Clips From TBTL #2537: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “By the way… had a… period of time where I was really not feeling the meat”

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Luke: “Cock squanches”

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Luke: “Come for the show… stay for the free grease”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “Dazzled and Daunted”

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Luke: Drawn out “What!!?”

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Luke: “Get an old priest and a young priest”

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Luke: “I’m having some real problems today. I don’t know why”

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Luke: “I’m just gonna listen to that voice”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Mi-yah-mi… [ph] Welcome to Mi-yah-mi [ph]

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Luke: “That sounds dangerous”

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Luke: “That’s a joke that you’ve either heard before, everybody… or, will hear; so, buckle up”

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Luke: “The irony that I played that drop… late… is not lost on me”

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Luke: “What was that?”

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Luke: “You ready to do this? She’s asleep… with one paw over her eyes… like… like, this is about to be the most boring hour plus of her life. She’s obviously listened to the show before!”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “I wanna hear you sing this… set… I hope you like… jazz. It’s like I’m showing in the jazz age” and Andrew scatting along with the music

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Clips From TBTL #2537: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “As you go down this path of porklessness”

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Andrew: “Aw, shoot”

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Andrew: “Boom. This is happening”

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Andrew: “Come on, buddy… Come on, where are ya?”

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Andrew: “¡Jalapeña!”

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Andrew: “I said, said [sic]… wassup, dog?”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna be just… sliding on to that stage like snail… just, in a… leaving a trail of my own grease”

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Andrew: “I’m play it [sic] hard and fast and loose”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Do you love me now, dad?”

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Andrew: “Love it… I love that answer”

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Andrew: “My brain… just screamed, ‘¡Jalapeña!'”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh, what do I have? Oh… Oh! I have some fun things!”

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Andrew: Saying “Aw, it feels like I’m showering in the jazz age!” in a gruff voice

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Andrew: Saying “Guess what I have in front of me” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Sir… can you get your soul out of this exit row, please?”

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Andrew: “So many ins, so many outs”

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Andrew: “That wasn’t scary”

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Andrew: Trying to sing a portion of “Let Me Clear My Throat”

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Andrew: “Unthread this thread”

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Andrew: “We don’t have time for this kind of silliness”

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Andrew: “We’ve decided to start the… the twenty-four hour decay… the night before”

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Andrew: “Well, we can edit that all out”

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Andrew: “You’re going in the wrong direction on that, Walsh!”

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Andrew and Luke: “All of that is to… make it about me and not you, for a second. Mmm-hmm. But now, to bring it back to you”

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Andrew and Luke: “I really meant to ask you a question before the show; and, I need to figure out how to ask you now. Although, I guess, maybe, I’m just… from the way you’re talking about it (Should I turn up the announcement music and you just whisper it to me?) “

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, you haven’t eaten in seventeen days. I’m gonna say maybe that has something to do with it. Yeah… that’s not true”

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Andrew and Luke: Whispering under the announcement music

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Clips From TBTL #2536: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “But, Carey; and, I know we’ve been talking a lot about my wife this show; [sic] but only because she’s… the only interesting thing that I have going on in my life (That’s my woife!)”

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Luke: “But, I also think people are allowed to bitch. Like, you’re… you’re allowed to bitch”

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Luke: “But, it’s all right. We have a system in place. It’s all built in…to the system. Everything’s gonna be okay (Maybe)”

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Luke: “But, man!!”

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Luke: “I think you really squanched the chances of that happening”

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Luke: “It was graphic!!”

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Luke: “Luke, what would you do?”

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Luke: Making loud sounds over Andrew talking

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Luke: “Not the Cuyahoga Clam State?”

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Luke: “Please, for the love of God”

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Luke: “Really, dude?”

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Luke: “S…peaking of butts”

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Luke: “Save it for Facebook”

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Luke: Saying “A doozy” as Ned Ryerson

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Luke: Saying “Did I do that?” as Steve Urkel

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Luke: “The neighbors have been alerted… Remember that… dazzling… dirt”

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Luke: Whispering “What’s wrong with you?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, our Top Story today is Andrew; and, I guess… Oh, we’re starting with that. (Yeah) Let’s do the Donors of the Day”

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Luke and Andrew: Carey was sitting in on the recording of Dan Savage’s podcast with Luke

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Luke and Andrew: Pronouncing “Miami” as “Mi-yah-mi”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Cheerio. My good sir. Don’t you know, I am British?” in a British accent

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Luke and Andrew: “Scottie the Hottie! The hottie toddy with a naughty body, Scottie? The one and only”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s a Smurfing idea! Ah, I’m Smurfing mad right now!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Tiny Scottie!!! (Tiny) Pickle Scottie!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Trying to figure out pronunciation of “Ayca” and Luke borderline pokes fun of the name

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Clips From TBTL #2536: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “‘Andrew’s a ‘Me Firster’… As in ‘I got here first! So screw you coming in after me””

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Andrew: Cute Laugh

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Andrew: “Hey, Burbonk!”

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Andrew: “I’ll sit on that. I’ll keep my squanch dry for now”

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Andrew: “I’m still a human being in the world”

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Andrew: Imitating blown out music on the radio

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Andrew: “No offense to you or Carey”

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Andrew: “Oh my, we have fun”

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Andrew: “Oh, nice!”

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Andrew: “Please… don’t… have done anything… absolutely terrible”

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Andrew: Saying “Hi mom!” in the same manner as the “That’s my woife!” drop

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Andrew: “She saw the sign and she donated”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Yeah, I think we should do it”

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Andrew: “Yeah, we need to talk about this!”

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Andrew and Luke: Arena of Sex Membership

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Andrew and Luke: Having a good laugh

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, you remembered. I did!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I just really dig it when I’m digging on one of the products we get to advertise (Absolutely)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know, there’s definitely… a looseness to TBTL. I realize, that does not apply to all shows. That, by the way, it’s a topic that came up on Savage Love. Oh my, we have fun”

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Clips From TBTL #2535: No Point Conversion Edition

Andrew: “And… not to sound like a… somewhat douchey radio host”

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Andrew: “Anyway, I didn’t answer your question. I totally wiggled out of it”

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Andrew: “Bye”

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Andrew: Cute Laugh

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Andrew: Drawn out “But, man… when the Seahawks start losing”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. Is that how we do it?”

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Andrew: “I just had a weird, bad feeling about this”

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Andrew: “I’d be shouting in his face with spittle… if he were across from me”

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Andrew: Saying “Fired” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “See, I blame the officiating”

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Andrew: “Well, whatever”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna say something here that is gonna be… is gonna sound very hurtful… (Okay) But, I think Carey is (…just crap on my wife’s birthday) milking, milking her birthday. Yeah…”

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Luke: “And, stay somewhere north of respectable”

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Luke: “By the way… Germain Ifedi… get outta here, bud”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “For whatever reason the Falcons just go lay a massive egg tonight”

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Luke: “I’m not trying to rub anything in or make it worse”

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Luke: “That’s a stunning amount of shooting yourself in the foot”

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Luke: “The… Seattle football team really putting the ‘Yuk’… in ‘Sea-yuks'”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, that’s that… And, I guess we’ll… talk to all of y’all tomorrow… Bye. I don’t know. Is that how we do it?”

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Clips From TBTL #2535: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “And, happy birthday to you!”

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Luke: “By the way”

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Luke: “Did the Seahawks play yesterday? I’m a little… foggy, I don’t remember a lot about yesterday… Did they play a game? Are we doing a No Point today? Oh, yeah, we are; because, they did play, and it was not good”

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Luke: “Ha-ha-ha, funny joke”

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Luke: “Hey, Rudy! Get in here!”

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Luke: “I am freaking out about this”

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Luke: “I feel like a crazy person saying this on the show”

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Luke: “I saw a story over the weekend in the New York Times that… blew my mind”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Of course… you know, this is TBTL… and this is us”

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Luke: “Of course… you know, this is TBTL… and this is us… we got some other cockamamie plans in the works”

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Luke: “Oops, the Sneaky Birthday Wizard”

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Luke: Singing the iconic notes from “Close Encounters of the Third Kind”

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Luke: “That’s my number!”

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Luke: “This is just so TBTL (Stop the show!)”

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Luke: “Welcome to the, you know, welcome to the logical side, bruh”

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Luke: “Yeah! It’s… it’s craziness!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Erik, we’d like to apologize and thank you… for your donation (Yes)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let me meet you at the recap point, Andrew. (Mmm-hmm) Oh, shit! The alien’s already there! How did he know?”

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