Clips From TBTL #2076

The guys played two TBTL Voicemail Line jingles during the show. The first one that they played was by Listener Jim and while it was playing, Luke had a little too much fun with it.

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The second one was by Listener Jason, who pulled several clips from Marsupial Gurgle and incorporated it into his jingle.

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Andrew: “Hey guys, I did it.”

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Andrew: “I don’t want it to stop!”

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Andrew: “I met the Stu-bot for the very, very first time today. We hugged.”

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Andrew: “I should be proud of calm Andrew.”

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Andrew: “I took the train!”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna talk to the real Luke Burbank here for a second.”

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Andrew: “I’m just gonna sit back and wait for Luke to say something and then I’ll ruin it, like I usually do.”

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Andrew: “It’s still not great, but it’s not as bad as you think!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh, you son of a bitch!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “This is great!”

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Andrew: “Stu, can you take over for Luke again, please? I’m feeling uncomfortable.”

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Andrew: “There is only one right answer!”

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Andrew: “This is why nobody wanted to hang out with me in high school, by the way; because, I’m just not fun.”

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Andrew: “This one will be Yup or Nup. Yup or Nope.”

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Andrew: “Yup. That’s good music!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke says “Yeah.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m beating up on my friend Andrew. Don’t do that. Don’t do that.”

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Andrew and Luke: Marsupial Gurgle Name Drop

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Andrew and Luke: Power Outs, Power Ins and Power Middles

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “Brace yourself, Stu-bot, brace yourself. Okay.”

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Andrew, Luke and Steve Neuman: Cardigan Welsh Orggie or Welsh Corgie (or Orgy)

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Andrew, Luke and Steve Neuman: “It just, it just sneaks and it just prowls through the streets. Like a hamster. Or an airship.”

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Luke: “Brace yourself, new Luke.”

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Luke: “If, if Stu is the fake Luke Burbank, I vote for the fake Luke Burbank…”

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Luke: “Lu-bot!”

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Luke: “My keister”

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Luke: “No(pe)!”

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Luke: “Oh, this’ll all go. This is a gut job!”

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Luke: “Oh. My. God!”

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Luke: “Road hard, put-away wet, Keith Richards-looking mofos.”

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Luke: Singing “Clang, clang, clang went the trolley.”

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Luke: Singing “TBTL”

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Luke: “Who gives a fuck?”

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Luke: “Yep!”

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Luke: “You guys, this madness cannot go on any longer.”

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Luke: “You hit the Legal ID. If she freaks out, stop!”

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Luke and Andrew: Baths and Floating Soup

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Luke and Andrew: “Slightly moldy is totally shot, yes. Let me quote Miracle Max, ‘Slightly moldy is still totally shot.’ Okay.”

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Luke and Andrew: Wooting and Whooping

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “Here’s what I look for in a show… Nakedness and fear? Yeah.”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: Singing “The plan keeps coming up again”

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Steve Neuman: “Andrew ‘The Body’ Walsh”

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Steve Neuman: “Hey there ladies and gentlemen, I am your host, Luke Burbank, coming to you from the mothership of American Public Media in St. Paul, Minnesota… The Bay City.”

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Steve Neuman: “The weather here matches my mood. It’s cloudy, rainy, and maybe a little drafty? That, that doesn’t make sense, it doesn’t make sense at all!”

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Steve Neuman and Luke: “Brothers don’t shake hands, brothers hug. Brothers gotta hug!”

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Steve Neuman and Luke: “You’re more of a, like, you know, Whitecollarsburg. Podcastville? Soft hands. Audiotown?”

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Clips From TBTL #2075

Andrew: “Co-ops rock!”

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Andrew: “Cuz I feel like I’m not helping things by, by panicking with you, and for you, and against you.”

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Andrew: “Do your impression, no just kidding. Don’t!”

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Andrew: “Go to Live Wire, you dummies!”

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Andrew: “Hey, hermano.”

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Andrew: “How public radio is this?”

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Andrew: “Really!?!”

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Andrew: “So keep it clean, Burbank.”

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Andrew: “This is surreal, Burbank.”

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Andrew: “Wait for it.”

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Andrew: “Why am I making you panic more?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Don’t sweat the small plates? And, we’ve got our show title.”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is the big test, does my microphone work. It appears to work. I hear ya.”

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Luke: “Andrew, can we have one week in Minnesota where you don’t panic against me?”

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Luke: “It’s actually still called TBTL, but it’s ‘Too Bearded To Live’.”

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Luke: “Me May My Mo Moo. Me May… Sorry, just doing a little vocal warmup here.”

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Luke: Saying “Andrew Walsh, man of God.” in a deep voice

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Luke: Singing “I got a song!”

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Luke: “We have a friggin’ genuinely terrifying story”

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Luke: “What to panic when you’re pannecting.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve a growing panic. I am panicking on your behalf. You’re panicking for two? What to panic, what to panic when you’re pannecting.”

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Clips From TBTL #2074

Andrew: “From Cleveland, the Rock and Roll Capitol of the World!”

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Andrew: “Ha ha!”

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Andrew: “Hey, thanks partner.”

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Andrew: “I didn’t know that!”

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Andrew: “I don’t often listen to baseball games; but, when I do, it’s the Dodgers.”

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Andrew: “I just dazzled you with a detail!”

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Andrew: “I let go and I let Delta, right?”

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Andrew: “I tend to be a real wuss.”

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Andrew: “I’m highly embarrassed.”

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Andrew: “I’m not saying I believe that!”

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Andrew: “I’m the Crown Prince of the Moondoggers.”

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Andrew: “No, really.”

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Andrew: “No. That doesn’t even make sense.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, Luke! We have a situation here!”

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Andrew: “Oh, Luke. Oh, Luke! You know what I just realized?”

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Andrew: “One giant piece of pepperoni of shame that just covers me all the time.”

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Andrew: “Ooh!”

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Andrew: Singing “This is my moment!”

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Andrew: “Stop naming nuts.”

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Andrew: “There’s Andrewville. Uh… There’s Andrewton.”

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Andrew: “They all came from my mouth, Luke; and, I think I’m a funny SOB.”

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Andrew: “Wait, wait, wait!”

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Andrew: “We have a bit of an issue here.”

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Andrew: “What about me!?!?”

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Andrew: “What’s the sausage situation in there?”

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Andrew: “Why the face?”

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Andrew: “Woohoo!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Why is that directed towards Luke!?! Well… What about me!?!?”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Boom Boom’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Because I’m flying down from the ‘ham.”

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Luke: “Here we do!”

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Luke: “Huh!”

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Luke: “I’ve always thought that about you.”

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Luke: “Never let a bearded guy from New Hampshire become the co-host.”

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Luke: “Oh, those are cool Truck Nutz. I love those.”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke: “You are the most interesting man in the world!”

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Clips From TBTL #2073

Andrew: “And, that’s about where I stop reading the article.”

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Andrew: “I know I’m a loser.”

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Andrew: “No!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “What do you do without me?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ohh! Oh, it begins! And, so it begins! Nice! Nice.”

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Luke: “Are you in Lower Queen Anne or are you in Wallingford, my dude?”

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Luke: “Clearly, I’ve been home improving too much.”

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Luke: “Geez!”

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Luke: Groaning

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Luke: “I can’t keep my libidinous passion under control!”

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Luke: “I hope to God it’s non-sexual.”

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Luke: Whispering “I actually have no money.”

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Luke and Andrew: Dazzling Deets

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Luke and Andrew: Mr. Cent

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Clips From TBTL #2072

Andrew: Accidentally honked his car’s horn

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Andrew: Andrew getting all tense driving up to a drive-through

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Andrew: “Cuz, I do it all the effing time for this podcast!”

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Andrew: “Kind of a badass behind the wheel. Gets me in trouble sometimes, as we’ve well documented.”

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Andrew: Ordering a tall soy latte for Luke

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Andrew: Ratcheting Sound

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Andrew: Singing “I don’t need the pills”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m also trying to take a right turn here. But, I… And everybody knows that right turns are the hardest ones to make.”

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Andrew: “These pipes are clean!”

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Andrew: “This is a real hot dog story.”

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Andrew: “This is funky!”

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Andrew: “What are you gonna do?”

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Andrew: “Why do I sing on this show!?! I’ve gotta stop singing!”

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Andrew: “Would you say the car is going up on a Tuesday.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, shoebox full of CDs.”

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Andrew: “You know what? I’m gonna go back to sucking.”

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Andrew and Luke: 70/25 Split

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Andrew and Luke: Pheasants vs Peasants

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Andrew and Luke: Starbucks gal asks what Andrew and Luke are doing

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Andrew and Luke: “Would you say that your name is Fred Flintstone and you’re here to say that you love Fruity Pebbles in a major way? Now, that, to me is OG.”

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Luke: “Accoutrement”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘No Drive-Through’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Fuck that guy”

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Luke: “I like hip-hop, and I’m here to work out, and I’m all out of bubble gum.”

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Luke: “Nah, it’s not my guy. I hope that’s not my guy. I don’t want to interview that guy, he looks like a dick.”

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Luke: “Now, that, to me is OG.”

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Luke: Reciting lyrics from Rob Base’s “It Takes Two”

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Luke: Singing “And then we went to the labyrinth to the place.”

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Luke: “So, this is the famous CD collection.”

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Luke: “Southwest Plumbing! The one to call for all your gigolo needs. They have a jingle, I just sang it for you.”

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Luke: “These are the wonderful people who made this bitchfest possible; and, by that, I just mean me complaining about somebody who had a thought about something I said.”

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Luke: “We’ve given up on this with TBTL… With Live Wire, we’re still trying.”

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Luke: “Well, my name is Luke Burbank and I’m here to say, I love doing TBTL in a major way.”

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Luke: “You a ratchet chick, we all know that.”

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Luke: “You know, you make a few omelettes, you break a few eggs.”

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Luke: “You’re my Jiminy Cricket, and I appreciate it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, I don’t want all, I don’t want all hip-hop music to just be, you know, Rob Base ‘It Takes Two’ for the rest of time. Yes you do! A little bit.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It was Rynn Lossetta Rasper. I’m familiar.”

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Clips From TBTL #2071

Listener Jason sent in a recording of a TBTL commercial for “Tonight Pants” and it was played towards the end of TBTL #2071.

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Andrew: “A noobie, doobie, doobie! That’s how I sing it.”

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Andrew: “But, she also must be feeling, ‘Well, dickhead didn’t really help me find a place at all.'”

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Andrew: “Drawn out ‘I have'”

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Andrew: Funny Laugh

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Andrew: “I didn’t do shit here.”

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Andrew: “I was cut off, like pretty hardcore.”

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Andrew: “I’m a hippie.”

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Andrew: “It’s just me, my Road Dog, who happens to be a cat, and the open highway.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I know!”

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Andrew: Saying “There are going to be problems.” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Scatting

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Andrew: Singing “…drop kicked your jacket”

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Andrew: “Spiral of insecurity”

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Andrew: “This is more of a mindfuck, though, if you excuse my language.”

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Andrew: “This one’s for the vault!”

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Andrew: “Two, young, good looking brosefs.”

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Andrew: “Welcome to my temporary abode, my dude!”

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Andrew: “Well, things aren’t going great in the marriage right now; so, we’re gonna get pregnant.”

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Andrew: “What you need to do is you need to do a segment on turtles and be turtling the whole time.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wouldn’t you say that Sunday is the new Thursday? (Yep)”

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Luke: “I got a bogey at 12 o’clock, I’m getting PT Cruised so hard! And Carey is like, ‘Yeah, cuz we’re in Port Townsend and that’s the point.'”

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Luke: “I would get ham-boned!”

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Luke: “If Carey finds out, I’m in a lot of trouble.”

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Luke: “IRL”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah!”

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Luke: “Our Top Story today actually comes to us by way of one Andrew Walsh, who, who’s bailing me out.”

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Luke: Singing “Rag Doll livin’ in a movie”

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Luke: “We are two bros broing it up.”

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Luke: Whispering “Cat might have been doing you a favor.”

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Luke: “You said you missed you outlet, of when you didn’t do the show last week. Now, you have an outlet!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It would be terrible if somebody made a mistake on this show, Andrew. I know! We’ve made it this far with zero factual errors.”

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