Andrew: “And, I, seriously, I don’t feel like explaining this either; because, it’s just dumb”
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Andrew: “Are you a friend of The Bone?”
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Andrew: “But, I said that yesterday!”
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Andrew: “Does this effectively hide my… beef castle?”
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Andrew: “God, I did it!”
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Andrew: “I can’t let my family hear that”
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Andrew: “I could just see what… comes up on my mind and… talk ’em to the people”
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Andrew: “I don’t think so; because, it’s a gray area! I mean, nobody can define a meme… like, y–yes you can; but, I… Oh, goddamnit! Why are you dragging me into this shit again, man? I… I’m not even kidding”
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Andrew: “I hate you. I’ve always hated you… and, your commentaries suck”
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Andrew: “My… small, little, bearded head”
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Andrew: “Oh, goddamnit! Why are you dragging me into this shit again, man?”
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Andrew: “Ooh, yeah. Love that sax”
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Andrew: Quietly saying “You should go to hell”
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Andrew: “She just looks like a monster!”
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Andrew: “The definition of even what is funny or what is the joke on Twitter these days… or on Tumblr, or wherever these… weird-ass… modern comedy conversations are having. See, I can really bring the fun to this conversation”
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Andrew: Whispering “Damnit!”
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Andrew: “Why would I say that? Why would I even say that? (Cannot believe you just told that joke)”
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Andrew: “You don’t drive like that, asshole”
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Andrew: “You know what? My mom’s right. You’re the worst”
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Andrew and Luke: “I never thought I’d say this; but, I’ll take slabjacking, Luke… What!!? Well… really learned something about you”
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Andrew and Luke: “Ooh… ooh, swell that bass! Ooh, yeah. Love that sax. (Ah… yeah) That’s hot sax (That is good)… It’s a… hot sax on a platter (Mmm-hmm)”
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Andrew and Luke: “That’s hot sax (That is good)”
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Andrew and Luke: “That’s what burns my buttons! (See?)”
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Luke: “¡Ay, Dios mío!”
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Luke: “Howdy doody!”
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Luke: “I like cake!”
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Luke: “I’m your host, Han Seago”
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Luke: Saying “It’s package grabbing time!” in a sing-songy manner
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Luke: “The Bastard of Bellingham”
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Luke: “Well, hello there, everyone… Howdy doody! Remind me to not start the show by saying, ‘Howdy doody’… I tried something; it didn’t work. That’s fine… But, the important thing is to learn from the experience… Saying ‘Howdy doody’ at the top of the show sounds kinda dumb”
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Luke: “You there, fat boy?”
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Luke and Andrew: “I gotta get outta here. Goodbye”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m actually kind of excited. I’m, we’re staying… me and the crew are staying in this… kinda cool hotel in Scottsdale called the Valley Ho… it’s kind of a mid-century… Oh, that’s my grandma’s nickname! Why would I say that? Why would I even say that? (Cannot believe you just told that joke)”
Luke and Andrew: “See, I’m interested in your beefs! I find (Right) your beefs interesting… Andrew”
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Luke and Andrew: “This is why your mom thinks we don’t like each other; because, we don’t!!! I hate you. I’ve always hated you… and, your commentaries suck”
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Luke and Andrew: “Who brings you your motivation? Mr. Impossible… Wait, what’s his name? I think my alter ego is Mr. Impossible… Are you sure it’s not Mr. Slabjacking?”
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