The following are clips from TBTL #1863 are that are longer than the usual 15-20 second clips.
Luke: What he knows about the Temple, six episodes in
Luke and Andrew: Death of a Shit Salesman
Luke and Andrew: Luke describing some of the prizes that Ciscoe Morris would give away
Luke and Andrew: Trying to come up with more realistic song names
On TBTL #1862, Andrew Walsh made another classic “Andrew Walsh” quip, in which he said, “peacocks just chillin’ all over the place” in the same manner that he once said “I’m just dropping periods all over the place“.
As with the last quip, I decided to throw something together in Photoshop to sort of visualize his quip:
Here’s the clip of Andrew’s “peacock” quip:
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Andrew: “Actually, I have a Petty grievance”
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Andrew: “An Epic Adventure? Can we call it an Epic Adventure?”
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Andrew: “Happy Anniversary”
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Andrew: “I know I sound like a real ‘Negativity Nelly’ about this whole thing”
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Andrew: “I wouldn’t let one of those near my face”
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Andrew: Singing “TBTL”
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Andrew: “That’s exciting”
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Andrew and Luke: “Luke… I think I’ve loved you all along. Umm, I’m just going move past that…”
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Andrew and Luke: Pulling the nose up on the Negativity Train
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Andrew and Luke: “Women can be supervisors now too…”
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Luke: Defeated the purpose of saying gutsy instead of ballsy by explaining why he was saying gutsy instead of ballsy
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Luke: “He doesn’t get out of the cocky-doody car”
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Luke and Andrew: “‘Stop Dragging My Heart Around’, great Petty jam…”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew really likes it
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Luke and Andrew: “I like all of that stuff, subjugating women…”
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Luke and Andrew: More Better and More Better Too
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Luke and Andrew: “They used to call me ‘Notorious Bigamy’…”
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Luke and Andrew: “Well, they actually say that the second anniversary is, that’s the Macdonald anniversary…”
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Andrew: “Again?”
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Andrew: “And listen, I know that I come on to this show almost everyday and make a jackass out of myself, and I can’t remember examples, or actor’s names or words”
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Andrew: “Bathroom Burbank”
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Andrew: “Cuz, God damn the 80s”
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Andrew: “Get out of my face, grandpa”
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Andrew: “If your name was ‘The Burbs’ today, what would you be in 1900? Dead. Probably by a mob”
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Andrew: “It all comes down to this again: it’s not to my taste, it’s not for me”
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Andrew: “Never pause for laughter”
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Andrew: “Oh, you know, fine”
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Andrew: Quick Giggle
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Andrew: “So I saw it, I was like ‘Errrr'”
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Andrew: “Sorry, but we couldn’t find data for boys named Fireball born in 1976”
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Andrew: “The Garof is definitely Garofing it up in there”
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Andrew: “The Royal and Lee Show”
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Andrew: “Total sidebar. I think we have a sound for that, ‘Beep-beep-beep. Sidebar'”
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Andrew: “Well, that’s where I get real snobby and snotty and could irritate people”
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Andrew: “What’s your name? Lucy?”
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Andrew: “Whatever. It’s something Christian-y”
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Andrew and Luke: “Because you’d be Shirley? No.”
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Andrew and Luke: It wasn’t the line breaking up, it was Andrew’s heart
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Andrew and Luke: Luke momentarily thought Andrew meant the department store Kohl’s instead of the LA bar Cole’s
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Andrew and Luke: Wait Wait belated spoiler alert
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Andrew and Luke: What Andrew’s name would be if Andrew was born today
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Andrew and Luke: “What do you call it when you don’t hate watch something? Being a normal human.”
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Andrew and Luke: “You know who else is in ‘Clay Pigeons’ by the way. Garof. The Garof. The Garof is definitely Graofing it up in there.”
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Luke: Andrew “Hodor Flash Boom Boom Hollywood” Walsh
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Luke: Doesn’t like the nickname “Bathroom Burbank”
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Luke: “Ohhh, yeah”
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Luke: “The fish was almost in the boat”
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Luke: “They’re trying to party rock like Redfoo”
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Luke: “Uh, thanks Walter”
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Luke: “Wow”
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Luke: Yakov Smirnoff impression “In Soviet Russia, TV watches you”
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Luke: “You sound like my wife”
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Luke and Andrew: A box of stadium fries looks like a big paper box of farts
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Luke and Andrew: “But I don’t think that’s the point of the story you are getting at, so I’ll hand the reigns back over to you. Thanks, Walter.”
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Luke and Andrew: If the result of looking up what Luke’s name would be if he were born today was Andrew, Andrew would end the podcast early
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Luke and Andrew: Luke accidentally included “Flash” as one of Andrew’s nicknames
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Luke and Andrew: Luke sees people walking around with garlic fries in a stadium as not getting laid that night
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Luke and Andrew: Possible book title “He Never Paused for Laughter”
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Luke and Andrew: Using Apple’s “Find My iPhone” saved Luke’s week
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Luke and Andrew: What their names would have been in the 1910s
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Luke and Andrew: Yakov Smirnoff impression and pausing for laughter
Luke and Andrew: “You call that a phone?” in an Australian accent
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Andrew: “And the, you get your Veep in there”
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Andrew: “Give now, while you still have a job”
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Andrew: “God, I’m lazy”
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Andrew: “Hmm”
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Andrew: “I always have this lingering sense that I’m using words incorrectly, but sometimes I can’t figure out which words they are”
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Andrew: “I don’t think I’ve completed my Googling”
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Andrew: “I wish I could name the show that”
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Andrew: “Oh”
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Andrew saying “Steve Nelson” a la “El Ropo”
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Andrew: “So you said it well yesterday, so I’m going to take it and mangle it”
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Andrew: “Sorry Luke”
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Andrew: The Tale of Two “What!?!?”s
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Andrew: “I mean I could be wrong here… the reason why I’m stuttering and stammering is that, first of all, my name is Andrew”
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Andrew: “We’ve always been small, we’ve always been scrappy”
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Andrew: “While I do my doody”
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Andrew: “Wondering around the room looking for the best signal, and the best signal was there in the poop room?”
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Andrew: “Worst. Pitch. Ever.”
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Andrew: “You have a new job, Stu-bot”
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Andrew: “You’re right there in the bathroom huh?”
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Andrew: “You’ve now made this the best pitch ever”
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Andrew: “Yup”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew mixes up DVD, Tivo and DVR
Luke: “A teddy bear, who’s just been misunderstood”
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Luke: “But actually, I was going John Mayer song ‘Gravity'”
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Luke: Chuckling
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Luke: “For the lappy-toppy”
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Luke: Impression of Mr. Burns saying “Excellent!”
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Luke: “Jacko wacko fo’ cracko”
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Luke: “Laptop. More like craptop”
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Luke: “…The Brain Fairy comes when they are two and gives them a brain”
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Luke: “We’ll keep this spaceship of terrible analogies hurtling towards the sun”
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Luke: “Well, that was a non-sequitur and we have a lot of those on the show”
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Luke: “Well, you have been many times the recipient of e-mails that have been composed in the bathroom, Andrew”
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Luke and Andrew: “Because, my wife finds it upsetting when she sees me carrying a laptop into the bathroom”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke attempts to do an Australian accent but aborts part way through
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Luke and Andrew: Luke telling Andrew to finish his Google
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Luke and Andrew: “No, no, no. God, I’m not an animal, ‘kay?”
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Luke and Andrew: Pronunciation of GIF
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Luke and Andrew: Role play on a plane about donating to TBTL
Luke and Andrew: The phone in Luke’s hotel bathroom rings while the guys are recording the podcast
Luke and Andrew: With a flourish and a toilet flush
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Steve “Stu” Neuman: Recorded Message: “Hey Luke, Hey Andrew. It’s Stu from the Infinite Guest podcast network, a division of American Public Media”
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On TBTL #1859, Andrew found an audio clip somewhere on the Internet that is a long string on drops that you’d probably here pieces of on a Morning Zoo-type radio show.
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Below is a clean version of that audio clip that Andrew played:
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When Luke asked where Andrew found it, Andrew said that he found it on a site called “TBTLMightNeedThisSomeday.org“.
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While listening to the show, I searched to see if the domain had been taken, which it wasn’t, so I decided to procure the domain for safe keeping and set it up so that it points to this here Marsupial Gurgle site.