Marsupial Gurgle

Luke: “Alexa… get the Itsy, Bitsy Spider ready for me. I’m coming in to do damage!”

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Luke: “Alright, T-Bone, time for some serious chomping”

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Luke: “Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah”

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Luke: “But, here’s the problem. This song… is so good! So good!”

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Luke: “Darn tootin’, I am!”

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Luke: “I consider myself an eye-contact muppet”

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Luke: “I legit LOL’d”

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Luke: “I, for one, welcome our robot overlords”

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Luke: “I’m probably a techie who does not… consider themselves to be a techie”

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Luke: “I’m… mad at it”

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Luke: “I’ve always known you to be a Bernie Bro”

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Luke: “It… really warms my heart to, to know that you’re thinking about me while you’re vacuuming”

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Luke: “None of it… is not enough… but, a lot of it is too much”

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Luke: “Prepare the throne!!!”

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Luke: Singing “Brady, Brady”

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Luke: Singing “Seahawk, Seahawk!”

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Luke: “So, let me just send out a thought-wave to the universe”

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Luke: “Was it in the Panama Papers? I don’t know”

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Luke: “We’re standing outside the Sprinter van… at Snoqualmie Pass!”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I can’t hang with that shit! Right. You kidding me?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Generally, people were poo-pooing it… Ahh, I get it! I love jokes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Have some self-respect! Exactly!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was trying to mess with you by saying it correctly… but, I can’t remember what correctly is. It… definitely has put me in a weird head-space”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m delicious! Poop in me!! Woo-hoo!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “These… five names I’m about to read to you… are… generous Live Wire fans who support (Come on, man!) the show… Did I just say Live Wire? Come on! I put up with a lot! I won’t put up with that. Fair”

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Andrew: “Aesthetically… Ethstetically? [ph] I can never say that word. I gotta remove it from my vocabulary”

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Andrew: “And then, he will just like totally be a small spoon to me”

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Andrew: “And, I’ll be the first one to tell ya… and, I am the first one to tell you that”

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Andrew: Andrew wanted to jump through the screen when Luke put Rudy on camera, and pet Rudy and say “Who’s a good Rudy? Are you a good Rudy? Who’s a good Rudy?”

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Andrew: “Come on! I put up with a lot! I won’t put up with that”

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Andrew: “Crapper Clapper, get ready!”

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Andrew: “Do you consider yourself… a… chaos muppet… or an order muppet?”

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Andrew: “Flush ‘er up!”

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Andrew: “God, that makes me so sad”

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Andrew: “I hate it so much”

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Andrew: “Jesus!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Near the beginning, when I was blubbering away”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. I haven’t even thought of that”

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Andrew: “Oh! Okay. Never mind”

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Andrew: “Poop in me!!”

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Andrew: “Put us on the whitelist”

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Andrew: “Say it’s fair to call these folks… ‘The Stallions That Mount the TBTL-a-thon’?”

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Andrew: “The Valley of the Theo”

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Andrew: “Trying to… not say the word ‘Newbie’ as much on this show; because, we’re constantly talking about newbs and newbies”

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Andrew: “Who’s a good Rudy? Are you a good Rudy? Who’s a good Rudy?”

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Andrew: “Yes!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Kristen Hampshire?! (Hampshire?!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Like, it’s so lazy! This person has a book that people are buying! Thanks, Obama”

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Andrew and Luke: “Warm it up, Clapper! I’m about too (I’m about too)”

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Luke: “Airwolf!”

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Luke: “Can you tell, by the way, that I’m… trying… to… find an audio drop for him; because, I forgot to do that today”

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Luke: “I’m gonna be honest with you”

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Luke: “Jesus, Mike!”

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Luke: Laughing and snickering

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Luke: Saying “Hey, we’re from TBTL!” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: Saying “I’m sorry. I can’t do that” in a Cockney accent

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Luke: “She’s the one that wrote that… earthquake piece that freaked everybody’s chili”

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Luke: Singing “Like a Rhinestone Big-Mouth”

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Luke: Singing “Rolling with the homies”

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Luke: Singing “Save tonight… ’bout the break of day. Come tomorrow… something something, something”

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Luke: “Sorry, vodka, you’ve lost this round… I can still remember”

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Luke: “We better be ready to rock when we rock it”

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Luke: “Well, fifty-two minutes in. This seems like a good time for it”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew highly disapproves of the name “TBTL Bonk-a-thon”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because, I can’t see Thom Yorke doing this, he just… And, I say this as a person whose bumped into Thom Yorke… two separate times, in the wild. Oh, that adds to the story. Thank you”

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Luke and Andrew: “How about ‘Bonking on Brain Juice’? Oh… God!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Listen, I, I… I trust these listeners more than I trust myself, I think (Sure) if I’m being honest”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “What the hell am I doing here?” and Andrew mimicking the guitar noise from Radiohead’s “Creep”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait a… ding-dang second (What?)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well… P… Pod-taan Death March, it is. For both? For all”

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Luke and Andrew: “You hit the wall, as it were; like, you just lose all of your energy… (Mmm-hmm) That’s called, ‘bonking’. Does that… does that help us? Nope”

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Luke and Andrew: “You just killed an hour… of… the TBTL Pod-taan Death March. Don’t! Stop! I don’t want that to stick”

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Luke and Andrew: “You said, ‘brain juice’ and ‘bonking’. What about ‘Brain Juice and Bonking’? Does that sound too sexual?”

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Andrew: “A squirt of brain juice”

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Andrew: “Be a big boy”

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Andrew: “Can you gimme just a little, just a little taste of that flavor?”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I’ve read about this before; but, I… I can’t remember what I read… Which, really raises the question: why do I read things?”

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Andrew: “God! You should just fire me for a day for not going there first… in this TBTL land”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “Hello, my dude”

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Andrew: “Huh… Huh!”

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Andrew: “I don’t care what you do”

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Andrew: “I got ‘Sucked Out’ right here”

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Andrew: “I just pulled… her out there at the end”

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Andrew: “I sleep the shit out of that weekend”

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Andrew: “I would apply the other side of copyright law to this. I like pretending like I have any idea how the law works”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna give you way too big of a hint here”

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Andrew: “If you don’t like the opening of M*A*S*H… stay away from Donny Darko, Burbank”

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Andrew: “Is there a name for the part of the race where your nipples start bleeding?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I think it was”

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Andrew: “Let’s call it boner humor”

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Andrew: “Not that I am the prudiest prude in the world”

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Andrew: “Oh, God… Regrets? I have a few”

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Andrew: “Oh, what was his name?”

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Andrew: “Richard Kind. Oh, right! How can I never remember his name!?”

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Andrew: Saying “How we gonna fill twenty-four hours… a content?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “It’s not alright… innit?” in a Cockney accent

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Andrew: Singing “This could be the last time”

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Andrew: “Sorry… Sorry. Sorry. Sorry”

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Andrew: “That’s what blows my mind”

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Andrew: “This will just be a chance for everybody to make fun of me”

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Andrew: “You know what I’m expecting is the unexpected, Luke”

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Andrew: “You’re the guy from the pizza shop!!! How’s it going?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I love the fact that we have juries who are ruling on vibes. Do we… do you… just when you say that out loud, it’s like, you think about the criminal justice system in this country”

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Andrew and Luke: “I wasn’t really paying attention to what you guys were doing on the radio… I wasn’t either”

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Andrew: “And, also, and this has nothing to do… with my snowflakiness or allegations against Franco; which, I don’t know anything about… literally, as… I just demonstrated”

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Andrew: “But, at the end of the day… like… that movie just ended up being like literally one big dick joke. Sort of, I dunno if you ever saw that movie… but… spoiler alert: it just ends on a giant, monster dick joke”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I used to be, used to be totally… per-cheese-a non grata… in my life! Hey-oh!”

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Andrew: “Do you see me now, Elaine!?”

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Andrew: “From my perspective, as Andrew Walsh, the idea of being a Tommy Wiseau-like character is… horrifying to me”

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Andrew: “Hey, can I ask you another question, while we’re just gazing at these here navels?”

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Andrew: “I know this is a weird show”

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Andrew: “I’m winging it here, people; and, I know people are gonna get angry”

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Andrew: Intentionally mispronouncing “Hors d’oeuvres”

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Andrew: “Is it his fault? It’s not his fault! He wasn’t doing it!”

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Andrew: “It sounds so twee!”

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Andrew: “It was so… goddamn cool, man”

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Andrew: “It… drives… me… crazy!”

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Andrew: “It’s almost cheese time!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Maybe I’m classist as fuck; like, I don’t know”

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Andrew: “My brain just relaxed… When my brain relaxes, I open up Twitter”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He’s all over the place. Yeah”

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Andrew: “Oof. Ouch”

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Andrew: “People are gonna hate… people already hate me; but… people are gonna hate me for saying this”

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Andrew: “Please don’t fuck this up for me”

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Andrew: Saying “Freaks and Geeks” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Oh hi, James” as Tommy Wiseau

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew: “Wow! Wow! Wow!”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna wanna sit down for this”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s almost cheese time! Countdown to Cheesetown!”

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Andrew and Luke: “See… I look for audio too, Luke… Oh, okay. Yeah… We’re all working here”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s like the… the Holy Grail… of Christendom, isn’t it? No, I guess (Oh, yeah) the Holy Grail of Christendom is the Holy Grail… but… I hear it now. Okay, I hear it”

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Luke: “Along with bread cheese, I have some other passions… including… how I keep myself jogging”

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Luke: “Countdown to Cheesetown!”

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Luke: “I am gonna tell you about the miracle of bread cheese”

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Luke: “I will chant in my brain… ‘Hard hat, lunch pail. Hard hat, lunch pail’ as I’m running… rhythmically to keep myself moving”

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Luke: “I’ll remind listeners, I’m a forty-one year old man and father of one… Who… pretends he’s in a basketball game that’s he watching on the treadmill”

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Luke: “If… If DFTB… took… RFTP… Everyone’s just gonna have… weird acronym codes on the show”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, hi there, everybody!”

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Luke: “Per-cheese-a non grated?”

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Luke: Singing a portion of the M*A*S*H theme

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Luke: “So that’s… the inside of my mind”

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Luke: “Tweetus Interruptus”

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Luke: “You know… when you realize your parents are becoming old people… it’s an interesting experience”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cheese stories are the new hot dog stories. by the way, in 2018, Andrew… Oh, no! I’m being pushed out already!”

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Luke and Andrew: “First of all, I often pee sitting down; which, is… very macho thing of me. (Mmm-hmm) That’s how lazy I am”

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Luke and Andrew: “He ground you down? He ground me down”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s not necessarily a number two situation. (I see) It’s just, get up in the morning… walk in to the bathroom… sit down… relieve myself… and then, just start like… What do you call it… playing with my boop-bloop? [sic] Well, in this context, you wanna be real careful about using that phrase”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sometimes, you want it by COB. Yes, I do; or, ASAP. Oh, God… I want that ASAP”

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