Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Blowing people off is part of the world”

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Andrew: By ending his texts with the words “wah-wah”, people think it’s a big crying baby

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Andrew: “I didn’t know that”

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Andrew: “I have ‘Always Bitch Face'”

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Andrew: “…Johnny Boy. This guy’s name is Johnny Boy.”

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Andrew: “Mwah-mwah”

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Andrew: “See!!!?”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Sound Andrew made after Luke mentioned that people would swallow their chewing tobacco

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Andrew: “TBTL: Challenging your expectations, every damn day.”

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Andrew: “Wah-wah”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I was a fat kid until I started smoking, man.”

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Andrew: “You never want to work for a guy named ‘Berserker’.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s proudest emoji moments

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you read that? Did you read the whole thing? I did not like the ending.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke has got to start being funnier

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Andrew and Luke: People always want a piece of Andy

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Andrew and Luke: “TBTL: We dare you to listen. That was… verbatim what I was about to say!”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is sexy. This is fine, this is just some sexy sax… with some hot licks.”

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Luke: Attempting Nelson’s “Ha-Ha!”

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Luke: Carey calls Luke “Johnny Boy”

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Luke: “That sounds like a ‘Wakka Wakka'”

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Luke: “Wah-wah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Black modems matter. Let’s keep going before we say something we regret.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Could we do one of our patented experiments that will probably go down in flames? Oh, sure, sure.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you want me to tell one about a pig then, that’s non-sexual? Sure. Yes, please.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke replicates the CenturyLink hold music and message

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Andrew: “But, you’re really the Lauren Bacall of the podcasting scene”

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Andrew: “Don’t you ever. Don’t you ever!”

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Andrew: “He’ll probably make sure maybe before he puts them on, he’ll maybe give them like a tug test or something, to make sure they’re up to snuff.”

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Andrew: “I could be wrong. Every time I say anything with conviction, I am wrong.”

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Andrew: “I just wasn’t sure what the ‘we’ meant there”

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Andrew: “I’m not an expert on leather pants wearing”

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Andrew: Lenny Kravitz’s tonight pants are probably leather pants

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Andrew: “…listen, I’m not an expert on leather pants wearing; but… isn’t the whole point of leather pants, they’re kind of sexy and there’s no room for underwear, right?”

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Andrew: “So, I do think that there’s a chance that the alcohol is effecting your decision making skills”

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Andrew: Stammer Gurgle

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Andrew and Luke: “Drumroll please. Nope, skipping the drumroll… Ha!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You really did go down a rabbit hole… I shit you not, I spent like three hours reading about Lenny Kravitz”

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Luke: “And the sharp-shooter becomes the sharp-shot”

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Luke: “Having your member flop out at a pep rally”

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Luke: “Hi everybody! Testing, testing. Hello Earth. Welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL.”

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Luke: “I shit you not”

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Luke: “I wouldn’t ever want my ex married to someone who’s known as ‘The Stallion Who Mounts the World’.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Lenny Kravitz’s “pennis, just, came right out”

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Luke: “Oh, really”

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Luke: “Polish this turd up a little bit”

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Luke: “Take a sip of that coffee. Take a sip of that Java!”

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Luke: “Thank God”

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Luke: “The apps on my phone… it’s just a murderers row of things I’ve tried to, I think will make my life better.”

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Luke: “Yeah, the way I meditate is by downloading meditation apps on to my phone but not using them.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew was an early founder of the Global Energy Balance Network

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew yawns in response to Luke’s intro to the show

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Luke and Andrew: “Except nobody took a picture of it, thank God! As far as you know. That’s right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “TBTL would like to retract that statement that we made a couple of weeks ago. We just need a blanket statement on like everything on this show is probably wrong.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Umm, you’ll recognize it once I start going. Oh, this old chestnut!”

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Andrew: “…and they’re just like, ‘Oh, nuts! What have I done? What have I supported?'”

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Andrew: “’cause it was home court advantage for him”

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Andrew: “Between all of y’all?”

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Andrew: “But, on the other hand, she doesn’t write her own lyrics. So, what the shit.”

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Andrew: “Everytime I say something in an authoritative voice, I’m wrong…”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha!”

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Andrew: “I’m ready to bog things down”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing to “We’re having what is known in the business as ‘technical times’ right now”

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Andrew: Laughing to “You know Diane, I had a notion the other day”

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Andrew: Light Laugh

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Andrew: “Oh, god! I thought that was me for a second, but it’s just some other really sexy sounding guy.”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “…the other one where it says, ‘well clearly you can’t tell Walsh, you’re a dingus and I’m from Canada'”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing to the name “Chubby Feeney”

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Andrew and Luke: Bang up job

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Andrew and Luke: Friday’s TBTL newsletter was a banger

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay, set it up. Set it up. Yesterday, (Laughs) we started the show…”

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Andrew and Luke: “Those Ohio nerves of Jell-O. Can I write that down? Ohio (Yeah) nerves of Jell-O.”

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Luke: “I wanted to hear with my own earballs”

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Luke: “Nobody likes to bog down a bog down”

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Luke: “Speaking of bogging down the bog down”

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Luke: “We got this new podcast, it’s not going great”

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Luke: “We’re gonna bog on down the bog down”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew could tell that Luke was trying to search for the Cleveland Browns Dirt song

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew plays a typewriter sound effect in the background but Luke doesn’t need it yet

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew’s “Standard News Wire” sound means getting the flute in Zelda

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Luke and Andrew: “Ba-bang! Pow!”

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Luke and Andrew: Colbert pulls the “You can edit this out later” TBTL move

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s a different kind of Republican with different kind of hair. And then, I think he might be a Labradoodle that got more Doodle.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ready to bog down the bog down? Let’s bog down the bog down!”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, that was a real FUBL: For Us, By Linh”

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Luke and Andrew: The guys blew through nap time

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Luke and Andrew: “Wow. I just learned something. I’m learnding! I’m learnding!”

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Andrew: “Because, I’m a professional”

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Andrew: “Cacao!!!”

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Andrew: “Did I ever mention how lonely I am?”

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Andrew: “Did you get really drunk and call the voicemail line?”

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Andrew: Fast “Tee-hee” Like Sound

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Andrew: “I liked being a hero”

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Andrew: “I salivate like a Pavlov dog”

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Andrew: “I try to, kind of, avoid the poo talk”

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Andrew: “I’m good! Where’s the pastrami?”

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Andrew: “Listen.”

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Andrew: Making “A Loss For Words” Sounds

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Andrew: “No”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: “We all have that friend who’s kind of like ‘How have you not seen that movie?’, and like, ‘You gotta watch it tomorrow!'”

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Andrew: “When I go into Subways, I’ve told you before, I never get a 6-inch, I get a 12-incher; because, I’m a fat man.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I don’t know much about, I don’t know much about critters.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I know I should stop drinking beer; but, you know what? I’m an alcoholic!”

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Andrew: “Yup!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew survived and made it through another TBTL

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s long chuckling laugh

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you get really drunk and call the voicemail line? Not recently…”

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Andrew and Luke: “I didn’t like the end. I did not like the ending.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have a crush on my phone, it’s so weird. I’m jealous.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke always sings in “A Sharp Flat” and possible show title

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Andrew and Luke: Things really fell off the rails

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Luke: “Alright, let’s do this”

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Luke: “And we were like, ‘What, the what?'”

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Luke: Chuckle

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Luke: “Grass-turd-dog-butt”

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Luke: “I think that my, kind of, the cooling of my fires of karaoke has paralleled neatly the cooling of my fires of drinking all the alcohols”

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Luke: Imitating Busta Rhyme’s “Woo Hah!”

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Luke: “It truly was, a TBTL redemption”

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Luke: “No!!!”

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Luke: “Oh, no”

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Luke: Singing “Game of Cats”

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Luke: “Stu-bot for the win”

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Luke: “This is gonna be a… this is a weird think to ask, is that me at the top of the intro you played?”

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Luke: “Truly was a treeing-walk of miracle”

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Luke: Trying to reproduce the mystery singer’s version of “Wind Beneath My Wings”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we do a weird experiment? Yeah, do you want to sing?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t cacao on cacao. Cacao!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke Dirtrolls Andrew

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Luke and Andrew: Luke found a way to be a little sharp and a little flat

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, or you could also give it to me and then cut it out. I could do that; but, God… doesn’t that sound like work? Yeah, it does.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re my hero today, Andrew. Great.”

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Mystery Singer: Singing “Wind Beneath My Wings”

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