Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “Barry, these teas are mwah!”

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Andrew: “Ewww!”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke! How do you feel about hibiscus?”

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Andrew: “I’m so sorry, Mayor… we’re not using that word anymore”

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Andrew: “It’s a lotta Bs, dude”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing #4

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Andrew: Laughing #5

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Andrew: “Mwah!”

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Andrew: “No, I’m not doing it. I’m not doing it!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, Luke. This is really embarrassing”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: Saying “Hibiscus!” in a funny, drawn out manner

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Andrew: “Shoot! That never occurred to me”

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Andrew: Singing the bass line to Pink Floyd’s “Money”

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Andrew: “That is a classic… scam!”

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Andrew: “That’s my Waterloo”

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Andrew: “What does that mean!?”

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Andrew: “What the hell!?”

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Luke: “Also got… Bumpuses on the brain”

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Luke: “Crazy Bob’s Bitcoins… We’re overstocked! Our manager’s out of town”

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Luke: “Did she use Titcoin? I hope so”

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Luke: “Focus on Titcoin!”

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Luke: Funny laugh

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Luke: “Hey, I just remembered a thing I know less about than cryptocurrency; and, it’s the history of Zapp and Roger”

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Luke: “I bought some… Bitcoin last night!”

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Luke: “I mean, holy… holy guacamole”

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Luke: “I’m not even kidding… and, this is because, I am a person who is only lightly… tethered to reality, Andrew… Which is the n–is the nice new way of saying I’m crazy”

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Luke: “It’s a Litecoin”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Lemme say, lemme defend myself… in a way that will mildly racist”

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Luke: “Major apologies in advance for how much of this I’m gonna get wrong”

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Luke: “Napoleon… you can leave!”

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Luke: “Rip-dip-da-lip-dip-dip-dip”

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Luke: “Rip-dip-da-lip-dip-dip-dip, it’s your Blursday”

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Luke: Saying “How much for one Bitcoin?” as Chris Rock

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Luke: Saying “Oh, yeah, yeah! Bitcoin. Bitcoin” as Paul Shaffer

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Luke: “Paul… Paul, do you do the Bitcoin? Do you enjoy the Bitcoin?” as David Letterman

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Luke: Singing “MAME!”

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Luke: “Wait… how does this work? Do you guys know? Rudy and Daisy? Oh, God… they’re no help. I’m gonna have to just figure this out on my own”

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Luke: “You know, there’s a right way to rock; and, a wrong way… to say… that this was a chain restaurant. And, I was wrong”

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Luke and Andrew: “Although, I think they may have mined almost of the Bitcoins there are to mine now… What does that mean!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “It bends… towards Titcoin. Come on”

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Luke and Andrew: “My ship may have come in, bro! You have the crypto-touch… Everything you touch turns into cryptocurrency”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ooh, can we go out with ‘Waterloo’ by ABBA? Yes we can!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We, we’re not even in sync. So, this is gonna get very jazzy, very fast. Oh, no! Are you thinking that this might not sound good? Shoot! That never occurred to me”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wow! All I can say is ‘Wow!’ (Wow!)”

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Andrew: “All of the gray paint… around this area starts coming up from the floor… You know what’s not fucking moving? The dollop… The dollop remains! I am now, I am now… wiping away the paint of the floor; while, this thing, remains there”

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Andrew: “Aw, beans! I could talk about beans all day”

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Andrew: “Can I just remind you that I did not give up on the poop dollop this morning?”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Don’t misuse that”

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Andrew: “Don’t put stank on that so we can’t use it other times”

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Andrew: “I didn’t want to spend my… morning doing this!”

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Andrew: “I used, I used to drug myself with pho”

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Andrew: “I was, I turned it down really quickly; cuz, I thought maybe, is that gonna… Is that some sort of new remix where it’s gonna get dirty… about pecking all day long?”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry. This is gross”

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Andrew: Imitating Woody Woodpecker’s laugh

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Let’s move! Let’s move on!”

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Andrew: “Like, my brain will not let me podcast if there is… exposed poop in the house”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! You wanna go to the Cat Box Rodeo? Mmm… no. No, I don’t”

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Andrew: “Oh, it feels good to laugh again, though”

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Andrew: “The name Andy just underscored all of that. It cemented it; just like cat poo on a painted floor”

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Andrew: “The Obama needs work”

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Andrew: “This is a gross story”

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Andrew: “Wait ’til you hear what an idiot I am”

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Andrew: “Wait a second… What’s going… That’s not the original!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, no. I’m Petey… mothertrucker”

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Andrew: “Yikes… Yikes”

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Andrew: “You told me that this was a, this had a built-in pottery studio… No, no, no. I said it had a poddery studio. It’s where one pods”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s a cat box rodeo! (Cat… box… rodeo!) Exactly”

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Andrew and Luke: Jumping right into cat feces talk at the top of the show

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Andrew and Luke: “Mvalo (Mvalo?) Mvalo, (Mvalo, Mvalo, Mvalo!) it means hello and goodbye, I think. Goodbye! (Goodbye!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sorry, this is gross as it’s gonna get, I think… it looked one of my cats had a softer stool at some point in the last twenty-four (Oooh!) hours. Maybe… as he or she (Ooooh!) was leaving the… Don’t misuse that. As he or she… don’t put stank on that so we can’t use it other times”

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Andrew and Luke: Third leg of the stool

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Andrew and Luke: “This isn’t my first, (Okay) you know, cat box rodeo”

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Luke: “Day three of hashtag… Bumpus Life”

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Luke: “He’s the one who pecks”

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Luke: Imitating Woody Woodpecker’s laugh

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Luke: “Lurnk Burnkburnk”

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Luke: “Oh, buddy… Oh, my simple friend”

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Luke: “Oh, don’t mind me. Just… you know these stairs with these old bones”

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Luke: “Okay. Here we go, everybody”

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Luke: “Problem solved!”

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Luke: “Psych!”

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Luke: Saying “Lurnk… we do not have time… for this silliness” as Barack Obama

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Luke: Saying “This episode… two-thousand six-hundred sixteen… wouldn’t, wouldn’t happen… without all of you” as Barack Obama

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Luke: “You were putting in some time in the D Leagues, the Dookie Leagues”

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Luke and Andrew: “Goodbye! (Goodbye!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m your host, Lurnk Burburnk! (Lurnk Burburnk)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke does an impression of Barack Obama and Andrew thinks that it is horrible

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thinks Woody Woodpecker is a horrible person

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Luke and Andrew: “The news… as… we… scrape… it! (As… we… scrape… it)”

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Luke and Andrew: “What would you call that… the sound Woody Woodpecker makes? I would call it a Marsupial Gurgle… Would you? Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew: “Do I have to answer that?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Nope”

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Andrew: “Fine… Fine! Let’s… You know what? Let’s end… let’s end this show”

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Andrew: “Get outta my face with that good tasting, modern Listerine! I like the yellow stuff!! The stuff that you can’t even put in your mouth without crying”

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Andrew: “Ha!!”

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Andrew: “How are Luke and Andrew and Window Guy gonna get on the big team?”

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Andrew: “How are you doing!?”

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Andrew: “Hrmmmm”

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Andrew: “Hunh!”

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Andrew: “I hear a little broken Walkman Andy… in Superbuzz, or whatever”

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Andrew: “I just got owned!!”

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Andrew: “I just… I just pounded a banh mi sandwich from the place across the street from me”

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Andrew: “I told you!!”

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Andrew: “I wuv you”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Lurnk Burburnk ur-mail”

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Andrew: Making a funny sound

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Andrew: Saying “I’m in love with the zoodle” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “Pretty, pretty” as Larry David

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Andrew: “See? I already–I’m turning cool. I said, ‘Kickin””

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Andrew: “Violent Crumble, this is family!!”

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Andrew: “When it’s sunny in the city… it’s gonna get pretty, up in Bellingham”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, I have some good news for you, I think. Oh, good”

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Andrew and Luke: “I just did a quick search on ‘Violent Crumble’… and, I’m not seeing anything. So, I think that’s a great name for a movie. That’s the third member of ICP. Whoop, whoop! Oh, God! Violent Crumble, this is family!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I love your story. It’s a beautiful story. I love stuff like that… (Thank you, Shatner)”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Ain’t nobody got time for that!”

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Luke: “And, you are gonna laugh and laugh the whole time”

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Luke: “Block out the haters”

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Luke: “Bumpuses! Get in here! It’s time to do the show! Oh, hi, everybody. Sorry… I didn’t realize this was on”

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Luke: “Eeuugh”

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Luke: “Imagine that!!!”

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Luke: “Is this the day I’m gonna just drink this and go straight Kitty Dukakis on it”

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Luke: Making an explosion sound

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Luke: “Of course!”

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Luke: “Oh my God in heaven, Andrew”

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Luke: “Rip-dip-da-lip-dip-dip-dip”

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Luke: “Rip-dip-da-lip-dip-dip-dip… it was your birthday, yesterday”

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Luke: Saying “Come over here, little children. I’ve got some chalk for you” as in elderly man

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Luke: Saying “Hawaii” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Hey… I just met you… this is crazy… but, here’s my number… so fax me maybe”

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Luke: “So, I saw an opportunity to try to mow the lawn… because, I knew… we were gonna be… back at it again with the white Vans today”

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Luke: Whispering “It was so good!”

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Luke: “Wow”

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Luke: “Yes, sir!”

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Luke and Andrew: Finally figuring out that Necco stands for New England Confectionary Company

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s why you have the reservation. Right! Exactly what I was thinking of”

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Luke and Andrew: “The PuckerButt Pepper Company (Nope)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re welcome, ASMR fans… This one’s for you, Sammy!”

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Luke: “Geez, Louise… It’s time for one of these again? Already? Well, alright. Here we go”

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Luke: “God! That’s hilarious”

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Luke: “He’s known for his drawings of tall ships, their grace… and… their… power?”

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Luke: “If you, if you, if you go back and to the left… back and to the left, at about the one minute forty second mark”

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Luke: Imitating a burp

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Luke: Imitating a burp #2

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Luke: “It was like Small Wonder; but, with higher stakes. It was like Small Wonder; but, with higher stakes”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Profile!? Not flattering!”

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Luke: Saying “By the way!!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “And, she starts to cry”

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Luke: Singing “Chain closed!!”

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Luke: Singing “Chain says!!!”

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Luke: Singing “Chain says!”

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Luke: “There’s a terrible picture of me that lives on their phone”

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Luke: “These people aren’t your friends… Inhaling thrills through twenty dollar bills”

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Luke: “This guy is… seriously rolling the dice here! I can’t believe this!!”

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Luke: “Wait. What!?”

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Luke: “We have the world’s most… high-tech Dyson; it’s called Rudy”

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Luke: “What the hell!? What!?”

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Luke: “WTF?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alexandra Malo… of Brooklyn, New York. Ooh… dat’s a cool last name. Mahalo, Malo”

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Luke and Andrew: Chain Link Addiction and Jane’s Addiction

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Luke and Andrew: “Dude, it’s like a Zapruder film… (I know!) or something!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I want you to know that that whole conversation between me and Billy Bush… that was just locker room burps. It was just locker room burps”

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Luke and Andrew: “Look who’s putting in the extra effort today, Walsh? Where’s your parade!?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thought that Missouri starts with “Mo”

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Luke and Andrew: “What’s in your wallet? I hate that so much!”

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Andrew: “Alex’s version of me is so much cooler than the real me”

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Andrew: “And, I look like I have a salami in my mouth while that was being taken”

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Andrew: “And, she’ll always love Jen more than Andrew. No, I’m just joking… I’m just teasing”

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Andrew: “Are we on the air?”

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Andrew: “But, you’ve got to get all that sticky off. Otherwise, it’s gonna collect… years, or in this case, decades, of dust; and, you’re gonna have this gross thing on the front of your album”

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Andrew: Cute laugh

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Andrew: “Don’t talk too fast”

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Andrew: “He really likes to put the stink on it; and, I appreciate that”

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Andrew: “Hello! I gotta be careful today… gotta be careful”

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Andrew: “Hello! I gotta be careful today… gotta be careful. I just drank two cups of coffee… it’s a lot more than I usually drink. I’ve been on a tea kick for a while. So, I am feeling… well, I’m feeling like I’m gonna talk way too fast; unless, I think to myself, every moment… ‘Don’t talk too fast'”

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Andrew: “I didn’t read the article. I just like it when you tell me stories… so, tell me that part of the story, Lukles!”

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Andrew: “I just found that, um, I spilled, um… stir-fry sauce all over my pants while cooking last night and I’m still wearing said pants”

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Andrew: “I was a ten hole… I was a ten hole”

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Andrew: “I was a ten hole… I was a ten hole… boot… guy”

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Andrew: “I was in my head about it little bit”

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Andrew: “I was very proud of this joke, which was… ‘The music ranged from folk… to folk-rock… to neo-folk…’ In other words, it wasn’t that big of a range. Andrew… you dry… catty B”

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Andrew: “It’s been forever since I’ve heard this song. It’s so good!”

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Andrew: “Just… throw it away! Just go to Best Buy and buy another copy of The Postal Service CD. It’s good for Ben, it’s good for Jimmy… and, it’s good for your mental health”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Okay, we’ll just keep it under–we’ll keep the album under us for the rest of the show… probably not”

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Andrew: “Peace and love… Peace and love. No more selfies”

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Andrew: “Remember, I’m always here watching you… Now, now, go to the bathroom”

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Andrew: “There is so much bullshit in that commercial”

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Andrew: “This is all building up to a really lame joke”

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Andrew: Tongue clicking

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Andrew: “Wow! Ho! Wow!”

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Andrew: “You can sign it, ‘Lurnk Burburnk'”

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Andrew: “You know me… I remember every joke that I’ve ever told, that I thought was somewhat good”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna think I’m lying… because… you would think nobody would live their life this way”

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Andrew: “You’re just spoofing; so, I don’t have to give a real answer to that”

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Andrew and Luke: “Holy shit! Send it back to hell! (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: Joking that they recently signed divorce papers with each other

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Andrew and Luke: “Ooh, did I just hear the rumble bugs? What do you call them? You did. You heard the bumpuses. The bumpuses. You… you heard the bumpuses”

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