Audio Clips – Page 376 – Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “You know, I figure there is a day where I’ll be able to take off my shirt in public or a waterpark, or something. Hopefully not like at Denny’s.”

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Andrew: “You re-reading it… Maybe it in that lush tone of yours”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew started the show with a hot take

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Luke! Yo.”

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Andrew and Luke: “How dare you Alecia? How dare you say that?”

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Luke: “Alright, you’ve outsmarted me.”

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Luke: “By the way, pardon my slingblading”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Chuckling #2

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Luke: “Do you want to kick it off P-Fletch?”

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Luke: “God, you got the world on a string”

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Luke: “I am homeless!”

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Luke: “I am starving!”

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Luke: “I could try to Dori Monson it up”

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Luke: “It’s a hard-‘Ahn’?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh my gosh”

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Luke: “Oh, are you kidding me? Karaoke songs never die.”

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Luke: “This music is putting me to sleep like a box fan.”

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Luke: “To look out at a sea of humanity flying inside of an aluminum, fart-filled tube”

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Luke: “Well, you’ve short-circuited my argument.”

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Luke: “When the booze starts to flow, it will take the edge off.”

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Luke: “Yo.”

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Luke and Andrew: Fans on YouTube

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Luke and Andrew: Fear is like the thin piece of paper football players run through

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Luke and Andrew: “If you do ever sing, can your title for the karaoke screen be ‘Andrew and The Nofunniks’? Yes. That is a promise I can make. That’s a promise I can make.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is often an occasional listener to the show, even when doing the show

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Luke and Andrew: “Okay. Well, I’m full of advice (Okay) and gas”

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Luke and Andrew: Throat Sounds

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Luke and Andrew: Throat Sounds #2

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Luke, Phyllis and Andrew: Message of the song is the opposite of what the show stands for

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “You remember the time…? Yeah, I remember the time. Why don’t you get kidnapped and have some new shit happen to you?!?! Whoa.”

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Audio Clips

Steve Neuman: Full Voicemail Message from TBTL #1925

August 14, 2015 December 14, 2016

On TBTL #1925, Luke and Andrew played a message that was left on the TBTL voicemail system by Steve “Stu-bot” Neuman. The message started off with Stu-bot providing a status update of what he’s been doing post-APM/Infinite Guest.

You can hear and download the full message below:

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Clips From TBTL #1925

August 14, 2015 August 14, 2015

Andrew: “And also, snickerdoodles, better than their name would imply.”

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Andrew: “Eating brunch alone always makes me feel sad”

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Andrew: “Funny you should mention pastrami”

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Andrew: “I am thinking about it”

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Andrew: “I don’t know everything about space”

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Andrew: “I just need to just get comfortable with the words, so I don’t have to ask you every time.”

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Andrew: “I need to go to a diner… like, stat!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let me tell you about the smoking policy on my porch!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Umm… uh… Hi, Luke.”

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Andrew: “You guys aren’t gonna believe what I did this morning!”

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Andrew and Luke: “…God don’t make no junk. And you’re like, what are you listening to? TBTL… Andrew, please be patient with this podcast. God isn’t finished with it yet.”

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Andrew and Luke: “He’s either Glenn, glunatic or gliar. And, we have our show title.”

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Andrew and Luke: Snickerdoodles

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Andrew and Luke: “Super (Mario) Bros.”

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Andrew and Luke: The princess is in another castle

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Luke: “Alright”

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Luke: “Andrew, please be patient with this podcast. God isn’t finished with it yet.”

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Luke: “Grunt. Relax. Wipe.”

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Luke: “I mean, I’m now officially a joker and a toker”

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Luke: “I’ve a co-host who’s full of, I hope anyway, carbs and pastrami so his brain is growing”

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Luke: “Nice!”

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Luke: Singing the Underground Theme from Super Mario Bros.

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Luke: Talking about his bible teacher and doing an impression of him

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Luke: “These comets, bro. Do you even comet, bro?”

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Luke: “What the hell is an heirloom?”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Luke wants to eat carbs again, especially a spaghetti monster

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Luke and Andrew: Or E Gone

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #1924

August 13, 2015 August 13, 2015

Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew had a number of dreams ready to go

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Andrew and Luke: Luke mistook Andrew’s best relationship to be about him

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Luke: “And I realized that, this one meal that my mom was preparing at their house the other night, every element was ‘Woo-hoo’.”

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Luke: “Everything in the meal was Woo-hoo!”

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Luke: “I like adventures, I like doing fun things, I like doing challenging things. I would be like, I’ll pass on that part of it.”

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Luke: “I’m-a get me some of that Tinder”

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Luke: “It’s thundery, lightningy, intermittently rainy…”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Sip some of that moon juice!”

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Luke: “Throw some cheese on it that had been Woo-hoo’d”

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Luke: “You know, we get some good Woo-hoo deals”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is worried about the show and his paycheck if Luke were to drop dead

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, by the way, how dare you assume my dating prime is over. Yeah, sorry.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Just wanted you to know, Andrew, that when I drink my coffee on the air, it could be a lot grosser. You know what, did you know that they burn those urine beans? It’s true.”

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Luke and Andrew: Kim Jong Un and Tinder

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Luke and Andrew: “O’Doul’s? O’Doul’s?”

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Luke and Andrew: Susie Burbank is almost exclusively buying food with the word ‘Woo-hoo’ printed on them

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Luke and Andrew: “We thank you from the bottom of our scarred, decaying, unreliable hearts.”

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