Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Every now and then, does your brain just stop and go ‘Holy shit! We’re doing this?’ Oh wait, hold on…”

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Andrew: “Free the WaWaMa Three!”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha.”

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Andrew: “Hey wait, this went from a, this went from a joke of a bad idea to a… Waah! We’re doin’ it!”

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Andrew: “Holly Hunter is like running around, she’s like ‘We got permission! We got permission!’. She’s like screaming into your ear set or whatever.”

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Andrew: “I do that all the time, shit! I do that all the time!”

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Andrew: “I, I, I, I understand that.”

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Andrew: “I’m not one of those college types that’s gonna talk your ear off, Luke.”

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Andrew: “I’m probably gonna be, I’m probably just gonna be a little bit giggly all throughout the show today.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Love it already!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! For the love of God, please get it right!”

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Andrew: Reading a #WCW tweet

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Andrew: “There are no virgins in foxholes”

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Andrew: “There are no virgins in foxholes, that’s what they taught me.”

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Andrew: “To me, it’s like very, that idea is so romantic, you know; like, I love that fucking idea.”

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Andrew: “Waah!”

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Andrew: “What!?!?”

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Andrew: “Whenever I even think about it, I get the giggles.”

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Andrew: “You know, I think you were able to do was, I think you were able to make some lemmings out of lemonade.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Could you give me (Oh, man!) the country of origin please.”

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Andrew and Luke: Glue Dew

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Andrew and Luke: Romantic REM Music

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Andrew and Luka: WaWaMa

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Luke: “And my name? My name is Luke Burbank, I’m your host.”

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Luke: “Andrew Walshes are popping up all over the place.”

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Luke: Cackling

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Luke: “Can we please get our Kristens, Kirstens and Kirsties on the same G-D page.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Conspiracy theory!”

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Luke: “Dude, can you DM me. It’s not about anything weird, just us having some sex.”

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Luke: “Hello, I’m Doctor Nowarian [sic]“

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Luke: “I don’t know why today I’m being, what you do you call it, a decent human.”

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Luke: “I want a unified field theory of names that sound very similar.”

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Luke: “I’m just a ball of anxiety.”

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Luke: “It writes the press release for the thing it probably won’t do and it sends it out to the Internet, and it makes the podcast and other medias talk about it like it’s a real thing.”

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Luke: “Pod-dog”

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Luke: “Roll call!”

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Luke: “Roll call! Pod-dog? How’s it going on back there? Rudy the yellow lab is, as usual, supervising things here; and, (Perro) she finds everything satisfactory, which means we can move forward with this edition of the broadcast.”

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Luke: Singing “Billy Joel is playing in my house, my house!”

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Luke: “That glue dew that you do so well, Andrew.”

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Luke: “That’s me in the corner. That’s me in the spotlight, losing my virginity.”

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Luke: “That’s what I’m trying to say, you know what I mean?”

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Luke and Andrew: “‘Billy Joel is playing in my house, my house!’ Why did I do that? I don’t know, Andrew. Just keep it going!”

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Luke and Andrew: “He was playing a, some kind of game called ‘Words Without Friends’. Cuz he doesn’t need them (Ohhhhhhh.)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hold on, I have to let the… I have to release Rudy. You’re avoiding my rejoinder aren’t you? I don’t care, Luke. I’m doing it anyway! Who rele… Who released Rudy? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Now that’s interesting.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I went into a foxhole and a baby came out nine months later. There are no virgins in foxholes, that’s what they thought me.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh my gosh. Well, listen. Emily, Julia and Kristine, or as we like to call you the WaWaMa Three. By the way. Free the WaWaMa Three!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Once you go up the hand grenade ladder, you’re never going back. Wow. You climbed the hand grenade ladder, didn’t ya?”

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Andrew: “Ahh, fuggetaboutit!”

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Andrew: “And, part of that fun is saying ‘God damn it!'”

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Andrew: “Come on, don’t be a Frank! Sorry, I’m gonna just keep saying that.”

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Andrew: “Don’t tell me that I can’t have fun hating Cam Newton!”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke Burbank!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what dew points are!”

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Andrew: “I, I haven’t… And, I won’t!”

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Andrew: “Let’s get into this next story because people are annoying, and I want to talk about it.”

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Andrew: Snorting, laughing and saying “No!”

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Andrew: “That’s it. That’s all I have for you today.”

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Andrew: “This conversation is getting… really weird.”

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Andrew: “Well, just don’t be a Frank.”

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Andrew: “What the shit!?!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, this is mockable, this is very make funnable.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew giving the current weather in Koreatown

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Andrew and Luke: Don’t tell Andrew that he can’t hate Cam Newton

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Andrew and Luke: “I think the music you’re setting down is a little bit louder than you think it is, just so you know. Mmm… I think you’re just saying that because it’s Randy Newman.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Hodor’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Chief meteorologist and podcast supervisor, Rudy the yellow lab (Perro), is asleep right behind me.”

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Luke: “Flat Earth Beef Watch update. That sounds, also, like something Taco Bell would sell. It’d be a, it’d be a combo of the Apple corporation and Taco Bell. A Flat Earth Beef Watch.”

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Luke: “God, I love this story! This, this is a beautiful story. I love this story.”

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Luke: “Heads are spinnin’. Media heads are spinnin’.”

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Luke: “Hell, yeah! Cowboys, big as all Texas!”

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Luke: “I guess I just call them my earholes, for lack of a better term.”

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Luke: “Nomahhh!”

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Luke: “Wednesday the 27th of January at 10:56 in the AM. Kind of a mixed bag weather-wise here in Bellingham, Washington.”

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Luke: “You talk out of both sides of your mouth!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew laughing while Luke says “Can we please take a brark”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t rule Frank Stallone out. I, I haven’t… And, I won’t!”

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Andrew: Deflated “Mmm.”

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Andrew: “Do you want me to take off my… No, wait. That wouldn’t work… You want me to take off my headphones for the rest of the show? But, that would be more of a train wreck!”

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Andrew: Gibberish

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Andrew: “Hey, before we move into the Top, uh, Top Stories of the day, I wanna see if I can wedge something else in here. This time, it’s not a humblebrag. Can you believe it?”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke Burbank, can I ask you a personal question?”

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Andrew: “I don’t even know what I’m talking about.”

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Andrew: “I love that so much!!!”

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Andrew: “I think they’re saying, ‘What the hell happened to Sam Goody?!? This is an apartment building now!'”

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Andrew: “I will fight you, Moby!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “What?!?”

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Andrew: “Luke, can I ask a huge favor?”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!!!”

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Andrew: “To what degree are you being serious right now?”

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Andrew: “What is broken in his brain?”

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Andrew: “What is the life of a rapper like?”

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Andrew: “Why say something in two words if you can use two thousand? That’s my motto.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!”

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Andrew: “Yikes!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Luke Burbank, can I ask you a personal question? A personal, technical question? Absolutely. Can you hear yourself right now? In your… No, I cannot. Aaaaagh! That drives me… Ohhh! Are you okay?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I, I don’t think I could do a radio show that way, it would just drive me nuts. It might help you actually… Hey! Easy, cowboy!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Really?!? Yeah.”

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Andrew and Luke: Seven signs that you’re working with a ‘No, but’ person and seven signs to tell if your co-host doesn’t like you

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Andrew and Luke: “This isn’t just like people don’t like you, this is people are breaking your shit! (Yes!) What did you do?!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “You are in your, kind of your new digs, your new Live Wire digs down there in Portland, right? So you’re, on kind of a, you’re on your road kit, you’re using your road kit, your mobile… your, uh, pump up the volume-esque. (Yes.)”

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Luke: “Ah-ha.”

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Luke: “Alrightily.”

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Luke: Attempting to throw his voice and say “Matt”

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Luke: “I got your conspiracy theory right here, ‘What did they do with Sam Goody?'”

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Luke: “It’s a crazy, crazy world on that YouTube, Andrew. I will tell ya, it’s a crazy world out there.”

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Luke: “Oh! No, doi!”

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Luke: Saying “Somebody who loves you” in a gravely voice

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Luke: “Seven signs your co-host is possibly in Mensa.”

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Luke: “So, that means sheef and beep, uh, sheep and beef station.”

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Luke: “That’s right! Believe your ears, all of these sounds are coming from my ba-ah-dy.”

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Luke and Andrew: A long series of Waits and Whats

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew laughing to Luke saying “Possible show title”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can I hit pause on your humblebrag, to insert my own humblebrag? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! You… yeah, go for it.”

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Luke and Andrew: Channeling “That’s not a tuna bro”

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Luke and Andrew: “Could you just EFTPOS the money into my account? Yes, I could.”

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Luke and Andrew: Pages in the Southern Hemisphere scroll the other way

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Luke and Andrew: Unfolding Beef

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait a second! She lives on a sheep and beef station?!? I know, there’s so much to unpack… God bless!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, sorry I ruined it for you, bud. Mmm.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You bought one of those voluntarily. Yeah, yeah. No, it’s my night ankle bracelet, actually. Ooh! Possible show title.”

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Andrew: “And I think it’s gonna be a disaster!”

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Andrew: “Apparently, when you take all those flavors and put them together, you get Grover!”

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Andrew: “At one point, he came over, slapped me on my back, and said, ‘Boy, you like really your sausage, don’t ya?'”

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Andrew: “Aww, damn! I wish this plane wasn’t so full!”

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Andrew: “Chillaxness”

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Andrew: “Good God! Running some kind of Guantanamo Bay shit over there?”

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Andrew: “He was a bit of a, he was a bit of a buttinsky.”

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Andrew: “How do I sound? Does it sound funnier? Please tell me it sounds funnier!”

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Andrew: “I actually lied to you before the show. I am talking to you on a brand new microphone, right now. I realized the one that I’m using right now is not a new microphone, it’s a new to me microphone.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I said that? Go ahead with your cheese story.”

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Andrew: “I have a disease.”

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Andrew: “I love Rudy! Rudy can jump on me any God damn day.”

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Andrew: “I really wanted to leave no lemon spice behind.”

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Andrew: “I want you to dip your sausage in there!”

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Andrew: “If you guys want to try something new with your sausage, try it. It wasn’t bad! Not saying that’s the only way I’ll eat sausage going forward.”

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Andrew: “Luke! Are you watching football and looking at pictures of tents again?”

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Andrew: “Oh, our bad! We oversold the plane, cuz that’s our business plan!”

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Andrew: “Oh, she was in that! Wow! I forgot about that.”

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Andrew: “Shame recognize shame.”

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Andrew: “What?!?”

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Andrew: “What? A row butt’s checking out my food! Or, whatever.”

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Andrew: “What?!? I didn’t know that was a thing!”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew: “You have a banana, you have a whole bunch. It doesn’t matter, what you had for lunch.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is open to people help him experiment with his sausage eating

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Andrew and Luke: Going from Bane to Grover

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Andrew and Luke: “Look at that spread! Sorry to interrupt, but look at that spread again, Luke. It’s beautiful! You digging that, you digging that geography? Yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: “She just let her dog out to use the restroom. Who? Umm. Who? Who? Luke, that joke is not funny! Nobody thinks that’s funny!”

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Luke: “Just two screens! Two screens and zero fucks.”

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Luke: Singing “Can we make these people fatter?”

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Luke: “Yes! Really!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew pulled another “Who Let The Dogs Out?” joke

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we make these people fatter? The answer is yes. The answer is yes.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cans of peanuts and other such things! You should be banned from talking about cheese dip!”

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Luke and Andrew: “How about ‘Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan’? I didn’t… What?!? I didn’t know that was a thing!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was just king of the castle. King of the castle! (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “The photos of… Have you looked at the photos of…? Yes, I’ve looked at the photos! This God damn dog… it’s making me melt, or explode, or something like that! I just want to be this dog’s best friend. “

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, the problem is, they have the planes! Right!”

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