Clips From TBTL #2462

Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: Having a good laugh #2

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Andrew: “Hold on… I’m gonna re-take that one more time. Three… two… one. When did you start drawing the tall ships?”

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Andrew: “I think that’s why it’s fun to talk about it on the podcast”

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Andrew: “I’m singing low. I’m singing high!”

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Andrew: “It’s slow. They tell me it’s not! They tell me it’s not slow. They come out here with their whiz-bang machines… and they tell me everything is fine. But… you know, it takes me four times longer to load a show these days.”

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Andrew: “Luke Burbank: The man who understands sports”

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Andrew: “Oh… yes!”

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Andrew: “One thing that’s driving me crazy, just while we’re on the topic of you being wrong about things. Although…”

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Andrew: Singing “Mi-mi-mi-mi, mi-mi” and clearing his throat

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “The only thing on that is something, it really… really frosts your balls”

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Andrew: “Who put the bomp in the bomp-ba-domp-da-domp?”

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Andrew: “You’re going with the Viosk? [ph]

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Andrew and Luke: “Why is it called a Ziosk? That’s irritating… Because, it’s like a kiosk. But, why the ‘Z’? Cuz, it’s zo cool…”

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Bean Baxter: “Wow! You could’ve done so much better!”

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Carey Burbank: “You’re totally right about this”

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Carey Burbank and Andrew: “If Luke was doing something and I came in the room and was like… ‘What’s that?’ Like, and then, when he… tells it back on the podcast… ‘And then, Carey bursts the doors, and like ‘What are you doing!?” Right. That’s… the kind of stuff that drives me crazy.”

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Carey Burbank and Luke: “In those situations, it’s not like you don’t get amnesia thirty seconds after you said something; like… Mmm… Okay.”

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Carey Burbank and Luke: “No! Let me tell you. It’s not that I’m anti-technology. Stop yelling. Oh, God.”

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Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: “You’re totally right about this. I have a real… world… experience, by way of, a friend of mine… By the way, Linh Pham… please… can you… isolate her saying ‘You’re totally right about this’… and, make it an audio drop. Thank you. And send it to Luke, so he can load it on his phone.”

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Luke: “Bleep, bloop, bloop”

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Luke: “Does, does ‘B’ mean I’m in the middle? Because, yes it does. ‘B’ is never good.”

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Luke: “He might be best known for his drawings of the tall ships”

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Luke: “Hey, what’s going on!?”

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Luke: “I gave that one its burn notice”

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Luke: “I think I remember, literally, word-for-word what I’ve said; and… I’m always wrong about it”

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Luke: “Never follow a Burbank to a second Red Robin”

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Luke: “Oh, and then, umm… when you did the Marsupial… Gargle, Andrew”

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Luke: “Pizza! Pizza!”

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Luke: Singing “Oh, Jacque”

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Luke: “The, the, the, time-tested TBTL technique. I know that’s a lot of ‘T’s, dude.”

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Luke: “There’s no CliffsNotes for this shit”

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Luke: “This is special. This is special.”

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Luke and Andrew: “For people that don’t follow baseball… this is gonna be a boring twelve minutes. Fourteen. If we’re lucky.”

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Luke and Andrew: “For reasons that are too boring to even get into… On this show!? Wow!”

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Luke and Andrew: Millennium vs Millennial Falcon

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Luke and Andrew: “We do it all the different ways (I know) on this show”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “If someone gave you a free Apple Watch, Carey Beth, would you wear it? Nope.”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Would you say… that you’re more inclined to listen to the show… when… you’re more in love with me. No. Really? I don’t think that has any correlation.”

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Clips From TBTL #2461

Andrew: “I’ll try to make this short. I know this is, like, your classic Walsh story. ‘How are you doing Walsh? Well, it all started in 1976′”

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Andrew: “It was like nine o’clock at night. I’d had like three of these IPAs and I way loopy!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot. What do you call the pokey things on a cactus?”

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Andrew: “Salam!”

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Andrew: Saying “This is just my voice” with an echo/reverb effect

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Andrew: Singing “Doop, doop, doop, doop”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That sounds like that’d be a pain for me. I feel like I’d have like… droopy, drooly bread… falling out of my mouth, falling into my onion salad.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Hello, Luke. What do you mean?” with an echo/reverb effect and Luke saying “Oh my God… dang it!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Don’t even get me started on that. (Don’t even get me started!) Don’t even get me started!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Fricking Frizzell found some photo… of some bearded guy who looks like he’s holding his head; and, everybody thinks it’s me, and it’s not. (Ohh. Ohh. Oh. Okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: “That could not be a more Burbankian… Read (Take) on the situation? Read on this situation”

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Luke: “And, they don’t often have enough ads in the queue. So, you will just see the same one ad… every flipping commercial break… for hours and hours at a time”

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Luke: “Do you feel comfortable becoming a part of ‘Hawk Squad’?”

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Luke: “Everybody stop listening if you don’t care about NFL talk right now. Thank you. Talk to you tomorrow.”

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Luke: “God… bless it”

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Luke: “He’s… Andrew ‘Fireball’ Wash, [sic] and he joins us now from the Wallingford neighborhood of Seattle, Washington. Hello, my friend.”

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Luke: “Honey? Where are my onion cutting goggles? (That’s my woife!) Peace!”

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Luke: “I don’t see ash out here in Bellingham; but, it is… foggy as a mofo, or smoky”

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Luke: “I had to reset the sign, everybody. I had to reset the sign we have in the kitchen that says, ‘Welcome to Burbank Springs. It’s been… fill in the blank… number of days since a murdering.’ A murdering by the cat, that is.”

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Luke: “If I am feeling sad, and I need to stuff that hole with some kind of purchase”

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Luke: “Interpreting it through Burbank-colored glasses”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing and saying “That is… You’re just listening, by the way, to two people… losing their minds”

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Luke: “No way!”

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Luke: “Oh, what? You think I suck? You don’t wanna be around me?”

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Luke: “Scalable means… you tell your friends about the show; but, then… when they listen to it, they don’t understand… why you like the show, right? That’s, that’s I think what scalable means.”

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Luke: Singing “An onion is a ball full of lachrymatory factor… also known as LF, it irritates our eyes”

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Luke: Singing “Doctor! Doctor!”

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Luke: Singing “The onion is a ball of”

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Luke: “The dingus”

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Luke: “There’s, there’s a mountain that… effing exploded”

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Luke: “We didn’t fully have a murdering; but, we, we had an event that needs to be noted… on the special sign”

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Luke: “Yo. Get Waze… brother”

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Luke: “Yo. Slow your roll, human-kind.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are we his large, adult dinguses? I know I am. I can’t speak for you. I’ve already gotten to personal with you today.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, good. It has harpsichord in it. Oh, that’s one of those sentences that’s never been said.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Onions. Onions. Onions. (Onions) Onions. (Onions)”

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Luke and Andrew: “We were just looking at the sun without sunglass on. [sic] We were Trumping it! That means so many things!”

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Steve Neuman: Voicemail Message

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Clips From TBTL #2460

With TBTL #2460 dropping on Labor Day, the show contains a quick intro from Luke before going into an encore presentation of a show from almost exactly one year ago, TBTL #2199. If you are looking for clips from TBTL #2199, please head this-a-way.

 

Luke: “He and Genevieve had sprung… for kind of a high-end hotel room. But, what he found when he got there… will shock you.”

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Luke: “Hi, everybody! It’s Luke. Welcome to a special… Labor Day edition of… TBTL. How are you doing?”

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Luke: Saying “Say what?” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Singing “Happy Labor Day to you. Happy Labor Day to you. Happy Labor Day TBTL listeners”

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Luke: “Take a listen to this bad boy… from the TBTL archives”

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Luke: “We are still recovering from… our wonderful time out there at Maris Farms, the TBTL picnic”

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Clips From TBTL #2459: Echo/Reverb Edition

Andrew: Saying “I had a little trouble… with the scissors. I had a little trouble… with scissors.” with an echo/reverb effect

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Andrew: Saying “I thought little girls… believed everything that was told to them. I thought little girls were innocent… and trusting.” with an echo/reverb effect

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Andrew: Saying “Maris Farms” with an echo/reverb effect

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Andrew: Saying “Or, are they dreams?” with an echo/reverb effect

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Andrew: Saying “What’s going on here? What are trying to do… to my little sister?” with an echo/reverb effect

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Andrew: Saying “You didn’t tell me you were gonna kill it” with an echo/reverb effect

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew continued to use the echo-reverb effect, but Luke told him to stop it

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Fart Transplant drop played with an echo/reverb effect

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Luke: Saying “We got… two more hours of this show” with an echo/reverb effect

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Clips From TBTL #2459

Andrew: “Alright. Well, that’s my hot talk for the night.”

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Andrew: “Buckle up, everybody!”

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Andrew: “But I tried to… preemptively boss myself. I think.”

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Andrew: Drawn out “True story”

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Andrew: “Get your grubby hands off my hot dog kite!”

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Andrew: “I am… I am super impressed”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. Linh… you were there, you were documenting the whole thing. Would you say I got at least 26 baskets? Yes! So, I got… So, what’s 26 times two? Cuz, I think they’re two points a shot, right?”

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Andrew: “I feel like I’m the only guy who’s like, ‘They’re all vampires!’ And, nobody says anything because they’re all vampires.”

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Andrew: “I feel really awful. I’m sorry, Carey.”

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Andrew: “I learned that I can’t throw footballs… at all”

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Andrew: “I was questioning people about their last names and what they brought. I really thought I was gonna catch somebody… in a lie of food!”

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Andrew: “‘I’m Joanne. I know everything about pumpkins!'”

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Andrew: “Is that what was happening!?! I thought that we were just playing whiffle ball!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “That’s what they all say” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Technically, it was a chicken soft burrito… right?”

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Andrew: “They’re tater tots!!!”

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Andrew: “Yes! Thank you. I heard it with my ears!”

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Andrew: “You are a Q!!!”

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Andrew: “You’re missing some gold over here, kids!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew gets non-faked outraged when he learned that Mexi Fries are just Tater Tots

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew put the “whiff” in “whiffle ball”

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Andrew and Luke: “Anyway, I thought you looked good out there, champ. Thanks.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I gotta hang out with more scientists like you. That’s Scientologists. That’s totally a different thing.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I love this effect! Can we just do this all the time? No. Can we never do it again. It sounds like you had, ‘I had a Barney Rubble with this scism.’ [sic] Okay.”

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Andrew and Luke: “If Luke… swings a whiffle bat in the woods and nobody’s there to see it… who has he impressed? The dark little man who lives inside me… and won’t let me sleep at night.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s drink some Fireball. Alright. This is the part of the show where we drink Fireball.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Now, aren’t you glad the kids aren’t listening!?! Yeah… Because, it’s like… you gotta… view into my messed up whiffle ball world; but, your world be way darker, dude. Way darker.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ohh (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Real question. We’ve gone over this a million times: are you Johnny or Bobo? I’ve no idea. I honestly don’t know. Which one is Luke? (Bobo!) Bobo (Bobo)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Was I supposed to be impressed with your pitching or your batting? Both. They were both very good.”

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Luke: “I had pulled on one of her socks, which was made out of, like, it was like nylons. And, it was just… it was just a, a forest of smashed ankle hair.”

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Luke: “I… I’ve, like, throw you a pitch… and you… fucking it hit over… the entire structure we’re at. And, you’re like, ‘Yeah, I got a part of that one.’ You roped it.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Nice!”

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Luke: “No! No!!”

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Luke: “That’s a… bunch of junk”

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Luke: “The problem is that, when it was inflated, it looked like a vagina”

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Luke: “We have everything you could imagine here on epithode, [sic] episode two-thousand, four-hundred, fifty-nine in a collector’s series”

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Luke: “What can’t these Maris Farms folks do?”

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Luke: “Why did we do that?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, you… pitched the ball, like right over the middle, like a perfect pitch… and, I think Linh is taking a photo of it. Thanks, Linh! Do we have a picture of that? Probably. I take… like a titanic swing, and I miss so bad! Again, you’re a Mariners fan. I learned it from watching you, okay?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you Johnny or Bobo? Uh, Johnny.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I always say it was two years; but, then, I think it was way less than two years. It felt like a long time to me. Year and a half, maybe? Tops, probably. Somebody probably knows. Linh probably has a website dedicated to this particular timeline. What, what’s that mean? Medium? Okay. Means stop talking about me. (Stop calling him out)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It looks like it might be a hot dog kite. What!!? Get your grubby hands off my hot dog kite!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke calls a two-year old girl a “gal” and Andrew thinks only people older than 40 should be called a “gal”

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Luke and Andrew: “Still nothing from the children though. No, they don’t care.”

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Clips From TBTL #2458

Andrew: “Can we take a vacation from this Animation Domination Nation?”

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Andrew: “Cat Daddy”

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Andrew: “Delete it!!”

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Andrew: “Everything goes through Google”

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Andrew: “Huh”

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Andrew: “I think of orange as being the warmest color”

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Andrew: “I… think you might say I’m Burbanking it”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna tell you everything about this”

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Andrew: “I’ve been hacked! Don’t do anything!”

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Andrew: “I’ve taken this Burbanking of this joke so far”

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Andrew: “My mind is still dongled over”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Please… dongle on”

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Andrew: “Podcaster. Sophisticated Computer Man.”

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Andrew: “Really!?!”

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Andrew: “Wait, hold on. Linh! Linh! Did you gift Luke with your dongle?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have a really secure password now… Linh Pham’s dongle… twenty-seven. No, that’s what it was. Oh, yeah. Okay. Now, it’s twenty-nine.”

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Andrew and Luke: “The diner life is the life for me! #DinerLife”

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Andrew and Luke: “Whoa, Jackson! (Yeah) That’s some drama, man! Wow, yeah!”

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Luke: “Bob Dylan once told me, ‘Never name drop'”

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Luke: “But, we got into the car to drive down here today, and Carey had been listening to yesterday’s episode on her phone. And, as we’ve… mentioned many times… our Bluetooth… shout out to Linh Pham for… gifting me with that dongle”

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Luke: “Cat Daddy”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “Despite all my rage, I am still on a train that’s low gauge?”

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Luke: “Did I take my Tums; because, that’s acidic.”

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Luke: “I gotta speak truth to power”

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Luke: “If you wanna get… all kinds of pumpkin spice up in your Kool-Aid”

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Luke: “Lo… those many years ago”

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Luke: “Mmm-hmm”

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Luke: “Mmm-hmm” #2

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Luke: Singing “I do!”

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Luke: Singing “Small guy on a huge-ass bike”

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Luke: “Squeeze my dongle, baby”

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Luke: “Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? I do!”

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Luke: “You got got!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s not as bad as you made me think it was, by the way. (Really!?!) It’s a giant, brown stain on a beautiful… beautiful, white… carpet!”

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Luke and Andrew: “What about our dongles of the day? What about our dongles of the day?”

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