Andrew: “At least, Seattle still has a little bit of its… bastard charm”
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Andrew: “Cuz, I get real… I get real… kinda… sarcastic”
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Andrew: “Cuz, I was so goddamn grumpy… about it”
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Andrew: “Hey, let me ask you a question. It’s kind of a personal question… Do you have a mouth? Does somebody on your holiday shopping list have a mouth? And, do those mouths, respectively… have teeth in them?”
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Andrew: “I know that I’m a sensitive… soul over here and I don’t like being hollered at; but, you gotta trust me, I was being hollered at!”
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Andrew: “I was being hollered at!”
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Andrew: “I was just feeling a little crank yankers yesterday, anyway”
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Andrew: “I’m a… complicated creature”
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Andrew: “It’s sort of a Luke move”
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Andrew: “Please don’t… let this… let this good deed go… punished”
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Andrew: Reading the copy of a Bumble app flyer that looks like a parking ticket
Andrew: “Son of a gun!”
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Andrew: “This is where I am a sick man”
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Andrew: “Wait… Oh! Yeah! Wheels up! Holy shit!”
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Andrew: Whispering “Dude! Alright… Let’s get into this”
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Andrew: “You can’t use your middle finger in somebody else’s car”
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Andrew: “You can’t use your middle finger in somebody else’s car, especially a stranger’s car”
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Andrew and Luke: “I think that we’re kind of an asshole generation. I think as Gen Xs, we roll our eyes (Yeah) at everything”
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Andrew and Luke: “I’m fascinated to think that there is the right thwacking sound out there for you. You just haven’t met it yet… And, (Yeah) one of these days, you’re just gonna be walking along, and, all of a sudden, it’s gonna be like… That’s the one… Can I now, please… (Yep) hire your dancing lady”
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Luke: “Cooch”
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Luke: “Cooch” #2
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Luke: “Here’s a picture of a steak, libtard!!”
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Luke: “It makes me deeply embarrassed”
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Luke: “No good deed goes… punished?”
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Luke: “Oh, that’s why… these people make… the money… and, I make the podcart”
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Luke: Saying “Sorry!” in a funny manner
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Luke: “Thank you, babies… for making… TBTL… possible”
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Luke and Andrew: “Did you… see the supercut… of us saying ‘cooch;’ which, I will… have to play for you at some point. I say that it came in; but, I didn’t listen to it”
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Luke and Andrew: “I have questions; and, you better have answers for me (Yeah, we’ll see) on the other side of this break”
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Luke and Andrew: “Like, I… I… saw a guy with a man bun and I didn’t even punch him, Andrew. (Hmm) I mean, this is growth”
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