Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “And also, of course, I wouldn’t want to spoil it for anybody”

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Andrew: “Boom-boom”

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Andrew: “But, I used all kinds of crazy-ass trickery last night”

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Andrew: “Did he or didn’t he… re-schedule is tax appointment!?”

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Andrew: “Don’t be a Bean! Don’t be a Bean.”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Ahh”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: Having a good laugh #2

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Andrew: “I don’t know what… they were thinking”

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Andrew: “I… effed… up”

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Andrew: “It’s okay if you look at my butt…”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “More like Tyrannosaurus Sex! Oh, no, don’t, don’t, that’s, don’t, don’t, don’t fake laugh at that!”

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Andrew: “My brain is bad”

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Andrew: “Not the worst!”

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Andrew: Saying “And, can I write off my vocal training? Because, people say that I’m like a… an audible chameleon. I just disappear into voices.” in a different voice

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Andrew: Saying “Can I rebook this again?” in a different voice

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Andrew: Saying “I just like… having these conversations with you” in an ultra-chill manner

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Andrew: “Shoot! Can we just change the name of our podcast to ‘Speaking of Beans’?”

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Andrew: Singing “Hello, Burbank! How are you, Burbank?”

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Andrew: Singing “Hello, Burbank!”

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Andrew: Singing “I’m talking football, I’m talking tribe”

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Andrew: “That’s me in a nutshell. Eh, kind of like Luke, only way less ambitious.”

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Andrew: “You guys rock!!”

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Andrew: “You know what? Let’s do a little David S. Pumpkins: Luke Burbank edition here”

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Andrew: “You went Walshy on that one, didn’t you?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey… wanna dip your toes in the… No, I don’t listen to your voice anymore”

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Andrew and Luke: “I know a gastropub in Ballard where can you definitely get that. It’s called ‘The Duck and the Bill’, I think. Now, that… is maybe real laughter, maybe not. You’ll never know. (Anyway) So is this!”

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Andrew and Luke: Jack of the Box

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Andrew and Luke: More Burbank in the TBTL Newsletter

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Luke: “At some point, we gotta get to the ding-dang World Series”

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Luke: “Caramelatorium”

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Luke: “Fuck you!”

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Luke: “Hey, it’s so cute to have a hot take. That’s–don’t be afraid of your hot takes, just explore your hot takes”

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Luke: “Hey… you know what, you guys rock, and that’s okay.”

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Luke: “It’s like they have their own version of Francis from Pee-wee’s Big Adventure. And he, you know, ‘My dad says we can have any players from California we want!’ And, it’s just like, ‘Fuck you!'”

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Luke: Mimicking Rudy’s disapproval sound

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Luke: “Somebody put a banana in the front freezer”

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Luke: “Somebody put a banana in the tail pipe”

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Luke: “We’re calling it: Starbucks… Behind the Mermaid”

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Luke: “Well, you know, speaking of beans, Andrew”

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Luke: “What a loser”

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Luke: “You–you’d be all up in that Green Apron board”

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Luke and Andrew: Awkward Ending

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Luke and Andrew: “But, there is something… about the soul of baseball… (I knew it!) We’re poisoned!”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, if you want to… know if it’s a milkshake or not, just… go out in the yard and see how many of the boys come. Yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Hey, (Oh, hey!) I’m gonna eatcha. Oh, hey! Y’all said my name!”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Rolan, Rolan, Rolan Bolan… Keep Bolan Rolan… Rawhide!”

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Andrew: Auto-flushing toilets and laying his toilet paper nest

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Andrew: “Boy, I, my brain is not working”

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Andrew: “Do not move on, Luke”

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Andrew: “Goddamn it!”

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Andrew: “I know we have some Yaris talk we have to get into”

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Andrew: “I’m a… such a grumpy old man in my head”

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Andrew: “I’m dumb. I can’t keep a lot of things straight in my head. I don’t, I don’t even know what chemtrails… are.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna turn in my resignation at the end of the show”

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Andrew: “It’s called a backhanded compliment, ‘Huh, I’m Dylan, I’m cool. Bleah!'”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Making toilet flushing sound

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Andrew: “Oh-ho-ho-ho, shit!”

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Andrew: “Oh, man!”

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Andrew: Saying “I am… ha-loving, loving!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is not a huge Bob Dylan fan and wouldn’t do cruel, mocking imitations, then Luke did one

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Luke: “Alrightily!”

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Luke: “Can I borrow your face? Buddy, can you spare a face?”

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: “Everything is coming up Yaris”

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Luke: “Fuck that noise!”

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Luke: “Give be [sic] a brark!”

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Luke: “He looks like a nice looking normal”

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Luke: “He’s Andrew Walsh, and he joins us from the Wallingford neighborhood. Or, as I called it yesterday, the Walshingford neighborhood, of Seattle, Washington.”

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Luke: “I know that it’s just been Yaris this, and Yaris that”

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Luke: “I… was… having… problems yesterday, Andrew”

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Luke: Saying “Hey, everything’s cool. I’m Bob Dylan.” as Bob Dylan

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Luke: Singing “Buddy, can you spare a face?”

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Luke: Singing/saying something in the manner of Bob Dylan

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Luke: “That’s a real Texas two-step”

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Luke: “WW dot this and WW dot that. Let’s Yaris explain it.”

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Luke: “You guys do a lot of Lumbergh, Lumbergh LARPing”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like, that’s the number one reason I don’t want to go to prison is; because, I don’t think I can drop a deuce with someone watching me. (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke pulled three royal rippers

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah… I’m gonna need you to record After These Messages on Saturday, that’s be great. That is exactly how she does it.”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke”

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Andrew: “I forgot I have a home!”

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Andrew: “I’m in a pickle!”

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Andrew: “I’m in Yaris jail”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, you’ll be fine!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “I come from the wrong side of the Times”

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Andrew: “Really?!”

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Andrew: “Wow! That is… those are dazzling deets!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I had two legs to my journey, as you know; and, those two legs were connected by way of Yaris, Yaris.”

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Andrew: “You know what we say about pooping on airplanes… Not today.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Aww, Luke! What’s wrong, buddy?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Bob’s Extreme Habanero Gonna Boil Your Skin Off Your Balding… Head! Paint your balding? Paint your balding”

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Andrew and Luke: “How about Anal Angst-X-Hot, (What!!?) Hot Sauce”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, it didn’t work! Luke. Luke. (Well, that’s good) Luke… what’s wrong with me?”

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Luke: “Carey is just so used to my crap, and really your crap, at this moment”

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Luke: “Dangerous! Dangerous!”

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Luke: “Grass, gas or ass”

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Luke: “He’s joining us from the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat in the Wallingford neighborhood of Seattle, Walsh. Seattle, Walsh… Seattle, Walshington.”

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Luke: “I was messing with the space-time continuum. I was in a Yaris.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, no”

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Luke: “Paint your balding?”

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Luke: “Please, truckers of America… stop… peeing in Gatorade bottles and then throwing it on the side of the road. For the love of God.”

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Luke: Quietly saying “Oh my God”

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Luke: Saying “The rain in Spain” in a funny manner

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Luke: “The real, the real issue which… really is more bunghole-related, I’d say”

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Luke and Andrew: “What was that… futuristic movie… called like, ‘Sky Something and the Sky of Tomorrow’? Yeah, that’s it. ‘Sky Something of the Sky of Tomorrow'”

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Luke: “Actually, we should start calling these our, ‘We’re sorry, you’re our Carlos Santana and Rob Thomas, Smooth level donors of the day'”

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Luke: “Alright, fire this bad boy up”

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Luke: “Carey… whose towel is what!!?”

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Luke: “Doggone it”

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Luke: “Fast and Furious: 8… Furioso”

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Luke: “If I’m getting some of his, some of his junk… up in my stuff… I can live with that.”

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Luke: “If you’ve listened to this show, for any amount of time, you know that I’m obsessed with these ding-dang snapshot moments in my mind”

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Luke: “Is this a ‘Stand Your Yaris’ state?”

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Luke: “It’s a VAWANYCO”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Schrödinger’s Yaris”

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Luke: “So, we want to thank our VAWANYCO… donors of the day”

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Luke: “So, we’re not yet to the place from whence you sent a tweet?”

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Luke: “Wassup, you guys!?”

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Luke: “We can do whatever we want to this car!”

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Luke: “Well, I like you more than you like me, and that’s okay.”

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Luke: “What a world!”

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Luke: “Whatever it is… is whatever it is. Boy, that is… one of the drunkest things anyone has ever said on podcast”

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Luke: “Yaris! Yaris!”

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Luke: “You better hope this isn’t a friggin’ metaphor for your relationship, bruh”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is that a Hemi? It’s a Yaris.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke asks Andrew to smell a towel to see who it belongs to and Andrew refuses

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Luke and Andrew: Luke wanted Andrew to say something with him, but didn’t

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Luke and Andrew: The Shroud of Burbank

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Andrew: “But, so far, no fuzz. We good.”

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Andrew: Chuckling and saying “Yeah”

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Andrew: “‘Don’t yangle with the Yaris!’ is what they say”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Is fine”

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Andrew: “Everything’s cool”

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Andrew: “Finally, old grumpy man next to me”

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Andrew: “From that moment… it was all love for this baby. I love this Yaris; and, that’s what I’m getting at!”

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Andrew: “Goddamn, Andrew!”

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Andrew: “Great!”

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Andrew: “He’s getting real cranky-town”

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Andrew: “I like this car”

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Andrew: “I mean… now, you’re making me feel bad again!”

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Andrew: “I waited about thirty minutes before I sent out the tweet heard around the world”

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Andrew: “If they’re just gonna pull us over on suspicion of podcastery, or whatever”

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Andrew: “It’s like looking in a mirror… only not!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s just face it. This isn’t me! This is something Genevieve told me, a long time ago, and it stuck.”

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Andrew: Making a long, scraping sound

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Andrew: “Oh, were it were mine, Luke! Were it were mine.”

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Andrew: “Right now, this panel, that is actually not hooked up to anything… it can be anything!”

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Andrew: Saying “Hey, everybody! I put a tiny scrape on the mirror!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “So, whatever. Maybe I am just a big public pouter.”

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Andrew: “The guy over there told me to wait; so, I’ve been waitin’!!!”

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Andrew: “We grow stronger in the scratched places”

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Andrew: “Yaarrris!”

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Andrew: “Yaris! Yaris!”

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Andrew: “You’re getting closer to the Yaris mentality!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Are you shitting me!?! Yeah!”

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