Luke: “Mr. Andrew ‘Hodor Fireball Hot Rockin’ Andy’ Walsh”

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Luke: Taken a vow of Facebook abstinence

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Luke: “This is one of the saddest brags of all time”

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Luke: “Well, with great quality skin care products come great responsibility”

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Luke: “What?!? You don’t even have anyone to holler for ya”

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Luke: “Your hair is your head hat”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke got a free donut and Andrew had to pay for his own coffee when meeting with Steve Nelson

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re the Chet Hayes of podcasting”

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TBTL #1876: Hairea and Pert Plus/Minus

On TBTL #1876, Luke and Andrew ended up discussing whether washing their body hair with shampoo and washing their hair with body soap would lead to hair loss and other problems. Andrew also chimed in that he had to use Pert Plus to wash his hair at an earlier age.

The shampoo and body soap discussions lead to two really funny bits: Luke coined the term “hairea” as a portmanteau of “hair” and “area”, and Luke running away with “Pert Minus”.

Luke and Andrew: Luke coins the term “haireas” and runs with it

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Luke: “Some haireas have hairea to spare, and some do not”

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Luke: “Using the shampoo to just wash all of the ‘haireas'”

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Andrew: Andrew used Pert Plus as shampoo as a kid

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Luke and Andrew: Pert Minus

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