Luke: “And now, I’m sad the ladder’s there”
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Luke: “And, I’m just so bummed; because, I was so excited to, basically, lord this over Carey”
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Luke: “And, in fact, that’s sort of the carrot that’s dangling in front… of the dunkey… that is Luke Burbank; as I… climb along the switchbacks called my career”
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Luke: Cute Laugh
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Luke: Drawn out “Ohh”
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Luke: “How did I think it was Doctor Frank N. Furter?”
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Luke: “I don’t consider this to be an absurdist show”
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Luke: “I know that this is like nails on a chalkboard to some people; but, it’s like… nails on my heart-board for me”
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Luke: “I pulled the biggest Clark Griswold today”
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Luke: “I told you this was going to be dazzling”
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Luke: “I’ll try to get through this without too many… disappointing details”
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Luke: “I’m going straight to Dick Van Dyke town”
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Luke: “I’m really… I’m, I’m really shitting rocks”
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Luke: “I’m… hopeless at that game”
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Luke: “If I’m not getting on Twitter every morning and running that cheese grater over my eyeballs”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Mama didn’t raise no fool, Andrew”
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Luke: Purposefully butchering the pronunciation of “Gnocchi”
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Luke: Saying “Alright, guv’nor!” in a Cockney accent
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Luke: Saying “I don’t even wanna talk a…bout this” in a sing-songy manner
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Luke: Saying “Ninja” as Sofía Vergara
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Luke: Saying “Summer McEneny and Michon McCabe” in a Scottish accent
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Luke: “She can’t come on down to… the barbecue. She havin’ some kind of problem with her a-cooder-ment [ph]“
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Luke: “She’s in the house! It’s Carey time! (That’s my woife!)”
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Luke: “Simmer down, The Prodigy”
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Luke: “So, she can probably hear me talking about this… and… she’s gonna be annoyed. But, I also kinda want to tell you about; cuz, it’s sort of funny”
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Luke: “The day that Luke… tackled… Mount Burbank Springs… and lived to tell about it”
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Luke: “The TBTL Dectacular… Tenth Anniversary… Tenth-abration?”
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Luke: “This guy, God bless him”
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Luke: “Trebekian”
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Luke: “What the fuck is the barista doing at her house!?”
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Luke: “Yeah… and, I don’t care”
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Luke and Andrew: “And, I opened the flue… and the screwdriver fell out, and sunlight streamed in… And, I had totally done it!!! (¡Jalapeña!)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Burbonking? (Mmm-hmm) Yeah”
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Luke and Andrew: “Gather around the Squanch tree and throw back a few cock-squanches? Yes”
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Luke and Andrew: “Looking forward to crapping all over it. I didn’t crap all over that!!”
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