Andrew: “A Whirling Dervish of Apology?”
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Andrew: “Alright, what’s the, what do I… what should I do here with my headphones? Right now, I got one ear on, one ear off. Should I have two ears on? No ears? What’s the best headphone look for me?”
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Andrew: “And, something… wet touches… my finger”
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Andrew: “Get your own podcast, Nora!”
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Andrew: “I think I was trying not to sweat on the producer”
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Andrew: “I’m putting that on my résumé! That’s awesome!”
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Andrew: “It was really gross!!”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Oh, the Booger-mobile?”
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Andrew: “Thanks, Chris! You’re the best!”
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Andrew: “This is getting weird, though”
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Andrew: “This is my worst nightmare!”
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Andrew: “This was a bad hangover”
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Andrew and Luke: “And, look! I’m not sniffling and coughing… I just don’t know what planet I’m on. Yes”
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Andrew and Luke: “I gave him ample time to clean it up, while I was shopping… and, I came home to the same booger… That’s three stars… What if it was a different booger? Three…”
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Andrew and Luke: “It is… disgusting! It is terrible… Thanks for asking”
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Andrew and Luke: “That’s true!? That happened! You were there! No, I didn’t hear that part”
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Andrew and Luke: “You graduated magna cum laude, I believe. Am I correct on that? Magna cum louder. Oh, shit! Still got it”
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Andrew, Luke and Nora McInerny: Andrew’s sweat stained Cleveland Browns shirt at Mancini’s story
Kristina Lopez: Saying “Oh my God!” in a Minnesotan accent
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Kristina Lopez: “You’re you and your brother’s your brother”
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Kristina Lopez, Luke and Andrew: Pronouncing the word “Drawing”
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Luke: “Are you ready for that mindfuck?”
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Luke: “Baba Booey!!”
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Luke: “Dude… I am buzzing”
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Luke: “I just lost my shit”
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Luke: Singing “Have I told you lately that I was hospitalized?”
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Luke: “The crowd goes fucking wild”
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Luke: “This… place is a real, real crap-shack”
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Luke: “What a messed up world that would be”
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Luke: “Yeah. Great. What… can’t that… motherfucker do”
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Luke and Andrew: “Are you high as balls right now? I kind of am”
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Luke and Andrew: “Do you need some alcohol; or, are you high enough on drugs? I’ve, I’m on a very potent mixture right now. Thank you (Okay. Good)”
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Luke and Nora McInerny: “George Thorogood’s ‘Bad to the Bone’… (Oh, God!) Such a shit-bag song”
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Nora McInerny: “Bitch, we live… on a street… People can park wherever they want, dude. Wherever they want!”
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Nora McInerny: “I’m so vulnerable to being murdered by a husband”
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Nora McInerny: “It’s just one big staircase!”
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Nora McInerny and Andrew: “Are you a Luke… or are you an Andrew? And, I said, ‘I’m a Luke; but… wouldn’t we all like to be an Andrew’. What!!?”
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Steve Neuman: “I’m very Minnesotan. It’s… it hurts to be praised. You don’t want that to happen… because, then people think you’re cool.. and, then, you’re sad”
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