Clips From TBTL #2850

Andrew: “Buckle up, America”

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Andrew: “He’s still Chet Haze-ing it up”

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Andrew: “I don’t think you’re acting like a weirdo here”

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Andrew: “I find chunks of guys like you in my stool”

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Andrew: “I hate pictures of myself”

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Andrew: “I know that this show is now just evolved into me cracking up at a… a Twitter video that nobody else can see; but, this is goddamn delightful”

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Andrew: “I mean, that can’t be the first time, right?”

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Andrew: “I’m obviously going nowhere in my life; so, you should not listen to me when it comes to this stuff”

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Andrew: “Maybe I am just coming off as, like, a… total unreasonable snowflake here”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit, no!”

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Andrew: Singing “I’ll build a spoon for you”

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Andrew: Singing “I’ll make a spoon for you”

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Andrew: “That makes more sense”

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Andrew: “Wanna say, ‘crouch cream'”

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Andrew: “We were the young ones”

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Andrew: “Were you the one telling me? Somebody was just telling me. I swear I heard a news story second or third-hand. So… buckle up, America”

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Andrew: “What does it do for your breath if you eat punks like you… for breakfast; cuz, that’s what I do, Luke. I eat punks like you for breakfast”

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Andrew: “When I type the phrase, ‘I find chunks of guys like you in my stool’… God, I hate… Sometimes I… I do love my job… Sometimes, I… maybe hate myself”

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Andrew: “You cannot!! You cannot have swords on this flight!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Good morning. I almost, I was trying to think. I was racking my brain… trying to think of, like, some… dumb thing I could say that would sound like a drop of me saying something dumb on a previous episode… But, the problem is, I’ve never said anything dumb… on previous episodes. So… here we are (Yep)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I find chunks of guys like you in my stool (Yes)”

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Luke: “Don’t… don’t go into it. Don’t do it. Don’t go into it. Okay. Really quickly”

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Luke: “Hit me up on my Finsta”

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Luke: “I forgot to bring a mini-to-mini cable”

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Luke: “I just… ate it up… with a spoon”

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Luke: “Man, did I feel smug this morning”

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Luke: Quietly saying “Dear God, I’m so old… So old!”

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Luke: Singing “Ooh, boy, I love you so. I’m never ever ever gonna let you go”

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Luke: “That was a thought that floated through my brain that I wasn’t capable of tamping down… So, thank you for… letting me get that out”

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Luke: “That’s a middle-aged dude staring back at me”

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Luke: “The unprotected sex of phones… The raw-dogging of phones”

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Luke: “What… the actual… eff”

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Luke: “What’s wrong with me?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just look like I’m forty-two years old. I was just, like… (Yeah. You are!) I know!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “You know I made a spoon for you” and Andrew saying “Exactly”

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