Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “And, I had no idea what they were talking about”

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Andrew: “Boy, this is a weird show today”

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Andrew: “But, if loving you is bong, I don’t want to be right”

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Andrew: “By the way, can I just point out how I loved that we had that conversation on 4/20?”

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Andrew: “Dunkling on you”

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Andrew: “From Ballard to Bellingham”

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Andrew: “Here I go once again with the Top Stories?”

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Andrew: “I don’t think God cries”

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Andrew: “I was probably high”

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Andrew: “I’m multi-talented!”

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Andrew: “I’m not dunkling you”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Making a drumroll sound

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Andrew: Making a funny sound

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Andrew: “So, I’ve got my own take too, Luke”

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Andrew: “Tell ’em Uncle Steve sent ya”

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Andrew: “What’s a food puzzle?”

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Andrew: “Why would you make a movie… that has us… sympathize with the Nazis; because, there’s a word for that, it’s ‘Nazi sympathizer'”

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Andrew and Luke: “I am very proud of you today… Do you know how close you came to quoting one of your favorite drops? Do you even know what I’m talking about? Got no idea”

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Andrew and Luke: “I literally have no idea what you’re talking about. I haven’t been proud about a text chain in months. Well, get ready”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m on fire, man! You really are, man!”

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Andrew and Luke: “When I Shazam things, it’ll keep a record of everything I… Shazam! (Shazam!)”

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Luke: “Can I just… derail things even more than I already have?”

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Luke: “Come on, work with me… iTunes. Why must you… why must you torture me this way”

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Luke: “Does that listener… think she’s better than everybody else? I think that’s the real question. The other question is… was that the reaction I had last time I played this… intro package… Cuz, I’m a man of few jokes; but, I like to use them… a lot… Well, that’s a hot start, everybody”

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Luke: “I want… the listeners to know that, even when you’re not being paid for it specifically… you are… this funny. I want them to know that the Andrew Walsh commitment to being hilarious… is a lifestyle choice really”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, God. I’m sorry. I’m gonna have to just do this”

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Luke: “Please bring your biggest… or second biggest bong”

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Luke: “Really good, really good spoof. Really… quality spoof”

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Luke: “Stop dunkling yourself”

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Luke: “The world is full of Uncle Steves you haven’t met yet!”

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Luke: “This was… honestly though… the most dazzling of the deets for me”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke: “What!!?” #2

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Luke: “What is this?”

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Luke: “What the heck-fire”

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Luke: “You got posterized… when Kate Dunklied all over you”

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Luke: “You realize you got that motherfucker elected, right!?”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew producing the shit out of the show

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Luke and Andrew: “Gravity bong rip. Second biggest gravity bong”

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Luke and Andrew: “I a hundred percent know how this happened… one hundred percent. Yeah?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I will spare you my… my, my impression of his accent. Thank you… on behalf of all of us”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, we have the same birthday!! Wait… he died on the day of my birthday. Oh! That’s really the opposite”

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Luke and Andrew: Popping zits and cracking knuckles

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Luke and Andrew: “Robert Heinlein wrote about waterbeds. Oh, your waterbed story!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sorry, I don’t mean to double dip here; but, can I just play (Yeah, I do it all the time)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re watching All In with Chris Hayes… a… really bad version”

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Luke: “Ahhh. I love a good Digital Underground reference”

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Luke: “Before I forget; and, I know we need to wrap things up… Well… fuck it. Let’s just wrap things up”

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Luke: “Blow licorice stick, blow”

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Luke: “Booyashaka. [sic] Mad respect”

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Luke: “Carbs, my boy. Carbs”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “Elon Musk has… a quick fix, though. He says, if you’re in a boring or bad meeting; and, you work at Tesla… you now have permission… officially… to walk out!”

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Luke: Ghost in the machine when Luke said “And, you work at Tesla… you now have permission… officially… to walk out!”

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Luke: “I hate it when my car’s burgled!”

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Luke: “I just hate working, is really what it comes down to”

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Luke: “I’m sending you a calendar invite; and, you better be there to talk about why you didn’t listen to yesterday’s show”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let’s update that… bad boy”

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Luke: Mimicking a notification sound

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Luke: “Something is going through my brain right now… that I am suppressing; because, it’s trying to come out of my mouth… and, there is no upside”

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Luke: “That joke rocked”

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Luke: “The Bay Kitty, aka, Murder Cat”

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Luke and Andrew: “Dingus McTaggart… Right”

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Luke and Andrew: “En… on masse… En mas? On mass? deadmau5? How do you say that? I think… ‘Wooster'”

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Luke and Andrew: “It lacks that personal touch, that personal… Walsh touch; that, has been the subject of so many HR meetings… Those are the meeting I hate… I keep walking out of them”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke requesting a loop of the bass notes from ‘The Right Way to Rock’ and Andrew asking not to

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Luke and Andrew: Reverse lamaze

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Luke and Andrew: The Sweetest Burbank

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, I am the bad boy of public radio. Mmm-hmm”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re dominating… the species… of coffee beans. It’s the… the turducken of coffee”

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Andrew: “And, that’s why you drive… a Lincoln”

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Andrew: “Burbank out!!”

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Andrew: “But… who knows. Whatever”

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Andrew: Clearing his throat

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Andrew: “Come on!!”

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Andrew: “Do you know that I’ve never laughed sincerely on this show? You don’t have any idea what it sounds like when I’m actually happy”

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Andrew: “Don’t you walk out of this meeting! Get back here!!”

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Andrew: “Fax me and I’ll fax ya back”

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Andrew: “How much of this RXBAR can you eat before Luke introduces you”

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Andrew: “Hunh! Now, we’re doing better”

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Andrew: “I hated doing homework so much, man. I hated homework”

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Andrew: “I was kind of curious what your thoughts are on it; but, I guess you’re hearing it now for the first time, through my ridiculous filter”

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Andrew: “I’m trying something today that I thought I would never do… which is, I hope everybody’s sitting down. This is… I mean, real fascinating stuff”

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Andrew: “Is that what the Stu-bot sounds like?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Making a buzzer sound

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Andrew: “Now, years later, you’re a veteran and you’re kind of sick of that shit; but, there’s some young guys who might not be sick of that shit”

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Andrew: “Ooh, I’m looking forward to that #content”

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Andrew: “Point is… there’s no point”

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Andrew: “Push… push down to your toes, where all the bad feelings are”

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Andrew: “Sorry about that horrible noise I just made”

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Andrew: “Stand your iced coffee”

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Andrew: “That was me saying more words than I needed to”

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Andrew: “Yeah, you know what else is part of a complete breakfast? A nap afterwards”

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Andrew: “Yeah… we gotta move on from that joke, you guys”

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Andrew: “You guys rock! It makes me feel like I rock”

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Luke: “Apologies, Andrew… you may want to earmuff this”

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Luke: “Boo!”

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Luke: “But, lean in a little bit closer. Even roses really smell like ooh, ooh, ooh”

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Luke: “Can we just have one show where we don’t fight? Please?”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “First of all… I think, generally, people who order steaks… are gonna skew more towards a-hole”

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Luke: “God, that was a scorched take”

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Luke: “He’s Andrew Walsh; and, he joins us from the Wa–the… Roosevelt neighborhood. My goodness! When am I gonna get that… locked… and loaded in my brain?”

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Luke: “How y’all doin’?”

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Luke: “How y’all doin’?” #2

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Luke: “I can’t just do steamrollers across the bed”

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Luke: “I grab the cat, throw her outside, lock the Pod-dog in the small bathroom. Poor, Pod-dog–It’s always the Pod-dog that gets hurt in these situations, right?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Mega booyahs to you, Jim Cramer”

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Luke: “Ooh, ooh, ooh”

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Luke: “Oooh! Expedia”

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Luke: “Pshewww!”

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Luke: Singing “Shorty!”

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Luke: Singing “Shortys!”

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Luke: Singing “Shortys!” #2

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Luke: “Stu Neuman… aka… Steve Number Three… aka, RandBallsStu”

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Luke: “Tell me when this gets boring… Twelve minutes ago. I get it. Shut up”

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Luke: “The Bay Kitty decided to spring a little surprise on me this morning”

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Luke: “Typical Walsh rant”

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Luke: “We have now arrived, apparently, at that part of the season, here at Burbank Springs… where, the Bay Kitty decides to capture and bring indoors… small rabbits”

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Luke: “What!!?!”

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Luke: “What… are we even doing here?”

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Luke: Whispering “Oh, don’t do this, Luke. Don’t do this at the end of the show”

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Luke: “Yeah, I’m being serious; because, I mean, I am actually being serious”

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Luke: “Yeah. Does it be stanking; or, does it not be stanking? That’s the real question”

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Luke and Andrew: Andy Capp Luke trying to figure out doneness of a grilled steak

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you wanna know the real story behind that? Yeah… There isn’t one. I’m sorry. Oh. I know you were gonna say, ‘No.’ (Like I usually do) I want for it. (Not, but) You called my bluff”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting a shout out on the “Shorty” mashup and commenting on how it was arranged

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Luke and Andrew: Hesitant Hype Manning

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, I guess you’ve got a double standard. It’s desktop cleanup day. What do you want me to do, man?”

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???: Snorting

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Andrew: “And, this is just a… typical Walsh rant”

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Andrew: “Are you shitting me?!?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Whoa!”

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Andrew: “Err on the side of rare”

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Andrew: “Family Feud… has apparently lost its goddamn mind”

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Andrew: “I forgot how to use all of my equipment”

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Andrew: “I just need my money! That’s all”

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Andrew: “I love… Andy Capp Luke”

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Andrew: “I mean, you can play it; it’s your damn show”

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Andrew: “I’ll just, actually, what I’ll do is I’ll just mute my mic and I’ll cry over here”

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Andrew: “Mmm?”

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Andrew: “Not to be all hot-takey so early in the day”

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Andrew: “Ohh!”

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Andrew: “Ooo, Expedia”

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Andrew: “Oooh, Expedia”

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Andrew: “Power out on that, Walsh”

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Andrew: Saying “We’re gonna slay those taxes for ya!” in an aggressive manner

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Andrew: Singing “Shorty!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Survey says!!”

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Andrew: “That didn’t make it any less upsetting”

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Andrew: “The whole, like, ‘You’re doing it wrong!’… Like, get a fucking personality!”

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Andrew: “Things are hard”

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Andrew: “Ye…yeah”

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Andrew: “Yes!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hello, Luke! Ohh! I tried to play my turkey gobble; but, it was way too quiet (Rough morning)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, do you want to talk about nuts for a second? Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, I have some… good news, bad news… for you here, (Ooh) at the top of the show (Okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I know we had a better one; but, I don’t have time to crawling through the tape… today… No, don’t go crawling through the tape. Although, that sounds gross”

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Andrew and Luke: “I like the way, in that mashup, I sort of sound like your hype man… You sound like a… you sound like a hesitant hype man. The Hesitant Hype Man”

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Andrew and Luke: “I shit you (What!!?) not! I shit you not!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think this song is gross. I’m serious. You think this song is gross!? I don’t like it… I don’t like any songs (Why not!?) that references poo-poo… I’m serious. Really!? Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m telling you… you can’t make (Oh, man) this stuff up!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, no! God! (Uh-oh) Nah!! (Oh, Walsh) Ahh!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ooh! Oooh. Oooh, explicit… (Oooh, Expedia) on a Tuesday! I know!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Umm, guess who is not getting a… break, apparently… They still haven’t… Oh, no! God! (Uh-oh) Nah!! (Oh, Walsh) Ahh!!”

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