Andrew: “And, again, maybe this is where I’m no fun”
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Andrew: “Boy… it’s funny how you really change your tune about participation trophies when you become forty-two year old man who might have pooped himself”
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Andrew: “But, my damned thing locked on me!”
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Andrew: “Diarrhea”
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Andrew: “How dare you!”
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Andrew: How dare you! No”
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Andrew: “I feel like a child who thinks that he might not get the joke”
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Andrew: “I guess I’m just so prudish!”
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Andrew: “It bothers me!”
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Andrew: “Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!”
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Andrew: “Ooh!”
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Andrew: “PhD for a man; but, strong enough for a woman?”
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Andrew: “Say it ain’t so”
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Andrew: Saying “Well, this is what I wanna say!” in a sing-songy manner
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Andrew: “She’s a smart cookie”
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Andrew: “Sorry, Fogerty-heads”
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Andrew: “This whole time you’ve been talking, I’ve been thinking about the… before you even got to this part, I was thinking about the diarrhea song that we used to sing as kids when you’re rolling into third”
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Andrew: “Wow! That’s so personal”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wants the listeners to thank him for having self-control during the Dazzling Donor segment
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Andrew and Luke: “Hey… way to bring it back around. Thanks! Get the nose up on this… on this… actual feelings train”
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Andrew and Luke: Playing a mashup of the Strong Bad E-mail drop, “Right Way to Rock” and Doogie Howser, M.D. theme and saying “Perfect… Can we send this ten minutes into WBUR”
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Andrew and Luke: TBTL is about one thing: All regerts
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Andrew and Luke: “They want, they want the Vitamin B… they don’t want the Vitamin A… What!?!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Think about it, this is back when the show was good! This is when we were actually doing segments!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Where’s my trophy? Look… (Yeah) it’s clean!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, they were like a real band, like… they were a real Internet age band… Boy, (Yeah) every now and then, the words come out of my mouth and I just sound so old. But, it’s true; they are truly of the Internet, this band”
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Luke: “‘And, I was a little lonely and adrift.’ How hasn’t been… Nicole? I felt that way yesterday when I thought I shit my pants… during a… co-ed softball game”
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Luke: “Amazingly, Andrew… the situation was fine. It was all quiet on the southern front… when I checked”
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Luke: “But, I don’t… have a dookie in my pants right now”
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Luke: “Do it!!!”
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Luke: “Do you hear that Rudy? Cocksquanches… some of your favorite squanches to have”
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Luke: “Don’t give up on your dreams… of public radio stardom!”
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Luke: “Four minutes later… some guy jacks a long flyball… to me; and, I have to run… possibly, with a very special, secret present in my pants”
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Luke: “Happy anniversary… Carey Beth, I love you… and… and, here’s to… five more years… but, then it’s over”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Saying “I was… promised I would have my red stapler” as Milton in “Office Space”
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Luke: Saying “That’s kinda my dream; and so, you’re kinda crushing my dream” in a funny manner
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Luke: Saying “The Outhouses” in a faux-Canadian manner
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Luke: Singing “Like, put me in coach, I’m ready to be QB; cuz, I smash the touchdowns… all over! Joe Montana… and the catch! And then, that one time… when… you had the Golden Boy, Paul”
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Luke: Singing “Two bros, looking it up!”
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Luke: “This is honestly the best part of the song… so… just… drink it up with your ears; because, it’s about to just get… uninteresting… real fast”
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Luke: “We need that Vitamin W and Vitamin B… in our life”
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Luke: “Welcome to the Carter Subaru Tahrir Square”
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Luke: “What on Earth is this person talking about?”
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Luke: “Where there’s a will, there’s a way”
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Luke: “WTF… Fogerty?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Did you hook-up with your meatball sandwich today? Oh, good, good Lord, did I ever”
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Luke and Andrew: “I run to throw the ball and I feel some kind of a pressure release that makes me think… I have… at a minimum, best case scenario, sharted… in… my pants… in the outfield… during the game. Say it ain’t so”
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Luke and Andrew: “I would then be, like… ‘Anybody out here Tindering?’ Although, shouldn’t be called… ‘Tundraing’… (Ohh) if you’re out there?”
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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Two bros… looking it up! (Looking it up!)”
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Luke and Andrew: “So, I go running in, I pick up the ball, as it’s rolling towards me… and, I fire it towards third, with a great… amount of energy… and I feel a release happen… in… (God) my baseball pants… that comes completely and totally… out of the blue”
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Luke and Andrew: “Yay us! Good job, Andrew! Good proposal… Yeah, you know what? Look at us. We’re awesome. Ooh! Yeah! I just do my own drop now… I like it… It’s never gonna fly at WBUR; so, get it out of your system now”
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