Clips From TBTL #1867

Andrew: “…eyeful of homeless chic…”

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Andrew: “Hey, you know what? A sidekick’s job is never done”

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Andrew: “How dare you drag me unexpecting into a marital dispute”

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I’m actually old enough to drink”

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Andrew: “Okay, alright”

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Andrew: “What the hell am I talking about?”

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Luke: “I’ve been married a lot of times, I know how to manage the situation Andrew. Okay?”

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Luke: “My parents were like, ‘Ah, hell no. We’re getting our money’s worth out of this”

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Luke: “You’re really blowing my mind”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew has infected Luke with his anti-social fashion senses

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is (faux) surprised at the concept of Luke and Carey living together before getting married

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew suffers from JOMOFO (Jealousy of Fear of Missing Out)

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Luke and Andrew: “One day, this show will collapse under the weight of the acronyms that make no sense”

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Luke and Andrew: “We prefer the term, ‘professional drinker’, Andrew”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, that landslide will bring you down. Landslide will certainly bring me down.”

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Clips From TBTL #1866

Andrew: “All of those adjectives sound like things that I do or am like”

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Andrew: “And I just think, God damn, someone should hire me”

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Andrew: “Excuse the language, this is fucking New York City”

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Andrew: “I think Westeros is going to be happy to hear that”

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Andrew: “I’m a master putterer”

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Andrew: “I’m Fireball the Protector”

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Andrew: “I’m going to totally ISFJ out on this”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh God, I’m such a Princess Mary”

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Andrew: “Oh shit, yeah, very organized”

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Andrew: Quiet Chuckle

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Andrew: Quiet “Oh yeah”

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Andrew: “So, let’s put that in our idea bank”

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Andrew: “That doesn’t seem right”

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Andrew: “That word, it does not mean what you think it means”

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Andrew: “You’ve been on a little bit long, Carey”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew inquires about the status of the Idea Bank account

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Andrew and Luke: Luke was late on the drumroll

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Carey: “This is going to be a series of, ‘how cool is Luke'”

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Carey and Luke: Luke asks if Carey’s Briggs-Myers test came back pregnant

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Carey, Luke and Andrew: Carey knows who the “Belle of the ball” is on the show

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Carey, Luke and Andrew: Luke accidentally buzzed when Rosa Parks’s name came up

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Carey, Luke and Andrew: Luke is enjoying Carey’s description of Luke’s ESFP result

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Luke: “And, bearded…”

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Luke: Entering nines, pauses and code into a fax machine

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Luke: “How are you, buddy?”

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Luke: “I had a Princess Mary in college, but then it got infected so I took it out”

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Luke: “I’m done generalizing about people in other countries, so I would like to generalize about women for a moment”

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Luke: “I’ve been hand-cranking that thing”

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Luke: “Mr. Andrew ‘Fireball’ Walsh and the Columbo of Podcarting” (with Marsupial Gurgle sound)

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Luke: “My inner world is all about what the outer world thinks of me”

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Luke: “Oh yeah, yeah, yeah”

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Luke: “The Camastermind”

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Luke: “The Master-Commander-Mind”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is a classic ESFP

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Luke and Andrew: “My drumroll letter is just a frowny face…”

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Luke and Andrew: “New York City. New York City!?!”

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Clips From TBTL #1865

Andrew: “Are you playing music?”

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Andrew: “Ask me what a ramp is”

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Andrew: “Buckle up”

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Andrew: “David Letterman was so God-damn viral this week”

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Andrew: Excited Andrew is excited

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Andrew: “Hey”

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Andrew: “I have a toilet flush somewhere I could play”

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Andrew: “I’m going to keep putting clothes on, until my flight arrives or something”

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Andrew: “I’ve never seen a naked man, at all, full stop, myself included”

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Andrew: “In this day and age, boys can have long hair”

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Andrew: “Janky-ass website with a bunch of scary-ass pop-up ads”

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Andrew: “Ohhh!!!”

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Andrew: “Ohhh!!! How nice, how nautical”

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Andrew: Short Chuckle

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Andrew: “Ummm, how can you not?”

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Andrew: “We’re going to have to get a better lock for the dirt mound”

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Andrew: “Yep, that’s the way it is. That’s the way it is.”

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Andrew: “You guys rock!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew thought Luke had buried and locked away the Cher Wu-Tang drop

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Andrew and Luke: Keeping putting clothes on

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Luke: “I did not have sex with that woman” in a Bill Clinton voice

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Luke: “Her hair was being blown back by a fart cloud of smugness coming out of her husband”

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Luke: “I can hear you sweating down the line”

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Luke: “I went up to that rooftop deck full of resolve, and I felt that rooftop deck full of pizza”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke explains that people’s noses and ears keep growing until they die

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “And the landslide’ll take it down”, referring to his body in two week’s time

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Clips From TBTL #1864

Andrew: “(coughing) Pardon me. Also, key to the show: don’t die.”

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Andrew: “Been getting some of those old Andrew Walsh Show insecurities coming back at me”

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Andrew: “Did we pull the nose up enough on the Negativity Train?”

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Andrew: “Feeling a bit more flummoxed and maybe a little bit of flummoxiness. See now I know what words mean, maybe a little flummoxiness”

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Andrew: “I don’t have to tell this guy how to do his job, he knows what he’s doing”

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Andrew: “I need to get out of my own brain when I’m talking”

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Andrew: “I’m, I’m warm”

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Andrew: “If I type in ‘kangaroo pouches’ I think I’m going to get a bunch of kangaroo…pictures. Because, don’t they all have pouches?”

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Andrew: “Kind of overly energized, as you can probably tell from my giggles”

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Andrew might be too geared up

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Andrew: “This is the only part of the show I’m prepared for”

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Andrew: “Trying to sound too hosty or something like that”

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Luke: “As you wrote in Leviticus ‘Anyone can have a podcast'”

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Luke: “I don’t want you to talking about my good friend Andy that way”

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Luke: “I’m glad that makes you so happy”

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Luke: “I worry about you (Andrew laughs) I’m not kidding, I worry a little bit”

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Luke: Imitating what Andrew had been doing over the past week when Andrew stumbles on words

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Luke: Luke’s squeaky microphone arm

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Luke: “Make it a good evening”

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Luke: “So, their bullpen shit the bed again”

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Luke: “The grind… the grind is going to get get grindy folks”

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Luke: “Their favorite part of the show is this (adjustable microphone arm squeaky sound)”

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Luke: “You are your own drunk stepdad”

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Luke: “You gotta dance with who brung ya”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew being hard on himself leaves little room for super-highways in his brain

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew doesn’t want Luke to make the Hannibal slurping sound ever again

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Luke and Andrew: Welcome to my podcast

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Clips From TBTL #1863

You can find an additional set of clips from TBTL #1863 in the “Extended Clips From TBTL #1863” post.

Andrew: “As we’ve said on the show before, I talk like a shit salesman with a mouthful of samples”

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Andrew: “I can hear people make fun of me as I try to figure this out”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if I’m trying to sound too smart or arty here”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what’s going on with me”

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Andrew: “I guess that does happen, just one person comes in and poos everything up”

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Andrew: “I remember you telling me that and I lost my shit”

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Andrew: “I’m not drunk, I swear”

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Andrew: “Kind of go with the flow on this show”

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Andrew: “Kind of sucked it up a little bit”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No, no, no.”

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Andrew obsessed with Luke’s “beef standing”

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Andrew: “Oh sorry, poo warning”

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Andrew: “Oof”

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Andrew: Pair of “Mmm-hmm”s

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Andrew: “The streets have some names”

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Andrew: “The wheels are spinning, but as soon as I feel on the spot, the wheel starts to fall apart”

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Andrew: “This is like, this is hot off of the Facebooks, Luke”

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Andrew: “This is not going to end well”

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Andrew: “Well, I’ve got a Mule’s Tail that I’ve been struggling with ever since I came down to California”

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Andrew: “You did!?!?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew talking like a shit salesman needs a warning

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Luke: “Dwarf cock warning”

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Luke: “God! Humans, stop… with everything you’re doing!”

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Luke: “If there’s a ‘frake-us’ on Facebook”

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Luke: “Leave Britney alone”

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Luke: “My beef stands”

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Luke: “Naw, naw, naw, naw, naw. Naw, son.”

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Luke: “Now, I’m pulling an Andrew”

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Luke: “Oh poo”

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Luke: “That was a long climb for no slide”

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Luke: “The man, the myth, the purple balls”

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Luke: “We’re in the wrong costumes”

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Luke: “What!?!?”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is reading for two

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is way too inside his own beard

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, let me shoot from the hip then, for a minute, and speculate wildly”

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