Luke: “But… this is what happens… when we don’t look at our cell phones!”
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Luke: “Cuz, I don’t want the security guy to think that I am insane”
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Luke: “I am really turning this into one hot dog of a story”
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Luke: “I bought it… to make porn”
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Luke: “I felt like a million bucks this morning; and, I was, like, ‘Oh… cuz, you had two alcohol drinks last night… not twenty'”
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Luke: “I’m burning the Big Mac off… with my brain powers!”
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Luke: “If I’m lyin’… I’m dyin'”
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Luke: “Like a Trucktober miracle, here it is, in our lives”
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Luke: “San Pornando Valley”
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Luke: Saying “Ah, I don’t trust it, Rick. I don’t trust it.” as Morty
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Luke: Saying “Hi-ho… hi-ho… Paula Poundstone here” as a Sesame Street character
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Luke: Saying “Luke… that’s why you gotta talk to people in person!” as Paula Poundstone
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Luke: Singing “You got flavor blasted”
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Luke: “The man from TV came downstairs”
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Luke: “We should totally do that song!”
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Luke: “You can stuff your sarcasm in a sack”
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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know if this will get edited out or not, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah. I’m editing all of this out… Oh, oh, out of Wait Wait. Sorry, yes. Sorry. Yeah. You’re not my best friend anymore. Ah, damnit! Not even close. Now, you’re gonna sing that song to Camaro Kev!”
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Luke and Andrew: “I said, ‘You know it, baby!’ You… I’m glad I turned you down”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke had a duplication investigation
Luke and Andrew: “So, uh… anyway, that’s… power out. That’s why we took a break? I, listen… I didn’t expect it (…hot dog…) to go anywhere; but, I thought it was gonna longer to get nowhere…”
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