Clips From Show #1828

Andrew: Andrew “Trevor Noah” Walsh

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Andrew: “By definition, marriage is between a man and a monologue”

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Andrew: “I got some bullying stories you can borrow”

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Andrew: “It was a meatball sandwich!”

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Andrew: “…maybe he’s a sandwich outsider artist”

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Andrew: “You had a but, you said but”

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Luke: “Again, I’m sure alcohol played a role in this”

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Luke: “And I’m also running out of childhood to talk about”

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Luke: “And the bloom is off the rose, brother”

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Luke: “Did that or did that not occur” spoken in the manner like the Defense Attorney in Serial

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Luke: “That’s not the ‘Boom Boom’ that I know”

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Clips From Show #1827

Between saxamaphone talk, Luke trying to sing the theme to “Night Court” and playing “Taps” with his mouth horn, and finding ways to flout a flauta, there were a lot of gems from show #1827.

Andrew: “Andrew and Luke, you silly rabbits”

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Andrew: “I’m kind of a big open sky country guy”

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Andrew: Interesting Sound

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Andrew singing “As You Wish”

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Andrew: “That’s not a ‘no'”

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Andrew: “We only have a few more seconds. Luke, will you marry me?”

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Andrew: “What the hell just happened!?!?”

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Andrew: “Why does everything bad happen to me?”

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Andrew: “Would you say that Dr. Luke is prescribing a chill pill?”

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Andrew: “You can’t flout a flauta”

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Andrew and Luke: “Just a quick check here, neither of us are drunk, right?”

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Luke: A very interesting “What!?!?”

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Luke: “And my key change game is strong”

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Luke: “And of course, it’s all about me Andrew”

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Luke: “Aww, that means that you love me”

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Luke: “Check out my flauta”

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Luke: “I don’t want to hear about your Harry Anderson”

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Luke: Makes up some interesting song lyrics

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Luke: Playing “Taps” with his mouth horn

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Luke: “Saxamaphone”

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Luke: Tries to sing the “Night Court” theme song from memory

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Luke: “Woah!”

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Luke and Andrew: Can’t “claim the lane” with a baby stroller and a canoe oar

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Luke and Andrew: “Flaunting a flauta” versus “flouting a flauta”

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Luke and Andrew: Ghost in the drop machine

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Clips From Show #1826

Andrew: “Hmm, that makes me sad”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what words mean”

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Andrew and Luke: Combination of a drop and an opinion that Luke doesn’t like

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Luke: “Could-a been a contender”

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Luke: “I am the king rule breaker”

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Luke: “Why keep our sugar on the shelf, let’s put our sugar on the show”

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Clips From Show #1825

Poop and sewer talk continues to be a topic on show #1825, in which the guys get MSNBC’s Chris Hayes on the phone (Chris’s clips are found here) to discuss the effects of “flushable” wet wipes.

Andrew: “If you start calling me ‘El Bobo'”

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Andrew: “That’s what I’m calling the ‘Key to the Show'”

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Andrew: “Things are gonna start happening to me now”

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Andrew: “Yeah”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I’ve got a couple of keys to the show Luke”

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Andrew and Luke: “With great jam stand comes great responsibility…”

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Luke describes TBTL Tens and listeners vs Steve Nelson

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Luke: “Jam out with our stand out”

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Luke: “Our listeners are like the unsullied from the Game of Thrones”

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Luke: “Steve Nelson criticize TBTL. We take on Steve Nelson.”

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Luke: “This is where it’s gonna get really delicious for everybody”

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Luke and Andrew: “The new mic stands are here!”

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Luke and Andrew Catrolled by a Caller

Luke and Andrew opened up the phone lines to callers for show #1807 and one of the Tens decided it was the perfect time to catroll both of them.

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A longer version of the clip includes more of their reaction and discussion of being catrolled over the phone:

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