Andrew: “Also, can I just say though, that that was a really dumb thing for me to say; because, of course, a lot of poor people… actually voted for Trump. So, I don’t even know what I was saying there”
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Andrew: “Because, if I say anything other than that; like, I will get destroyed”
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Andrew: “Cuz, this is… ba-nuts!”
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Andrew: “First of all… I’m an idiot”
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Andrew: “I can only hear ‘Yanny’ now”
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Andrew: “I love that!”
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Andrew: “I love this world! I hate this world”
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Andrew: “I was destroyed for weeks!”
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Andrew: “I was destroyed for weeks… online for suggesting that… traveling on an airplane with children is not a human right”
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Andrew: “I… wanna let you know, though, don’t… don’t worry about your place on this show. As a matter of fact… before… today’s show… Hanna and I had a little meeting… and, she says it’s totally cool for you to come back… So, I wouldn’t worry about it at all”
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Andrew: “I’m any woman”
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Andrew: “I’m not trying to stamp on you”
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Andrew: “Just like the classic Yanny and Hardy”
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Andrew: “Right now, when you’re playing that through my headphones, I only hear ‘Laurel'”
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Andrew: Saying “Laurel. Laurel. Laurel” or “Yanny. Yanny. Yanny”
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Andrew: Saying “Laurel. Laurel. Laurel” or “Yanny. Yanny. Yanny” #2
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Andrew: Saying “Ooh… it’ll be as good as the British Office” in a snobby manner
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Andrew: Saying “Yanny. Yanny. Yanny” or “Laurel. Laurel. Laurel”
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Andrew: Something locked up on Andrew when he played an audio drop and said “Whoa… it locked up on me”
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Andrew: “This is a trap! You’re baiting me”
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Andrew: “Tingles… up… my goddamned spine!”
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Andrew: “What an asshole I am!”
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Andrew: “You sound fun”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke snickering
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Cody” instead of “Corey” in reference to an APM engineer
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Andrew and Luke: “Hold on one second… just one moment… Linh? Okay, go ahead. You know what to do”
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Andrew and Luke: “I hear little noises coming from Genevieve’s phone. I’m like, ‘What is that?’ And, she turns it up and it’s saying, ‘Yanny. Yanny. Yanny’ She’s playing (What!?) the same thing… only I can only hear ‘Yanny’ now. I can only hear ‘Yanny’ now (Wow!)”
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Andrew and Luke: “I like it stricken from the record; because, that was a, the, the dumbest thing I could have possibly said there. No, no, no, no, no, no… no. I can think of dumber”
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Andrew and Luke: “Luke… What!?! Tingles… up… my goddamned spine!”
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Andrew and Luke: “The small talk that lovers… engage in? Oh, yeah… (Ooh) I try to not to say ‘Lovers’ on the show. We pitch, we pitch a lotta woo… Sure”
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Luke: “Ah! Your table is ready; that, you reserved months ago”
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Luke: “Because, Remko… donated a dazzling amount… of donation… I know that’s a lotta Ds, dude”
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Luke: “By the way, Linh, if you could grab… if you could please isolate… Andrew saying, ‘I only hear ‘Yanny”… and send that to me. I would quite appreciate that… Last request this week, I promise”
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Luke: “Carey, we gotta get outta here… This is bullshit”
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Luke: “Don’t cry for Lizzie, Argentina”
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Luke: “Don’t get into it. Don’t get into it. Don’t get into it”
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Luke: “Here’s, here’s one of the sweet moves this couple pulled”
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Luke: “Holy shit!”
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Luke: “I can’t hear shit in a loud room anymore”
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Luke: “I did it on the fly, bro”
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Luke: “I have listened to this clip… at this point, probably, fifty times; and, all I hear is ‘Yanny’. It is… I don’t know what people are–they’re hearing ‘Laurel’? I’m just hearing ‘Yanny'”
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Luke: “I love kids and I love babies”
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Luke: “I’m saying: Don’t tread on me”
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Luke: “I’m still on island time”
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Luke: “I’ve totally lost it”
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Luke: “Is that just being a total snob?”
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Luke: “Knee-deep in the hoopla here”
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Luke: “Maui me?”
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Luke: “No, no, no, no, no, no… no”
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Luke: “Now, the comment in our household… is, ‘I have high-frequency hearing loss’… But, I do”
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Luke: “Oh my God in Heaven!”
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Luke: “Oh, this is exciting, everybody! (Ooooh!)”
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Luke: “Okay!!”
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Luke: Quietly saying “This dangerous, it’s a dangerous game”
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Luke: Saying “But, I do” in a sing-songy manner
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Luke: Saying “Hey! My name is the Roly-Poly Teddy Bear… I roly and I poly!” in a funny children’s show voice
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Luke: Saying “I know you guys think… that you’re just like… you get it so much… and, whatever. It doesn’t even matter… but… one… one other thing” in a funny manner
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Luke: Saying “You know; and, another thing” in a funny manner
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Luke: “That’s a classic blunder”
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Luke: “Things got hella weird”
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Luke: Trying to mashup the “Skyjinks” drop with Andrew’s “Ooooh!” drop
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Luke: “Way ahead’you, bruh”
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Luke: Whispering “Secrets”
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Luke: “Whoa! Really?”
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Luke and Andrew: “By the way… you know… Oh, God. Don’t… Just stop it Luke… Oh, no. Don’t”
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Luke and Andrew: “Can we do it in ten minutes? For once in our life, can we just do something in ten minutes? Alright, let’s just try to do it in ten minutes”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke and Andrew are extremely careful when it comes to copyright
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Luke and Andrew: “She was finishing everyone’s… she would, she would never let anyone finish their sentence… (Sandwiches?) I don’t follow… I was trying to finish your sentence”
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Luke and Andrew: “The mom… has the earphones in! I’m like… the only person that this programming is designed doesn’t have the earphones in! They’re draping it across the aisles too!? Across the (Like, how are…) aisle, Andrew!!! How are the, how are the, how is the staff allowing for this?”
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