Andrew: “And, so, I’m just, kind of… mindlessly following my map”
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Andrew: “Are you my TBTL Daddy?”
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Andrew: “DJ Eighteen Minutes Is Never Enough!”
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Andrew: “Dogs, dogs and more dogs!”
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Andrew: “God! I hate it when I can’t think of a word!”
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Andrew: “Hey!”
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Andrew: “How awesome is that though?”
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Andrew: “I don’t have any chips, dog!”
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Andrew: “I don’t like to use it a lot; because, it gives me kind of a very dry, raw feeling after I use it. But, it really does clear your S out”
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Andrew: “I just felt… darkness, and anger, and some sort of putrid hatred course through my veins”
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Andrew: “I like it! I like having my cheeks next to your jowls”
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Andrew: “I swear to God!!!”
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Andrew: “I think the bottom line is: Yeah, I should probably get some goddamn help… I’m a big fan of myself; but, please, get some therapy”
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Andrew: “I went on a little, I wouldn’t say a deep-dive, I would say I went into the shallow waters of the difference between a sausage and a hot dog last night. I’ll be sharing that with you on this radio special as well”
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Andrew: “I’m not saying this just so, so that I sound not like I’m a homicidal maniac; which, I swear, I’m not”
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Andrew: “I’m scared that my brain had this mishap”
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Andrew: “It looks like a good scrubber dubber”
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Andrew: Making air horn (or ray gun) sounds
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Andrew: “Never follow a hot dog to a fourth location”
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Andrew: “Nice!!”
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Andrew: “Oh, God!”
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Andrew: “Ohh!!”
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Andrew: “One thing I noticed on my quest to find these is, you can get better quality hot dogs; but, the better quality they get… they’re more like sausage”
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Andrew: “Snuffily-buffily”
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Andrew: “Something, like, happened to me yesterday that I was, just, did not like at all”
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Andrew: “This is not good radio”
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Andrew: “What I wanted to do was I wanted to drive my car into a wall”
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Andrew: “You’re not even gonna remember this moment in a year, let alone, tomorrow! I’ll betcha this, I mean, certainly you’ll remember it… If you don’t… there’s something wrong with your brain”
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Andrew: “You’re rewarding bad behavior!”
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Andrew and Luke: “He just seemed really, like, I can’t, he’s like, ‘You don’t understand. I was just listening to you.’ I think it was a little disconcerting… to watch my… (I would imagine…) bearded lips walk through the door. Eww, Daddy, no! Oh, God! You just doubled down on that!”
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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know what’s going on with me. I feel like there’s poison going through my brain… sort of, lately (Whoa!)”
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Andrew and Luke: Laughing
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Andrew and Luke: “The only thing that can stop… a bad dog with stale (Yes) chips… is a good dog with stale chips… (Oh, speaking of) Wait. Oh, wait, that came out wrong!”
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Andrew and Luke: “You know what I’m gonna do right now? I’m taking these pants off. Just in honor… in honor of Linder. That’s what… that’s what Linder would want. That’s how Linder would’ve wanted it? Never mind, we’re outside. I’ll keep the pants on”
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Luke: “Andrew, try to be nice to yourself, okay?”
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Luke: “Eww, Daddy, no!”
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Luke: “Face it… face it, kid… this is Claus-town. That didn’t work”
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Luke: “I’m gonna be wheezing. I’m gonna be sneezing. It’s gonna get hot. It’s gonna get spicy. Somebody better close a window”
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Luke: “I’m having some trubs”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Making an air horn sound
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Luke: “Rudy! Get over here! It’s time for the show! And, this is… we’re on her turf now; lemme tell you what”
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Luke: “The… the Haynors… [ph] Haynors gonna Hayn [ph]“
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Luke: “What’s the most popular–Yeah, we’re doing this–what’s the popular tweet you’ve ever said”
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Luke: “You’ve got to be more specific about my basketball thefts, Andrew”
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Luke and Andrew: “And, by the way, all of you… TBTL listeners who hear this and the radio show, just… pretend like it’s new to you… Or, take a day off!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Got the Miranda bump. Yeah… He read him his Miranda rights. Ohh!!”
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Luke and Andrew: “He’s Andrew (Fireball) Walsh; and, he joins me from… oh, I’d say, about four inches away. He’s sitting right next to me, here at this table… Hello, my dude. Oh, we’re close. We’re real close”
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Luke and Andrew: “I hit a triple… Oh, you have… Oh, that’s right… (caught a fly-ball) I knew this… Did not shit my pants at any point during the game. (Oh, right. Fantastic) Call that a win”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m… stifling the urge to make a daddy joke; because… (I cannot believe you told that joke) Are you my TBTL Daddy?”
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Luke and Andrew: Laughing
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Luke and Andrew: Luke sneezing and saying “Wow!” and Andrew saying “Gesundheit”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke will be grilling up some cheese dogs and Andrew isn’t thrilled
Luke and Andrew: “Then, I ate half of a cinnamon roll; because, Carey, who–I don’t know… she trying to fatten me up? Maybe. She, like… Did she buy a big oven lately? Yes! She bought one down at Claus Meats!”
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Rudy and Andrew: Rudy getting excited and Andrew saying “Hey, what’s up?”
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