On TBTL #1897, Luke was describing what he saw when he looked across Niagara Falls on the New York side and he was wondering whether he was seeing Toronto or not. Andrew did not help matters by not quite knowing where Toronto was in relation to Cleveland, Ohio. As Luke mentioned afterwards, he called he discussion a “geography lesson by two morons”.
Category: Audio Clips
Clips From TBTL #1896
Andrew: “Adam and Eve and Brandi. Just need to write that down as a possible show title”
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Andrew: Explanation of how Andrew feels inside now that Luke is back hosting the show
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Andrew: “Hi Luke!”
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Andrew: “I stumble reading one e-mail and I’ll never live it down”
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Andrew: “I want to see that pretty face”
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Andrew: “Let’s not go to Crunktown”
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Andrew: “Luke Burbank, stop naming men”
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Andrew: “No, no… I put it on the list, then I took it off the list, then I put on the list, took it off the list”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: Stretched out “Ohh”
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Andrew: “You could… you know, get in a fight!”
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Andrew: “You know, I saw this story all over the place, I don’t want to be Captain ‘No Fun Pants’ again”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew loves things that are covered by multiple pieces of protective plastic
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Andrew and Luke: The President of Rap Music weighs in on peas in guacamole
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Luke: “Burbank, unsupervised”
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Luke: “Get a rope”
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Luke: “He’s down in Koreatown, his name is Los Angeles. His name is Andrew Walsh, he’s in Los Angeles”
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Luke: “I think of him really as the natural unnatural white pistachio nut of podcasting”
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Luke: “I’m always listening to it and I’m loving the music and also the message like is kicking my heart in the nut sack”
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Luke: Short “Yep”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew kills his microphone mid-sentence
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew quietly utters “Get a rope” after Luke says “City of New York”
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Luke and Andrew: “…are you happy to move out of the Bud Light, michelada, lime-a-rita hot seat of hosting into the Coors Light, comfortable, Papasan chair of co-hosting?”
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Luke and Andrew: “If you’re in New York City, that’s of course New York City… (New York City?)”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke should have used the correct Southern California city to describe Andrew’s name
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Luke and Andrew: “New York City? Get a rope.”
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Luke and Andrew: Peeling off a protective plastic cover on a microwave door may have been Luke’s first near orgasmic moment
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Luke and Andrew: Saying “That’s what they always say” in near unison
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Clips From TBTL #1895
Andrew: “I might as well have been buying booze and guns and condoms”
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Andrew: “I’m in my own head too much here”
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Andrew: Saying “I seriously cannot wait for the quiz!” in an overly excited manner
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Andrew and Johnny: Johnny regrets playing Andrew’s quiz and Andrew wants to play more quizzes with Johnny
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Andrew and Stu: “Do you have a punching pillow too?”
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Andrew and Stu: “Oh my God, this is the worst game ever! I’m sorry, I apologize to everyone who’s ever lived!”
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Stu: “Because, that’s what normals do”
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Stu: “Can I ‘ding ding ding’ a potential show title for ‘booze, guns and condoms’?”
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Stu: “He is a jackass”
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Stu: “It’s a Phyllis Friday on a Test Thursday, but it’s not a Wednesday”
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Stu: “Quiz Master Andrew”
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Stu: “You can just take this bit of audio and fire it into the sun”
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Stu and Andrew: Poppycock, piffle and white hot garbage
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Stu and Andrew: “Separation anxiety is almost over kids! (Right!)”
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Stu and Andrew: Stu went into a dark room and cried, the Andrew way
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Clips From TBTL #1894
Andrew: “Are you about to throw Phyllis under the bus?”
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Andrew: “But listen, I’m not here to poo on Jennifer Gardner (sic)”
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Andrew: “Holy macaroni!”
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Andrew: “I can, I can barely keep the show afloat”
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Andrew: “I think Jennifer Garner acts with her forehead too much”
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Andrew: Introducing Steve “Stu-bot” Neuman
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Andrew: “Just like, bam!”
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Andrew: “The dog’s name is actually Berryhill Thinking Man’s Crumpet”
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Andrew: “Yes!!!”
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Andrew: “You are in great hands, you’re in my hands. You’re in my big, meaty paws. Sorry, let’s get to the part where we stop talking about my hands.”
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Andrew: “You are so mad at this story. You are so mad at this story!”
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Andrew and John Moe: “Well, thanks for explaining this to me and answering a bunch of, a million questions that probably took all of the fun out of something you find joy in.”
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Andrew and Stu: “Know what? Good talk, good talk Stu! Thanks, I’m actually over it, I’m really looking forward to our adventure.”
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Andrew and Stu: Whispering computer voice saying “Save a horse, ride a Burbank” will haunt your nightmares
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John Moe: “What the fuck did I just watch, is what I thought”
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John Moe and Andrew: “Can you swear on this show by the way, Andrew? Ah, yes.”
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John Moe and Andrew: “Can you swear on this show by the way, Andrew? Ah, yes. What the fuck did I just watch, is what I thought”
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Robot Voice: “Sharp-shot by the Stu-bot”
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Stu: “Berryhill Thinking Man’s Crumpet”
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Stu: “Cuz her name is fucking Sophie, it’s a normal dog name. Not, Nottingham Science Person Bagel Bite, I mean it’s not…”
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Stu: “Jesus Christ!!!”
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Stu: Mimicking “El Ropo” whistle and saying “Cost overrun”
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Stu: “Ride a horse, save a Burbank”
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Stu: “She’s a forehead actor”
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Stu: Sighing
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Stu: “They, at some point, agreed to name this defenseless animal, this stupid God-damn name”
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Stu: “We have a dog, her name is Sophie. She’s a good girl, yes she is, she’s a very goo… Who’s a good girl? Sophie’s a good girl!”
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Stu: “With Meadowlark Super Genius Biscotti here”
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Clips From TBTL #1893
Andrew: “Hey, don’t ice me, bro”
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Andrew: “Hey, you want me to put the negative nose down on the positivity train?”
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “You okay, buddy?”
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Andrew: “Okay”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: Speaking like Rachel Dolezal as if she found out Luke unfollowed her on Twitter
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Andrew and Luke: “You said you’re in New York City… New York City?”
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Luke: “Fuck yeah”
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Luke: “I don’t, I don’t know if I was… drunk?”
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Luke: “I like to zig when everyone else has zigged”
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Luke: Luke tries to torture the listeners by singing The Kinks’s “Tired of Waiting for You”
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Luke: “People know how hashtags work, duh”
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Luke: “Stop turning me into a machine, automated ice maker!”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew plays “Stop Your Sobbing” and Luke tries to sing-along with the song
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Luke and Andrew: “Get the nose up on the Negativity Train, bro!”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke couldn’t figure out a way to naturally transition from one story to the next
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Luke and Andrew: Luke may not have used the right choice of words
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Luke and Andrew: Luke starts singing “Picturebook” before Andrew starts playing the song
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Luke and Andrew: Negativetown and Negativity Train
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Luke and Andrew: They have reached the last trimester of the show
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Luke and Andrew: Too many brats
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Luke and Andrew: “What to expect when you’re expecting a podcast to let you down”
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Clips From TBTL #1892
Andrew: “It’s going to be, let’s see, WALS, because that’s the first part of my last name and I’m an egomaniac”
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Andrew: “No”
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Andrew: “Phyllis Fletcher, I’m feeling… This is unplanned, but I’m feeling a little role-playing coming on”
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Andrew and Phyllis: Andrew still drives around with a shoe box filled with CDs in his car
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Andrew and Phyllis: Andrew would have been shadow-boxing with strawmen
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Andrew and Phyllis: “But my reaction on Friday was basically, ‘damned straight!’. I guess that’s an interesting choice of words”
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Phyllis: “…a musician who’s been on ‘Buke’s’ other show, Live Wire”
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Phyllis: “I was grubbing, dude!”
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Phyllis: Imitating her phone’s ringtone
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Phyllis and Andrew: Singing the “On The Media” theme intro
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Phyllis and Andrew: “WALS. WALS bringing you the hits from 1988 and 1989”
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