Andrew: “Hey, that, that really was saucy, by the way”
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Andrew: “How did you do that!? You had twenty questions and you used three of ’em!”
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Andrew: “How do you get the tutorial back!?”
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Andrew: “I’m being scared by these blocky spiders that jump out at me”
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Andrew: “It winds me up!”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Oh, goodness!”
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Andrew: “Share your shame”
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Andrew: Singing the Underground Theme from Super Mario Bros.
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Andrew and Lindy West: “Actually, I’m not a big Heath guy. Remind me (Whoa) what’s on the inside of it. It’s not the crackly stuff, right? I hate that… (What does that mean?)”
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Andrew and Lindy West: “And, you would rent it and still beat the game? It’s not that hard. Okay. I don’t think I’ve ever beat a video game; and, those were the ones I owned and played for years”
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Andrew and Lindy West: “You’ve been playing games lately, right? Yeah, I’m a gamer now (Yes!)”
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Andrew and Luke: “And I just had a… a memory. I think I just had a memory, you guys (Oh, wow)”
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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know. I thought I saw terror… I’m not sure. I’m not James Paxton and I can’t, I can’t… I wish I handled terror this way”
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Andrew and Luke: “I wanna believe so bad. I do too”
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Andrew and Luke: Saying “We Love Lizzo” in near unison
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Andrew and Luke: “What!!? (What!!?)”
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Andrew, Lindy West and Luke: “I can’t weigh in on that… I’m not a big Taco Time guy. What!? Not from around here. He’s not… he’s not… he’s not from here. (Not from here…) Clearly (clearly)”
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Lindy West: “Aww, look at him!!”
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Lindy West: Laughing
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Lindy West: “Trump is… out of control!!”
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Lindy West and Andrew: “It’s not funny… but, it’s just, like, food that I really like. It was… Can you say it in a funny voice? Ooooh!”
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Lindy West and Luke: “But, people seem very… concerned. Like, how, how am I gonna get through the day without touching anyone’s… butthole. You know, like… (Yeah)”
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Lindy West and Luke: “Yeah, we don’t have a word for the inside of a Butterfinger… I mean, it’s… it’s peanut butter… insulation? It’s the, it’s the one dollar Chinese food of… candy bar filling as far as I’m concerned”
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Lindy West, Luke and Andrew: 3 Musketeers Talk
Lindy West, Luke and Andrew: Lindy West saying “Smørkage” and Luke and Andrew laughing
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Lindy West, Luke and Andrew: “This is so boring! I don’t know if you’ve heard TBTL before… (Yeah, this is scintillating) this is… extremely on-brand for us”
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Luke: “Give it to ’em, Queen. The Queen is hyped up. Give it to ’em, Queen”
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Luke: “Hi-er there–Hi there, everybody!”
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Luke: “I’ve never tried to host this show… while drinking coffee from a Batman mug; and, I gotta tell you, it feels… incredible”
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Luke: “Now that I’ve sipped from the Chalice… of Sauciness”
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Luke: “Really!?”
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Luke: “Something’s rotten in… in Victoria”
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Luke: “Sort of on-topic, but wildly inappropriate… So, if there’s any kids listening… get ready, this is gonna be the fun part”
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Luke: “This is the real GamerGate… What happened to the tutorials?”
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Luke: “Ugh, get away from me. Stop bragging about yourself. Stop being… mean”
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Luke: “What happened next will shock you”
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Luke: Whispering “Got it!!”
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Luke: “You came on this show to promote your Benaroya Hall appearance and defend Mike Pence; and, you’re all out of Benaroya Hall appearance”
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Luke and Andrew: “Do you know where Carol Stream, Illinois is? I don’t. (…sounded familiar to you) No, I just think that it’s a great name for a town, Carol Stream. Yeah. Hold my calls”
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Luke and Andrew: “Oh my God, you got into Minus World!! (Right)”
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Luke and Andrew: “That’s alright, Andrew. I already handled it with the inside of my t-shirt. I don’t think our guest noticed. I got a little… a little seasonal allergies coming on; and… decided to… deal with a runny nose situation the way I know how… using the inside of my Everlane Pique t-shirt, by the way. Quick shout out to our sponsor, Everlane”
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Luke and Andrew: “What!!? Whoa”
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