Category: Audio Clips

Due to the number of clips pulled from TBTL #1902, I have split up the posting of the clips into two posts. This first post contains the various quips and exclamations primarily made by Luke.

The second post features various clips and exclamations made primarily by Andrew.

Luke: “And it just really, it really hacked me off, Walsh. It really grinded my gears.”

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Luke: Awesome Laugh

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Luke: “Boy you really taste the cayenne and the turmeric root in that bad boy”

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Luke: “Dear New York Times”

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Luke: “Do you even FAQ, bro?”

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Luke: “I am a subscriber to the Book Review, do I get free all digital access? No you don’t, you pretentious a-hole”

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Luke: “I can smell butt-hurt from a mile away”

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Luke: “It bothers me”

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Luke: Short Laugh

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Luke: Singing “There’s a she-dog next to a he-dog”

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Luke: Singing a line from “Sixth Avenue Heartache”

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Luke: Some stalling when trying to say “Dateline: McDonalds Near You”

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Luke: “That’s a spicy meatball”

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Luke: “We got to set up a FAQ page, bro”

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Luke and Andrew: “And then your son is also magical because he’s a descendent of you, and you’re magical because you clawed your way out of a vajayjay faster than the other people. Nice imagery.”

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Luke and Andrew: Both of them don’t want to talk about their weight

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Luke and Andrew: “He is the Second Earl of Para La Bukay”

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Luke and Andrew: “I may need to sign up for that, because if there’s anything I need in the next days (Laughing) is a tight sphincter”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke breaks out a Minion pun

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Luke and Andrew: Luke tries to explain what “What the fuck” means

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s fasting juice is having an effect on Luke’s ability to recall pop culture references

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Luke and Andrew: “Para la bukay, man. Para la bukay”

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Luke and Andrew: Tears from talking about Luke weight and the cayenne in his fasting juice is making his voice sound weird

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Luke and Andrew: “What it does, here’s I think the main upside, there’s no salt in this stuff, right? (Mmm-hmm.) And so, you just pee like a race horse all day long.”

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Andrew: “And now, I have my phone in this contraption that is hovering in space, right by my face”

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Andrew: “Damn you, Ross!”

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Andrew: “How about we keep things tighter, not looser”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Mmmmmmmm…”

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Andrew: “There are definitely some that I’ll be playing next week that are very, very popular, that are maybe a little bit less Walshian”

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Andrew: “Well, there he goes.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Yep, yep, yep, yep” to Luke’s “Quickly”

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Andrew and Luke: “The Internet is outraged today, Luke, for a change. As well they should be.”

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Luke: “Other than not wanting to break down last night in the middle of Frigger-knocking nowhere, North Dakota”

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Luke: “Yeah, no shit Sherlock”

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Luke and Andrew: “…It’ll be like at the end of the show when your laptop dies, like everything’s fine, everything’s fine. And then, one day, you’re just going to wake up and I’m just going to be strangling you.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew was not surprised that Steve Nelson dressed better than Luke did

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Luke and Andrew: “Check, check, Glendive, Montana. Check, check, bad planning on the part of Luke Burbank… Yeah, sounds good! Sounds, sounds good to me.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke dropped off right after checking the battery level

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Luke and Andrew: Luke makes a Schrödinger’s cat reference

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Luke and Andrew: Miles City, Tacoma, Seattle, Billings

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Luke and Andrew: “Save it for the smoke signals, bro”

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Luke and Andrew: Steve Nelson tweeted that he does own an iron

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Andrew: “And I was already getting hot under the collar just thinking about it”

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Andrew: “Hey man, we’re off to a rockin’ start!”

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Andrew: “I feel like you’re asking the wrong person, given that I’m not a doctor”

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Andrew: “I mean, all I can do as you wing these smokers at me, is do more and more Googling”

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Andrew: “Oh yeah, and I’m really smart. So, let’s go with that”

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Andrew: “This is a lot better than where I thought the story was going”

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Andrew: “Yeah”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I have a lot of face, especially since I shaved that beard”

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Andrew: “Yeah. Yeah.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew asked if Luke has done any research on penis transplants

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew may have been too sarcastic and asshole-ish after Luke gave Andrew’s intro

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Andrew and Luke: “Sounds like you didn’t try to Burbank that. Oh, no. I left it alone.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Winking at the she-dogs. Oh man, I winked at so many she-dogs yesterday (I beat you did)”

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Luke and Andrew: A flawless and flaw-filled segue

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is into more street rappers like Will Smith

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Luke and Andrew: Double whammy and check the pleats

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Luke and Andrew: Joking about what would be said after a botched circumcision

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Luke and Andrew: Luke has “The Talk” with Andrew after Andrew’s overly sarcastic comment

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is staying at Steve Nelson’s house and wished they had a sound effect for that

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Luke and Andrew: Trying to pronounce “Calleguas”

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Luke and Andrew: “Uhh, Calleguas Municipal Water… I figure if I say different every time, one of the times I’ll be right. Caligula, is how you say it (Yes, that’s right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re off to a hot start today! If hot start means laughing at my own jokes, sure am!”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘He-dog She-dog Fireball I might have Fireball Hollywood not quite sure yet’ Walsh”

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Luke: Explains Minnesota Public Radio, American Public Media and Infinite Guest hierarchy

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Luke: “Hey, but see, I’m not talking about me for once, so that’s kind of progress. #Progress”

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Luke: “I had redirected all of the dilithium crystal power”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, no.”

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Luke: “Sometimes I just talk over the drops to be funny, cuz I like to hilarious on this show”

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Andrew: Awesome Laugh

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Andrew: “CSI: Pizza Hut”

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Andrew: Explaining that seeing everybody smoking where there’s a ceiling above them was weird

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Andrew: “Hello and welcome to Tertiary Story”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, God. Oh, God. No, don’t search for that!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “So, I just shut the door. I just shut that closet door, don’t open that”

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Andrew: Stifled Laughing

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Andrew: “What do you mean? Yeah, of course!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And does give you almost the heebie-jeebies, I mean… It goes me the he-dogs”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew has a reputation of being a he-dog biter and a she-dog winker

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew may have gone off script again

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew reciting a Cream of Wheat ad with Luke laying down the beat

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew role-playing as someone with a soggy soup pizza

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew shouldn’t try to broke is brain even further

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Andrew and Luke: Attempting to do the Hotwire.com jingle

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Andrew and Luke: “I wouldn’t go up with you by the way. Yeah, I wouldn’t blame ya. I wouldn’t go up with me.”

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Andrew and Luke: The guys are way in deep

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Andrew and Luke: Toronto is “just north of our understanding”

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Luke: “Alright, that was a little trip into Scat-town that none of us could have anticipated”

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Luke: “And he cut the line from the ground and shot up like a motherfucking rocket”

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Luke: “As the license plate frame once said: 51% sweetheart, 49% bitch. Don’t push it.”

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Luke: “How much would you be shitting your lawn chair, Walsh?”

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Luke: “It’s like a whatever, it’s like a whatever”

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Luke: Reciting a portion of Shel Silverstein’s “The Dirtiest Man in the World”

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Luke: Singing a quick musical button

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Luke: “Tomorrow, we’ll have even more details from my life that nobody asked about”

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Luke: “Welcome to boring cell phone talk with Luke, by the way”

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Luke: “What!?!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I would search for ‘shit sandwich’. Oh, god. Oh, god. No, don’t search for that. Don’t anybody, don’t anybody search for that.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke went to a bar named Rudy’s in Kendallville, IN to make sure his dog didn’t open up a bar

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Luke and Andrew: “Other side of that coin, and a much sadder move, would be ‘Will you marry me, Susie’ And then, odd that I chose my mom’s name. Let’s just put a pin in that for my therapist (Calling Dr. Freud)”

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Luke and Andrew: Reaction to Andrew’s scatting and reciting of the Cream of Wheat ad

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Luke and Andrew: Table service or not table service at Pizza Hut

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Andrew: “I’m not just even going to try to talk about geography again, I am mortified right now.”

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Andrew: “It happens, trust me. I’ve seen a lot of friends leave after I try to explain to them where Toronto is.”

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Andrew: Laughing “Oh my God”

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Andrew: “Please, if you have a well-behaved dog, bring that little dude; because, I’m-a pet the hell out of it.”

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Andrew: Sighing “Not really”

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Andrew: “Stu was kind of like, oh that was a bad joke ’cause I had to explain it. It’s like, no, no, you’re talking to an idiot”

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Andrew: “Umm, wait, hold on. God, why are you putting me on the spot here?”

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Andrew and Luke: Alternate pronunciations of “Fangboner”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew attempting to find another word than “exacerbate”

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Andrew and Luke: “I am not going to post the show today, is that okay? I think that is the exact right call, my friend.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke might get emails, chainsaws or chain mails from listeners

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Luke: “Go fuck yourself”

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Luke: “I wrote that joke when I was staring at Toronto”

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Luke: “Okay, it’s Indiana o’clock somewhere, they say”

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Luke: Singing a bit of Nick Jonas’s “Jealous”

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Luke and Andrew: “And back to our theoretical band, which would be called what Andrew? Umm, probably the Theoretical Band.”

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Luke and Andrew: “…and there was an overpass, a road, and the road was called ‘Fangboner Road’. How are we, how are we 39 minutes into the podcast and you’re just talking Fangboner Road now?”

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Luke and Andrew: Big Huge Lakes and Big Huge Special Lakes

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Luke and Andrew: “Have you been to Niagara Falls? Yeah, my best friend lives there, you’ll never meet him”

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Luke and Andrew: Huge ups and mega snaps

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