Andrew: “Because, anytime anything gets uncomfortable, I have to make jokes. It’s the only way I know how to survive”
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Andrew: “Hey, listen pally!”
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Andrew: “It’s a sweet, little playback machine here”
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Andrew: “Oh, no! Geez, I’m still learning”
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Andrew: “Oh, yeah. A chair? I need one too”
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Andrew: “Phishing begets phishing”
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Andrew: Saying “Tick talk” in a funny manner
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Andrew: “That’s counter-intuitive, my friend”
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Andrew: “The Subconscious… Lee”
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Andrew: “This is so boring. I… I don’t care”
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Andrew: “Tsk tsk tsk”
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Andrew: “Was that interesting? No”
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Andrew: “Where are we… Where are going–What is this all about?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, so they have your deets! This isn’t just some other guy named… Buke Lurbank; who, also says ‘Voltswagen’ on Reddit. (Mmm-hmm) Like, this is you!”
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Luke: “Arrgggh!!”
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Luke: “Get in!”
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Luke: “I don’t like Experian; and, Experian doesn’t like me”
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Luke: “I like to be able to control how everybody thinks about me… Cuz, then, I can make sure they’re thinking the right thoughts about me. And, then, I’m gonna be okay”
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Luke: “I texted it to you, in print!”
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Luke: “It’s Fri-yay, everybody!”
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Luke: Saying “I don’t have a lavelier” as Andy Rooney or Gilbert Gottfried
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Luke: Saying “My, my head hurts” in a high-pitched voice
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Luke: Saying “Tick talk” in a funny manner
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Luke: “Shit went down yesterday”
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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for making a ‘tick talk’ spoof that Luke had also, supposedly, texted to Andrew