Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “And this is all building up to a hot dog story. I think we’re knee deep in a hot dog story now.”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Ohh!”

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Andrew: “God, I hope that it’s a real shit show in Luke’s personal life; so, we have a good power out!”

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Andrew: “Luke, there’s one thing we should be talking about here; which is, how your dang weekend went.”

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Andrew: Saying “For free!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “That’s not how this works!”

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Andrew: “You can swaddle that dog, like a, like a, like a dog in a thunder shirt on the 4th of July. How about that, that’s timely.”

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Andrew: “Yup. Changin’, changin’ politics”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke, I told you, I’ve never seen Brewster’s Millions. And, that’s the plot for Chariots For Hire.”

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Andrew and Luke: “No, no, that was the actual two minute mark; but, go on… (Oh, shit!)”

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Luke: “But… whatever. It’s my family. I can do what I want.”

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Luke: “By the way, Andrew… I hate this book. This man hates books!”

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Luke: “Even though I’m not, in fact… Jewish. Although, I do like to joke sometimes that I am… I’m Jew-ish.”

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Luke: “God, I am so happy to be home!”

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Luke: “I did, indoodle”

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Luke: “I know this, because I’m a pretty shady person, Andrew”

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Luke: “I’m from drunk, Irish Catholic people. That’s… that’s my people. We drink too much, we fight… we are crazy. And, that’s just… that’s part of the kind of mythology that I’ve created in my own mind around myself.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Most dolphinately… my imaginary radio friendos”

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Luke: “Oh, this is all coming back to me now”

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Luke: Saying “Ha!! You know what’s on here!!?” with a high-pitched voice

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Luke: Saying “I’m jealous” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “So… I am… Swedish and Albanian… on my biological father’s side. And, I am… Irish on my mother’s side, still.”

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Luke and Andrew: “As a forty-one year old man, who recently reunited with part of his biology. I’m in a different place. That’s the Swede in you though. Oh my goodness gracious.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Get outta here (Wow) you… rando!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’d like to… welcome new sponsor, Hebrew National, to the show. Oh, eghh… would that it were”

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Luke and Andrew: “You have that… hot dog life tattoo on your stomach, I mean (I know…) that’s gotta mean something (It’s getting real stretchy)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what, Andrew? It di’n’t. That’s… it di’n’t!”

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Andrew: “Before we knew that frizzy-head lady… was a little bit off her Spongebob”

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Andrew: “God dang it!”

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Andrew: “Good Christmas!”

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Andrew: “I almost bought a bowling alley!”

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Andrew: “I like it! That’s a good name”

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Andrew: “I wish that rhymed on the third one”

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Andrew: “I’ll edit all that out. Nobody even listens to me.”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry for being Captain Obvious over here”

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Andrew: “It is burning up… the Song of the Summer nomination charts, man!”

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Andrew: “It went from zero to hero”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “No crash!!”

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Andrew: “No, no, no, no, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!!”

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Andrew: “Peace and love to Rick Steves”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Stay on the damn ground!”

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Andrew: Stretched out “Yeah”

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Andrew: “That’s my woife!”

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Andrew: “What’s the name of the woo-woo song?”

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Andrew: “What’s up with those clowns in Congress!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Holy cow, you mentioned that! Yes, I’m dying to hear this! Well, let’s not… let’s not over-promise”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is a di–digression. I’m ready for a digression.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Whad’ya having for lunch there? Come on, let us in this (Sorry)”

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Luke: “And, because it’s a Friday, Friday, got to get down on Friday… we’ve got Music… For Your Weekend”

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Luke: “Farts on a plate”

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Luke: “How does the Andrew-bot stay so relevant?”

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Luke: “I’m the perfect person to drop… a truth bomb on this woman”

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Luke: “Insert ‘That’s my woife’ drop in your brain right now, everybody”

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Luke: “It would be Zip Tie City”

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Luke: “It’s time to scrub your daddy!”

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Luke: “Lid on, lid off? Glasses on, hair up? What do you do?”

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Luke: Luke first said it was episode 2404, but then corrected himself

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Luke: “Na-na-na-ing”

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Luke: “Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey-hey-hey, kiss him goodbye?”

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Luke: “People in… bro houses shouldn’t throw hot wings… I think is the old saying”

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Luke: “That was good, right? That was really good.”

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Luke: “Wheeeeeee!”

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Luke: “You turn your can upside down. You do a little dance. You slide it on like a pair of pants.”

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Luke and Andrew: “A guy named Aaron Krause… he is the inventor of something called, Scrub Daddy… Is that where you scrub your daddy?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Shouldn’t someone slay that dragon of… anger? No!”

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Sound of Ironing Board Opening Up

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Andrew: “And the son of a gun has started smoking”

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Andrew: “And, like, I wouldn’t touch Greek yogurt with your spoon!”

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Andrew: “And, three, two, one, we’re back. Okay, good.”

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Andrew: “But, I don’t know much about much”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Come on! Come on!”

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Andrew: “God, we don’t have time! Write that down, I want to talk about this tomorrow. We serious have to talk about that tomorrow.”

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Andrew: “I was bringing a lot of that weirdness to the table”

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Andrew: “It was an accidental protection”

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, yes! Party in the back!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: Snorting #3

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Andrew: Snorting #4

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Andrew: “Sometimes you amaze me with just, like, the way you use words”

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Andrew: Talking like a drunk football player

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Andrew: “That’s fascinating!”

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Andrew: “The stick that the ice held on to is almost ratcheted, and that’s how they kept the, the ice from just flinging off what would otherwise be just a… glassy smooth… popsicle rod”

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Andrew: “Way to go, America!”

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Andrew: “Well… I guess it wasn’t a clip from the movie”

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Andrew: “You’re, you’re joking”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew snorting and laughing and Luke saying “It tanked. It tanked almost immediately.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I wouldn’t know. It could be the best experience in the world, I’m probably not gonna ever find out. I wouldn’t, I wouldn’t… (Really!?) Yeah”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Chuckling #2

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Luke: “Did ya…promised we were never allowed to make interesting shows. That was the compromise”

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Luke: Gruff “Alright!!”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna fucking talk about this with you!”

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Luke: “I fricked it up”

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Luke: “I got a lot of thangs that I like to do, Andrew”

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Luke: “I would have been… shiteing myself”

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Luke: “I’m not even shitting you!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oikos Boingos, right?”

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Luke: “One click off, bruh”

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Luke: “So, that’s usually my chance to go hide out in the living room and do my thang; and, my thang… last night”

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Luke: “Sorry, I didn’t mean to take it to a weird place”

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Luke: “Who cares. I’m in.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright. I have one… show title. I have a million. Really?”

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Luke and Andrew: Chuckling

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Luke and Andrew: “Yes… but, not everyone with rheumy eyes is a rummy. Right! Alright. Good!”

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Andrew: “Come here, honey stomach. Who’s my honey stomach?”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I don’t wanna just like, kinda… poop on this ghost story”

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Andrew: “Doctor Burbank is in the house”

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Andrew: “Downward facing podcast”

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Andrew: “God, this is boring!”

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Andrew: “Got my mind on my honey and got my honey on my mind”

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Andrew: “Hard drives, and hard drives, and hard drives of minutiae”

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Andrew: “Humpback of Norte-Podcasting. Ugh. Ughh, it’s getting worse!”

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Andrew: “I did miscalculate a little bit this time”

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Andrew: “I have an app that just generates… the word ‘hot dog’ over and over again”

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Andrew: “I’ll be damned if I’m gonna have a kid look up at me with, like, blood pouring out of his mouth and crying”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna have to hide me some secret sausages”

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Andrew: Imitating chatter among guys hovering around a lit grill

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Andrew: “It’s getting… it’s getting steamy with this word… image you’re painting”

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Andrew: “Like some sort of… humpback… of podcastery”

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Andrew: “Luke, sometime, sometimes you make statements about me; and, I think, ‘Boy… am I really giving that off? That’s not how I feel.’ But, sometimes, my friend, you nail it!! And, you just nailed it.”

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Andrew: “Take that body! Telling me what I can swallow, what I can’t.”

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Andrew: “This shit’s getting to me, man!”

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Andrew: “We have a lot of stuff”

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Andrew: “Yeah. What’s up with that?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew describing how he preps for a party

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew was oddly mellow at the beginning of the show

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Andrew and Luke: “Congratulations us. Yay! Yay us!”

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Luke: “Be wise-all, and medicate with alcohol”

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Luke: Even though today’s Luke knows how bad toy crossbows that shoot toothpicks are, nine-year old Luke wants one real bad

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Luke: “Give me the motherfucking steak! I’m throwing it back on”

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Luke: “God, you’re so right”

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Luke: “I consider myself as the cherry Gusher of… husbands”

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Luke: “I know it’s the worst idea ever!”

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Luke: “Okay, everyone… flap your arms”

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Luke and Andrew: Coming up with rhymes with the word “Xyz”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thinks beeswax is bee dookie

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Luke and Andrew: MC Hammer Air

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Luke and Andrew: “Mommy, could we go to the bank and can I have some sausages? Daddy, would you like a bank sausage?”

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Luke and Andrew: Shirtless Luke on the floor eating a floor hotdog

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