Andrew: “At the end, The Browns get the girl!”
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Andrew: “Eew, get away from me! You… stink!”
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Andrew: “Hey, man… I am fired up!”
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Andrew: “Hey! Billy Joel’s the worst! Oh my God. If you like Billy Joel, you’re an idiot!”
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Andrew: “Hypodermics on the shores, China’s under martial law. Rock and roller cola wars, I can’t take it anymore!!!”
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Andrew: “I might be out there on the market again”
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Andrew: “I, I, I love that story. I think it’s a beautiful story”
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Andrew: “It was the asshole factor”
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Andrew: Making disgusted sounds and saying “No!”
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Andrew: “Ooh my God!”
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Andrew: Saying “It is ripe!” in a nose pinched closed manner
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Andrew: “That’s fucking great”
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Andrew: “Well, you know I’m on the record for loving song where you go low and I go high!”
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Andrew: “Wow. It’s very Trumpy”
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Andrew: “You play with me? You play with fire! And, you just got burned!”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew talking as if his nose were pinched closed with a clothespin
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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned by way of the “Phamdemort” nickname and Andrew adds the “Yahweh” nickname
Andrew and Luke: “It looks like this will… kinda… scratch that Monk itch for you… By the way… No!”
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Andrew and Luke: South Park creators Trey and Whatever McFaces
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Andrew and Luke: “Yahweh… or the highway! (No, you are not)”
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Luke: “BYOS”
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Luke: Cute laugh
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Luke: Cute laugh #2
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Luke: “Go bagels. Go eat a Mariner”
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Luke: “Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio… Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe”
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Luke: “I was fartin’ through silk”
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Luke: “If, if, if… I go quiet on the microphone and then there’s a thump… that’s me passing out due to heat exhaustion”
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Luke: “Judge, jury and Cornholio?”
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Luke: “Leonard Bernstein!”
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Luke: Making an angry, disapproving sound
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Luke: “Mama mia! I’m good at this”
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Luke: “Mighty warrior, dressed for battle… Holy Lord of All is thee”
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Luke: Saying “Angela!” as Tony Danza
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Luke: Saying “Fire! Fire! Yeah! Yeah!” as Beavis
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Luke: Singing “Yah Mo B There”
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Luke: “This is going way back. This is like a Luke Burbank age twenty-two move”
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Luke: “You, you, you mess with the bull, you e-mail the bull sound effects, you get the horns… Phamdemort”
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Luke and Andrew: “Come on! You’re taking ten percent of my lawn mowing money (Right) for some spaghetti monster?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Did I? Am I… (Were you?) crazy? Did I… I forgot to do Donors of the Day yesterday, didn’t I? You did, yes”
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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for sending the Sound Machine sound effect audio files over to Luke (and Andrew)
Luke and Andrew: “If you can tell that a Burbank’s been there; you get (Oh, man) those sheets changed, my friend”
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Luke and Andrew: “Taargüs? Taargüs, Taargüs!”
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