TBTL Audio Clip Archive
 

Clips From TBTL #2650

Andrew: “Ha!!”

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Andrew: “He’s a good boy”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke! Guess what I just discovered”

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Andrew: “Here, you were just saying that Justin wanted to thank his TBTL daddy, Dennis”

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Andrew: “I told you, ‘If you got nothing to say, then sing it'”

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Andrew: “I’m giving it all she’s got, Captain!”

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Andrew: “Just invite everyone and just sit in the window in your wedding dress… I’ve done that”

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Andrew: “Let’s call Dennis… Justin’s TBTL daddy”

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Andrew: Making a microphone crackling sound

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Andrew: Saying “The shark is working… the shark is working” as if it were over a loudspeaker system

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Andrew: “There are a million… articles and listicles online about the best way to cut an onion if you don’t want the gasses to float up into your face and make you cry”

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Andrew: “Why do I feel like this telephone conversation is, someday, gonna be used in court?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s call Dennis… Justin’s TBTL daddy… and, that way, everybody can, like, (Oh, God!) just keep thinking, thanking their TBTL mommies and daddies. And, I think it’ll take off; cuz, it’s gonna make everybody feel really good”

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Andrew and Luke: “Lurnk, (Yeah!) we can restart of you want”

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Andrew and Luke: “TV sends a lot of weird messages to children (Yeah)”

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Luke: “And, as we move into hot dogging season”

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Luke: “And, so far, I’d give it a solid medium… to medium minus”

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Luke: “And, we’ll be right back here with more imaginary radio tomorrow morning… or afternoon, or whenever it is we rap at ya”

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Luke: “But, let me just tell you quickly… because, nobody asked”

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Luke: “From whence… my part of the show… is emanating”

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Luke: “I don’t know why this turned into Pool Talk”

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Luke: “I just realized something, everybody”

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Luke: “I’m so, I’m such an old!”

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Luke: “Knock, knock! Who’s there? A Monday morning edition of TBTL… The show that just might be Too Beautiful to Live”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: Making a disgusted sound

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Luke: “Now, into the phone booth… to change… into our… super… broadcaster… costumes. See ya in a moment”

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Luke: Saying “I’m… too scared to do that accent, too scared” a la Right Said Fred’s “I’m Too Sexy”

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Luke: “That’s maximum smoosh”

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Luke: “This is the sound of me… pushing it back there… and, there it is! Okay… Why it sounds like me going number two, I don’t… fully know… but, that’s what it sounds like”

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Luke: “We’ll call that one… Plan G… It’s like south of Plan A, but north of Plan Q”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, everybody, enjoy the rest of your Tuesday; or, as I call it, Monday… Couldn’t let it go… couldn’t let, still had to bring it up… (I, I’d forgotten about it) Yeah, everyone had forgotten about it… except me, Andrew. I cannot forget about it”

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Luke and Andrew: “As we, as we move into summer; and, as we move into hot dogging season… I know is a subject that is near and dear to your heart (Is that what they call it?)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Couple things: One, your mama taught you right. Ha!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I popp diddy whooped… No… it was, it was good; cuz, it set up (scooped)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s ‘Hey Dummies’… it’s the advice show… where we are improving the world one… lifehack at a time… I’m Luke Burbank. Right over there, that’s… Andrew Walsh. Hello”

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Luke and Andrew: “Lurnk… Lurnk! Lurnk, we’ve gotta problem”

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Luke and Andrew: “Push it back… Make that poop sound again. Push it back. Why’s it sound like that? It’s upsetting. Push it back to the back of my brain! (Poop diddy whoop scoop, poop!) Alright, it’s gone. It’s gone. It never happened”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wow, Andrew… time flies when you’re changing lives. Is that what your new tattoo says?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, I’ll absolutely try it. Will you? Uh, no… I have a certain amount of pride (Really!?)”

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