Andrew: “And, what was underneath there–better… than a clean-up dog; but, a clean-up sausage”
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Andrew: “Be the bummer you wanna beat up”
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Andrew: “Genevieve had the Spotify account bumping on the inside of the house”
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Andrew: “I mean, I’m not trying to be the bummer that I am in life”
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Andrew: “I’m just so bad at asking for things!”
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Andrew: “It was a Chrimbus miracle”
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Andrew: “Oh, damn!”
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Andrew: “Oh, no. Like, am I just being a, am I just being a blabbermouth?”
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Andrew: Saying “Well, whatever’s in the kitchen” in a gruff manner
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Andrew: “Teshing your patience”
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Andrew: “This is some intelligence for your Tesh”
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Andrew: “We could have a snore-off”
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Andrew: “Yeah, I love ghosting”
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Andrew: “Yep!”
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Andrew: “You put the realism into magical realism with that, with that story”
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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know; but, if we whisper, we’ll get away with it! (…whisper it!)”
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Andrew and Luke: “I was Fanatic-ing the grill… The way you were Gritty-ing the grill”
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Andrew and Luke: Welcoming new listeners that may have just stopped listening after Luke’s beautiful, purple balls talk at the very start
Andrew and Luke: “What I’m trying to do here, in case the listeners not following along, is I’m trying to break you mentally… so, that… (Mmm-hmm!) you can’t do these gigs anymore”
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Luke: “A man for boobies”
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Luke: “All of the guys in the book, the older man… are just out… sunning… their… beautiful, purple balls… like, sunning… their… herniated testicles”
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Luke: “Are you shitting me? Whole Foods Voodoo vegan sandwich?”
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Luke: “Be the bummer you want to see”
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Luke: “Give me five minutes, you son of a bitch”
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Luke: “I feel like I was going somewhere with that; but… but, I guess that was… The fact that I don’t have any more words to say about that is an indication that… that observation is done”
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Luke: “Obvs”
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Luke: “Ooh! Thanks a lot, Obama!”
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Luke: “Red alert… Red alert… Actual topics… are in danger of being ignored”
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Luke: “Some weird, derping dingus!”
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Luke: “Sorry this is how we’re starting the week, everybody”
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Luke: “That’s the way my screwed up brain works”
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Luke and Andrew: “But, that’s way different than your going in front of five hundred or a thousand people… (Mmm-hmm) and, and, doing, like, lines… So… You guys were doing lines!? Geez! (Well) No wonder you weren’t nervous!”
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