Andrew: “Goddamnit, Walsh. Don’t do an aside here”
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Andrew: “Homer Simpson had a… great quote… about… trying and failing and… then just not trying anymore. That would be very appropriate right now, if I could remember it”
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Andrew: “I think I can keep it clean today. I think so”
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Andrew: “I was, like, raging”
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Andrew: “I’m going bold here. Every time I say something like this, I’m wrong”
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Andrew: “I’m sorry… but, we live in an imperfect world”
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Andrew: “Just chuck me a nugg, dude”
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Andrew: “This show is a hundred percent blabber, but zero fill”
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Andrew and Luke: “It’s been too long… (Yeah!) bass drop”
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Luke: “Alvin!!”
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Luke: “And, we are so happy… to have you here… with us on episode two-thousand, eight-hundred and thirteen in a collector’s series (Let the fun begin)” [ed: Nope]
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Luke: “David, formerly from the basement. DFFTB”
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Luke: “God! I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom”
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Luke: “I know that I’m not coming off as likable at all here; and, I apologize”
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Luke: “I rest my case”
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Luke: “It hurts me too much to try and fail; so, my answer is to just not try”
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Luke: “Jalapeño, jalapeño… jalapeño”
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Luke: “No, I once got buzzed into a Burger King bathroom”
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Luke: Reciting lyrics from “Humpty Dance”
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Luke: Saying “A lot of people have reached out to me, Andrew… and told me that I’m right” as Donald Trump
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Luke: “She’s basically my new wife”
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Luke: “Whenever there’s trouble, we’re there on the double. We’re the Podcast Gang… If you’ve got the crime, we’ve got the time… we’re the TBTL Gang”
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Luke: “Yes!”
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Luke and Andrew: “If you can’t… handle the heat, get out of the Canyonero. Yeah. Right. Thank you. Now, I… have a show title”
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