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Clips From TBTL #2604: Luke Burbank (Plus Two) Edition

During the e-mail segment of the show, Luke and Andrew played two listener voicemail messages in which Listener Carolynn performed a barbershop quartet version of the “Lukles McGoockles for Sale” song that Luke’s mom would sing and Listener Ryan playing a song he created with Luke and Andrew beeping and booping (with the help of clips from this site).

Listener Carolynn: Barbershop quartet version of “Lukles McGoockles for Sale”

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Listener Ryan: Beeping and Booping Song

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Luke: “A rainy… crummy… nasty… Monday”

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Luke: “And then, I just went, ‘Hulk, smash!'”

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Luke: “Did I… Jack Nicholson in The Shining this place? Did I create it with my mind?”

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Luke: “Explicit… Ooooh!”

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Luke: “First, I was like, ‘I will sacrifice… my best smoke detector;’ and then, a burning bush said, ‘Nah… nah. Swerve on that, bro'”

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Luke: “Guess who I get to see this weekend… my family!”

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Luke: “I guess I have until Friday, everyone; so… you better enjoy me while you got me”

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Luke: “I’m a narcissist”

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Luke: Mimicking Andrew’s “Ha-haa!”

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Luke: “Mom, do you love Michael Landon more than you love Daddy?”

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Luke: “My goodness… You are wet… and… I thought… you smelled bad on the outside, my friend”

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Luke: “Nah… nah. Swerve on that, bro”

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Luke: “Oh, latitudes are fat, right? Lat, lat, fat”

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Luke: Singing “G-E-T Q-U-I-P… G-E-T Q-U-I-P!”

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Luke: Singing “Nightswimming. Deserves a quiet night”

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Luke: Singing “Radio Free Europe”

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Luke: Wanting to talk to the listeners about something while Andrew is away from the mic

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Luke: “We have a way of fixing those smoke detectors… here at Burbank Springs… it’s called: smashing them with a giant rock!”

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Luke: “You really, really like us!”

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Luke and Andrew: “How about this, real quick… we’ll… Actually, you know what? Let’s do… I love it! What are we doing?”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s… the work of a crazy person! (Kind of!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, it really was. I smote it! God… God, steady my hand… if it be your will!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You don’t wanna be at the south end of a northbound… questionable dishwasher. No, I don’t”

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