Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “But, come on, man!!”

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Andrew: “God, I’m so… God, I’m, like, hungry to fill out this fucking form!”

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Andrew: “Hey, man… I saw that Linh had sent you that drop. I was… I was hoping (Ooooh!) you weren’t gonna use it. I, um…”

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Andrew: “Holy shit… that person just bit Beyoncé!”

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Andrew: “How do you… how do you just go through life selling stuff that you say is in working order when it’s not. Who is this person!? How do they sleep at night!?”

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Andrew: “I gotta stop… trying to relive my youth. It turns out that everything is terrible and it was even worse before”

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Andrew: “I was the only one who bid on this piece of crap”

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Andrew: “It doesn’t have, like, a clip; so, I can’t wear it on my belt and jauntily walk down Broadway”

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Andrew: “It’s got these good, like… chunky buttons”

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Andrew: “It’s pronounced, ‘Cthulhu'”

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Andrew: “Like, there’s nothing in there that would indicate that this is a good looking thing that doesn’t do shit”

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Andrew: “My Go–No, it doesn’t work”

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Andrew: “No, I haven’t… you know, (Ooooh!) I can’t… it’s really hard for me. Explicit”

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Andrew: “Oh, no… that’s gonna get me in trouble”

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Andrew: “Peace and love. Important announcement”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Explicit. Ooh!”

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Andrew: Singing “Daddy’s voice is gruff and funny; and, the only words I understand are ‘God’ and ‘damn’ and ‘Christmas'”

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Andrew: “That’s not funny, Luke”

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Andrew: “Uuuuuughh, goddamn!”

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Andrew: “Watch out, eBay! You’re about to get flamed! Well, that guy on eBay is”

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Andrew: “Which, I won’t share any of those memories with you; because, you weren’t there for them… and, the listeners weren’t there for them; and, that wouldn’t be interesting”

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Andrew: “You know, I get obsessed with weird things”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew asking the listeners to not buy and send him stuff and Luke wants all of the Christian Rap CDs

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew telling an apple water/iWater joke

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, that was like, that was freaking public radio level shit right there. Wow! Watch out Fresh Air! Good for us! We finally did something that wasn’t terrible”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s not moving… Ohhh!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Shades of Quincy! Major flashes of Q!”

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Andrew and Luke: “That is (Oh, man!) one of the biggest fucking disappointments that I’ve had in a while!”

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During the e-mail segment of the show, Luke and Andrew played two listener voicemail messages in which Listener Carolynn performed a barbershop quartet version of the “Lukles McGoockles for Sale” song that Luke’s mom would sing and Listener Ryan playing a song he created with Luke and Andrew beeping and booping (with the help of clips from this site).

Listener Carolynn: Barbershop quartet version of “Lukles McGoockles for Sale”

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Listener Ryan: Beeping and Booping Song

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Luke: “A rainy… crummy… nasty… Monday”

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Luke: “And then, I just went, ‘Hulk, smash!'”

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Luke: “Did I… Jack Nicholson in The Shining this place? Did I create it with my mind?”

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Luke: “Explicit… Ooooh!”

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Luke: “First, I was like, ‘I will sacrifice… my best smoke detector;’ and then, a burning bush said, ‘Nah… nah. Swerve on that, bro'”

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Luke: “Guess who I get to see this weekend… my family!”

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Luke: “I guess I have until Friday, everyone; so… you better enjoy me while you got me”

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Luke: “I’m a narcissist”

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Luke: Mimicking Andrew’s “Ha-haa!”

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Luke: “Mom, do you love Michael Landon more than you love Daddy?”

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Luke: “My goodness… You are wet… and… I thought… you smelled bad on the outside, my friend”

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Luke: “Nah… nah. Swerve on that, bro”

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Luke: “Oh, latitudes are fat, right? Lat, lat, fat”

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Luke: Singing “G-E-T Q-U-I-P… G-E-T Q-U-I-P!”

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Luke: Singing “Nightswimming. Deserves a quiet night”

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Luke: Singing “Radio Free Europe”

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Luke: Wanting to talk to the listeners about something while Andrew is away from the mic

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Luke: “We have a way of fixing those smoke detectors… here at Burbank Springs… it’s called: smashing them with a giant rock!”

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Luke: “You really, really like us!”

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Luke and Andrew: “How about this, real quick… we’ll… Actually, you know what? Let’s do… I love it! What are we doing?”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s… the work of a crazy person! (Kind of!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, it really was. I smote it! God… God, steady my hand… if it be your will!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You don’t wanna be at the south end of a northbound… questionable dishwasher. No, I don’t”

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Andrew: “But… do you have a but?”

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Andrew: Disappointed “No”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Hey-oh!”

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Andrew: “Genevieve, get in here! Tetris! Tetris!”

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Andrew: “God, steady my hand… if it be your will!!”

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Andrew: “I boop-booped this together for y’all”

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Andrew: “I boop-booped this together for y’all… just doinking around on my boop-boop”

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Andrew: “I love it! I love it!”

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Andrew: “I think that latitude is the rule that we never ask either other questions we don’t know the answer to on the show”

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Andrew: “If I’m being honest with you, Andrew… I don’t think I like this song”

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Andrew: “Just one of those things. Every time I think I got something to share with the world, Luke”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Lewis!”

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Andrew: “My, my last two pronunciations were just… grunted noises”

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Andrew: “Oh, ‘Explicit’!”

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Andrew: “Oh, ‘Explicit’! Ooooh!”

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Andrew: “Oh, great!”

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Andrew: “Ooooh!”

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Andrew: Reading Listener Ryan’s Marsupial Gurgle shout out

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Andrew: “Rumor has it, these folks are not in the business of not giving money back to people”

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Andrew: Saying “Hello, Luke… Hello” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Singing “Everyone loves a Quip… You’re gonna love your Quip”

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Andrew: “Tomorrow, not now!?”

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Andrew: “Turn the Quip up in my headphones!”

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Andrew: “Two and a Half Full Houses”

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Andrew: “You know me, I love… dinking around with computers!”

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Andrew: “You know, I like order. I like, so… moving is a… I think, an exercise in… creating order, then creating chaos, then creating order out of the chaos over and over again”

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Andrew: “You’re absolutely right about everything”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Oh, ‘Explicit’! Ooooh!”, Luke asking for that clip and Andrew not wanting it done

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s my Walkman!! You expect me not to open (Let’s just open it tomorrow!) this box for twenty-four hours?!? I’ve been waiting for this thing forever!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Lafayette (Lafayette?) That sounds like that would either be in… Louisiana or Indiana. Umm. Something that ends in ‘-ana'”

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Andrew and Luke: Saying “Lafayette” in near-unison

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Andrew and Luke: “Should I play this mashup that our friend and listener Linh made… of us trying to say ‘Cthulhu’ on the show last week? I haven’t listened to it. Sure, why not.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, I mean it has a rhythm to it… (Thanks, Linh!) Linh, Linh throws these things together and they do end up having their own rhythm, don’t they”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’ve never been there, Luke… you’ve (Or…) never been there. I’ve always been there (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew: “A little sultry, man! That’s like a… that’s a full moon sax, right there!”

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Andrew: “And, then, what do you think happens next?”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit!”

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Andrew: “But, God! If you took my statements and apply them to other aspects of life, holy crap! I, that would be the most evil statement in the world”

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Andrew: “Cthulhu”

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Andrew: “Cthulhu” #2

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Andrew: “Cthulhu” #3

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Andrew: “Cthulhu” #4

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Andrew: “Goddamn, I’m in really some nasty territory here”

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Andrew: “Good story, Walsh”

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Andrew: “Hello, Lurnk!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if I should be embarrassed. Probably”

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Andrew: “I just couldn’t do things my way”

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Andrew: “I’m, like, real… victim blaming”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s do our audience a solid”

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Andrew: “Okay. Anyway, well good, good talk, Walsh”

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Andrew: “Since you’re already hollering at me for playing music that you hate, I gotta get this one off my chest”

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Andrew: Singing “I am responsible. I am accountable”

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Andrew: “This is where my own, like… nerd biases come in… like, if you are a huge nerd… God, why am I even… gonna say this!?”

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Andrew: “Will you be my dude friend?”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew: “Wow! I don’t know!”

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Andrew and Luke: “We were new… to American Public Radio. I was living in Los Angeles. You were in Port Townsend. And… It was a more innocent time. And, people talked like this”

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Luke: “And so, thank you very, very much from the bottom… of our bank accounts”

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Luke: “And, we have got this guy… the co-dor of podcasting… the longest running Hodor of the show; known for this drawings of perch dinners, their grace and their splendor”

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Luke: “Cthulhu”

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Luke: “I don’t c… I don’t can remember”

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Luke: “Oh, man. Oh, Jesus! Come on, dude. Really?”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah”

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Luke: “She who hesitates is lost”

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Luke: Singing “I’m gonna pop some tags, only got twenty dollars in my pocket”

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Luke: Singing “It could ring your bell”

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Luke: “That’s what I know about that”

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Luke: “Three Bs and a P”

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Luke: “Uh-huh, uh-huh”

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Luke: “Wait a second. I’m… This is exactly the problem!!!”

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Luke: “What!!!?”

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Luke: “What I was going to say is… we been here… we been doing this… we been putting five of these bad boys out a week for a long, long time”

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Luke: “(When was the last time you shit your pants? Been a while?) Yes… it has. What have you heard?”

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Luke: “Who dis?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hello, my dude friend. Hello, Lurnk!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll have to switch to my other screen, Andrew! Oh my, God”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know… being dude friends is pretty awesome… Will you make me the happiest dude friend in the world? I would love to”

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Luke: “And thus… a new segment was born!”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: Cute laugh #2

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Luke: “Dude, with the like, buncha… tubes on his face”

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Luke: “I was really into Jem… is truly outrageous. Truly, truly, truly outrageous”

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Luke: “If I smoked more pot, I would watch Duck Tales once a day”

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Luke: “It’s a light opera”

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Luke: “It’s tipping! It’s tipping!!”

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Luke: “Lurnk… Lurnk”

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Luke: “Member of the KLM. Uh-huh, uh-huh”

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Luke: Mimicking Olive’s dream whimpering

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Luke: “My name is Cthulhu. How do you do!!?”

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Luke: Quietly saying “Don’t get mean, Burbank… don’t get mean”

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Luke: Saying “I was the one with Low-T” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Red alert! Red alert! Attempt to better self. Attempt to go outdoors. Abort! Abort!” in a computer voice

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Luke: Singing “Uh-huh, uh-huh”

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Luke: Singing the “On The Media” theme

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Luke: “The fluff came back for me”

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Luke: “There was a glitch in the Matrix”

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Luke: “They got me”

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Luke: “Whomp… there it is”

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Luke: “Yep… just a… sad Cthulhu”

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Luke and Andrew: “It is a homicide… and… the weapon of choice was swirly… The weapon of choice was purple nurple… Professor Plum… did it in the bathroom… with an atomic wedgie”

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Luke and Andrew: “Life is like a hurricane… you know? Mmm-hmm”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, you know what I realized about that, Andrew? What?”

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