Clips From TBTL #2551

Andrew: “All of them said though… ‘Please stop fucking e-mailing me'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “And, that was your review of the movie”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “By the way… not to be rude”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Couple quickies here”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Gotcha”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I can’t remember what I was saying before”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I dunno… I, I don’t wanna stop following Walter Burbank”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I won’t even get into the taco stand story”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m for realsy”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Just Mr. Pibb… on my jeans”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing #2

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Of course, it does”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Quietly saying “You know it, baby”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Saying “I’m so random” in a funny manner

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Somehow, I’ve just been… thirsting for some Dolly”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Still got it!!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “There are two types of people in this world… and you ain’t one of them”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “This movie, Luke… and, again, I’m not saying this just to be random, it… fascinated me!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Tongue Clicking

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “We have a friend in the coffee business”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Where have all of our singing politicians gone?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Who the hell mixed this!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Yeah, he was scary; but, at least he was professionally scary… I guess”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “I thought you might find this interesting as… a fellow who’s kinda… How should I put this? Working the refs. I’m real… I was gonna say, I’m really interested to hear what comes next”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Like… Cartridge World is just… well, it’s printing its own money, Luke! Oh, man!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “And, when I said at the end of yesterday’s show, if you didn’t make it all three hours… I’m not surprised”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Get a life, HP!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “God bless you… God bless you, anonymous helpline lady from GoDaddy.com”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Hey, Ru-dog, you ready? You don’t look ready”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I can get down with the horn, daddy-o!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I don’t need cyan in my life”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I was just gonna say!!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I’m Crazy Gideon!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I’m not even kidding you!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Not me!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “So, I just sat there… with… soda… filling the cracks of my… heart… and crotchal region”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “This guy… the longest running… co-bro… of the show… He’s known in these parts as, ‘Vitamin A'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Where did all of our singing politician go?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “You know it, baby!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “You will not be able to use this printer unless… you go buy more of our sweet, sweet print juice”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Alright, my friend… we got any e-mails… or v-mails that you want to get to quickly? We do have e-mails, we do have v-mails; but, don’t rush me… I’m just joking. Okay!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “And blue, that’s the warmest color, right? I think so. It’s the color of chocolate”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “God, YouTube is just a wonderful thing, isn’t it (Mmm-hmm)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Luke thinks the smell of peeing one’s pants is due to the smell of wet jeans

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Relax on the fader, bro! Holy crap!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Clips From TBTL #2550: No Point Conversion Edition

Andrew: “Because, what fucking c–Sorry about my language”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Snorting #2

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “The, the, the ground was fertile”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “We have basement correspondent, David from the Basement, joining us”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew, David Burbank and Luke: DFTB, also known as David from the Bus

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

David Burbank: “Aw, shit. You’re blowing up my spot!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

David Burbank: “Ehhh”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

David Burbank: “Fuck the 12s”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

David Burbank: “Imagine how fucking dominant the Jaguars would be, right now, if they had Russell Wilson instead of Blake Bortles”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

David Burbank: “Look, I know basements”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

David Burbank: “Rah-rah”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

David Burbank: “You need to show emotion, you need to show your authority, you need to show the reason why you’re a fucking head coach”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

David Burbank and Luke: “Are you talking about McDowell? Yes… dingus”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “And now, and I’ll slowly back away from the microphone and pet the cat”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “As long as I don’t… get… rootin’-tootin’ drunk on Thursday night; which, would be a horrible idea”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Change your offensive line, change your world”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Did you guys know that Andrew uses a battery? That, Andrew’s actually battery-powered?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Drop the elf on the shelf”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Even Rudy knows that that was a terrible idea for me to… accidentally, accidentally play… the… NFC Championship version of this song”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I rule with an iron whim”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “It sucks when you have a bunch of hop-ons”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Legit jealous”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Let’s go to Rolo Tony Brown Town for… just a quick minute”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Like… they just need some big, they just need some big, derpy Brock Huard back there”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Making a mouth and lip sound

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Of course, the Seahawks loss was immaterial”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Oh, the irony”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Or, is this a fluky thing”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “So, that’s a little handholdy”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “We’re just getting… pwned at every turn by elderly kickers”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “What say you, Walsh?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Yeah, that’s a scorch take”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “You 12, bro?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “You know, herky-jerkyin’, back-slappin'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “You… are… handsome. You understand… draft… position”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “How, how are, how are you… Andrew… with 0 and 16? I’m… remarkably sanguine”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and David Burbank: Belichicken and Belichickian

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and David Burbank: “How about Eli Manning? I mean, I’ve already said… a derp face. (Yeah, why not?) Like, he’s King of Derpville”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and David Burbank: “I don’t have any printer ink… I’m out of printer ink in this printer. Still? Probably from DFTB printing out too many résumés. Whatever. It’s fine. Hit him up… He needs work.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and David Burbank: “I was raging for three (I was… I was just retweeting)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and David Burbank: “We’re… getting dangerously close to three hours. Should we just talk about the Mariners for a minute? (Goddamnit)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke, Andrew and David Burbank: “I downloaded a brown app earlier today… (Ohh) Still wanna stay out of the bathroom. (Hey-oh) That’s gross. That is gross”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke, Andrew and David Burbank: “The challenge for me is, I have to host an event in Portland on Thursday night. (Ooh) Why, why do you do this to yourself? Yeah, what the hell?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke, Andrew and David Burbank: “There’s something about the soul of a head coach. I knew we were getting there! There’s something about the soul of a Carroll. There’s… something about the soul of flame they can’t melt the steel”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Clips From TBTL #2550: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “And, by the way, this is… definitely a good way to start the tenth anniversary show… And, I’m not being sarcastic; because, this is the kind of crap that we’ve been doing for ten years. So… why stop now?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “And, I made this whole dang hullabaloo”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “DFTB is always ready”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Hey… well… no one’s sitting there. I’ll take it”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “How did this just turn into Air Talk? Who cares”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I was laughing… my… ass off today”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I, I don’t think I want this bus to ever stop”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I’m just gonna do this; cuz, whatever”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I’m not saying that to like… polish our own apple”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I’m with you, like… reading Twitter every morning on my phone, as I’m… having my morning constitutional. Which, is code for number two”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Just say, ‘Jalapeño’… in your own head there, somewhere”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Legit LOLing”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Oh, boy. January 8th is going to… that’s gonna roar in like a lion… okay?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Our friend, the musical Stu-bot”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Please don’t take away my little thing that I’m, like… that I treasure”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Saying “Turn down for Walsh!” and singing a funny tune

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Talk to me when you’re Gold 75K, bruh”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Ten years, Rudy… You ready to do this?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “That is… gravy, man!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “The year… was 2008… Borderline was number one on the charts”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Turn down for Walsh!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “What!!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke and Andrew: “Although, I kind of like saying ‘DTFB’… Down to From Basement! Down to From Basement. Hey, yo. Are you DTFB? Are you from Down to From Basement? It makes me feel uncomfortable”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I just realized I was… turning down the Doog; and, I was like, ‘Why is this not working?’ Cuz, I was turning down the Walsh. Oh… don’t ever turn down the Vitamin A, my friend. Never turn down the Vitamin A”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “If I have to take a chubby, I’m willing to suck it up? Yeah, that sounds about right”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Jen: “Hello Jennifer. Am I on TBTL is Call Makers?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Clips From TBTL #2550: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “And, if it means taking a couple of chubbies… I’ll do that for you, buddy”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Do it!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Fine. You win, Barry”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Genevieve and I just had that conversation on vacation!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I just wanted to do fun things the way Luke and Jen used to do! Why do I have to cover politics, and stuff like that? I just wanna do, like, have fun like TBTL!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I know I’ve said it before; but, I think the lesson to everybody out there is, if you really enjoy a podcast and you wanna be a part of it… just move to the city… where the podcast is being produced, and stalk the hosts… until they invite you to be a co-host”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I was thinking while I was doing this”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I will say, though, I’m not a doctor”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m not willing to take that gamble”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It makes me feel uncomfortable”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing #2

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Shout out to them homies”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Snorting

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “This rocketship runs on love”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “When you were playing the Doogie”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Where do we even begin today?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Andrew and Jen: “We gotta be up for twenty-four hours; and, you know, (Yeah) alcohol tends to… to put you to beddy-bye”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “And, he is gonna set it up so that we can… take… live calls… on the air. What!!? Yes”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Have you considered that the shaking was caused by a lack of Vitamin A? You just hadn’t… you hadn’t had enough Andrew in your life? Oh, that’s what Vitamin A is now!? Yeah, no. I’m Vitamin, I’m Vitamin A.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Is it continental United States? Contiguous United (Yes) States? What’s the word? (Contiguous) Contiguous United States. Real United States… Peace and love, Hawaiian listeners. Peace and love.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Well, it’s been nice for me; because, I’ve been dragging your ass through Twitter, and you haven’t been able to see (Oh, good) any of the mentions. So, that’s good too”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Where do we even begin? Where do we even begin today’s show, Luke? I dunno man”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Clips From TBTL #2549

Andrew: Drawn out “We’re pretty hungover”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I regret… something that–Look at Phyllis’s face!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I tried to get my VCR pregnant once”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh, so much to regret”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Singing “I have a few”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “We’re ending the show”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Yeah, no. I… Regrets, I have a few”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Every now and then… somebody will just, kind of… put a sweet burn on us… on Facebook. Every now and then?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “By the way, I have one personal rule… N…never start an Enya song for the third time. That’s an old Burbank family saying”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Computer… bring up Hawthorne Heights”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I dunno why I’m even bringing this up; because, I’m delusional right now”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I, I didn’t do this intentionally”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Nick Jarin from the NW NERD podcast. Just… Internet… NW NERD”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Per ushe”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Singing “Who can say where the road goes”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “That show kicked… butt”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “What sixteen year old is bumping that song in their, in their Honda Civic?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Do not confuse Gotye with Goatse

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Do we regret anything about… the shows that have happened over the last two weeks, Walsh? Oh my God. Are you kidding me? Yes, I regret so many things!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Per ushe. Per ushe”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “That show kicked… butt. That, that show kicked major booty (Mmm-hmm)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “That would have never occurred to me in high school. I don’t know how I started… I was too busy getting people pregnant”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Well, you know what Andrew always says… Never sing… even outta hunger”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Nick Jarin: “Ohh, emo and then screamo (Yeah)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke, Andrew and Nick Jarin: “You like it when… it’s spread wide. I do like when it’s spread wide… (Show title) Right when I said that, I realized how bad it was. And then, when Andrew repeated it, I… especially remembered how bad that was”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Phyllis Fletcher: “And, I know I was drawn to that, cuz I was like, ‘Eeeengh!'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Phyllis Fletcher: “Let me tell you some stories, girl”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Phyllis Fletcher: “See? She’s starting to get pissed now! It’s happening!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Phyllis Fletcher and Luke: “Ooh, cap! Ooh, cap”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Phyllis Fletcher, Nick Jarin and Luke: “You know how that feels? (That’s brutal) Crunchy. Remember that? (Yeah) That’s hella crunchy (Yes)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Clips From TBTL #2548

Andrew: “I got a good one coming up!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “If we acted up, man, we were going to get it”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Not okay!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Toys… Toys… Indiana!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Yeah… I got stories like that too, believe it or not”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You know that feeling when”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew, Phyllis Fletcher, Luke and Nick Jarin: “Well, you had told that story before though. (Yeah, you have) You had. So, you know… Well, how about the fact that I tell the same story and don’t remember it. Will that be when, will that be when the listeners finally get off (Yeah) the Burbank train? I’m drawing a line. (Absolutely)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “He called himself, ‘The Wheeze from Sugar Hill'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I finally got to see the yarn–I finally got to see the pencil sharpener museum!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I’m… maybe digging this hole deeper”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “No doi”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Whodathunk?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “You’re the reason that this episode, two-thousand, five-hundred and forty-eight, in a collector’s series… is happening… Bass solo”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Do you find this at least inoffensive? I don’t find any of it offensive! I like jazz music!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Saying “Alright, let’s thank some donors of the day before we get outta here. If you got nothing to say, sing it” in a sing-songy manner

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Story’s really starting to fall apart, Lauren. You know what? We really need to fact check these before we put them on the air. What are you making up, Lauren?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Phyllis Fletcher: “You’re not the only one who can get real, Phyllis! I was just gonna say: are you my dad!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke, Nick Jarin, Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: Luke telling a story about getting banned from a casino early one morning through 9 AM that same morning

MP3 | MPEG-4

 

Nick Jarin: “Lifehack… fight people at casinos”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh my God”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Phyllis Fletcher: “Stop it!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone