Marsupial Gurgle

Luke: “Alright, here we go! You know him. You love him. He’s the Human Microwave! Heat it up, Walsh!”

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Luke: “Burbank’s in town”

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Luke: “Dread Pirate Burbank”

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Luke: “Get out of my head, Simon!”

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Luke: “Heat it up”

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Luke: “Heat it up, Walsh!”

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Luke: “I know that’s a lot of ‘F’s, dude”

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Luke: “Let’s use our noodles here”

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Luke: “Move over, Chance the Rapper!”

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Luke: “New York City!?”

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Luke: Saying “Is it just my De La Soul or will I lose my straw” in a staccato manner

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Luke: “So, here’s the ranking of how much your mouth gets all up on a utensil”

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Luke: “That’s… bananas!”

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Luke: “There he goes guys! The Human Hot Pocket!”

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Luke: “There was a little schmutz on my laptop screen”

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Luke: “They call me the Human Ice Chest!”

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Luke: “This is how, this is how bad my brain is, Walsh”

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Luke: “We are going through a lot of straws, people!”

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Luke: “We’re going to a place called The… Weiner Circle”

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Luke: “Whoo!!”

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Luke: “You know it, baby!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, here we go! You know him. You love him. He’s the Human Microwave! Heat it up, Walsh! I heat it up from the inside out!”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, see, that’s why we make such a good team. You heat it up and I cool it down! (I heat it up, you cool it down)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I am putting a lot of faith, a lot of faith… in the dishwashing… process here at Ding Tai Fung; cuz, this is a… piece of plastic… that I am… sucking on like a teat… of, of ginger and… (Wow, you eat weird)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, I was really all up in them chopstick guts… (Ooh, God. Stop!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve done worse… (Yeah, no…) I’ve done way worse. …that’s, so have I. I’ve done worse today.”

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Luke and Andrew: “This donor of the day thing only works, David, if you send the money in… To Luke”

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Andrew: “Alright, Walsh, that’s the setup. Now, it’s your turn to heat it up!”

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Andrew: “Don’t make me heat it up on that”

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Andrew: “Don’t put any metal in me; cuz, I’m about to heat it up for one and a half minutes!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Yo, Luke!”

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Andrew: “First of all, put the knife down people… Enough”

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Andrew: “I got a hot dog!”

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Andrew: “I heat it up from the inside out!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “That is the most NPR thing”

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Andrew: “That means, it’s gonna be the Luke Burbank trifecta with Live Wire!, Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!… and the TBTL Spooktacular”

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Andrew: “That’s a weird way of putting it”

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Andrew: “They don’t even know who you are anymore”

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Andrew: “We’re just getting warmed up on Trucktober! It’s only the twenty-fourth”

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Andrew: “Well, that’s exactly why I like to eat rice with a straw”

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Andrew: “You knew I was gonna use that”

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Andrew: “You’d be chasing a fake laser baldness helmet”

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Andrew: “You’re my key to success! You’re my gravy train”

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Andrew and Luke: “Alright, Walsh, that’s the setup. Now, it’s your turn to heat it up! You know it, baby!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wants to give a hot take on something and Luke responds with “Heat it up!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you hear that Chicago? (Yeah) I put a ketchup on it; cuz, I’m a big baby! What the hell ever! (Yeah, Chi-city) It was good.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wait, no. Mouths… are like… microwaves. You don’t wanna put a mouth in either? Oh, God. (Working on that…) He’s at it again, you guys. That’s the Human Space Heater for ya!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Woot, woot, Ohio! (Yeah)”

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Luke: “Also… we love goats on this show”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Do you realize that the end of this week, we will arrive at episode… two-thousand and five… hundo. One hundo a week… That’s… that’s rich”

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Luke: “God, this makes me want to tell you a story about a, a… product I bought this weekend called a ‘Fart Zooka’; but, I won’t”

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Luke: “Hey… we can’t talk about the Browns, Trump and Julian Assange in the same seven minutes!”

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Luke: “I hate you dad!”

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Luke: “I’m a glass half Truckvember”

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Luke: “I’m sorry, okay!?”

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Luke: “I’m your host, Luke Burbank. Exactly what America needs”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, phooey”

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Luke: “Rawr!”

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Luke: Saying “Lip-smacking” with his teeth whitening kit in

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Luke: Singing “Let me see your grills”

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Luke: “The… flag supervisor was a woman”

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Luke: “There’s a lot of hypocritical aspects to my life, Andrew”

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Luke: “This is one doodle that can’t be undone”

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Luke and Andrew: “Also, there’s a lot of lip-smacking (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I dunno. Maybe we just need to take a break. Like, you and me… forever?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is a pretty big wheel at CBS Sunday Morning and at CVS

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Luke and Andrew: Luke puts on his teeth whitener kit in and Andrew doesn’t like it

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Luke and Andrew: “So… the only camera they had that could actually show the field was the, like… that weird camera that’s on those cables. Sorry, you just sounded like a teenager for a second. I hate you dad!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You just seriously funked your. Funked? Ooh, that would be, that’d be a first for me… You just seriously funked your geology test, bud!”

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Andrew: “But, what I can’t figure out is; and, I’m not trying to be a cornball here”

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Andrew: “Can I get a redo on that?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “No”

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Andrew: “Guys! Guys!!”

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Andrew: “Hello. How ya doing, man? That took me off guard”

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Andrew: “I don’t even have a tail”

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Andrew: “I have a case of the Mondays”

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Andrew: “I need your, I need your podcast badge and your gun”

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Andrew: “I never asked to have white teeth!”

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Andrew: “I’ll have what he’s having”

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Andrew: “Pop those babies out”

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Andrew: “Rawr”

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Andrew: “Rawri!”

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Andrew: Singing “Quip, Quip, Quip Toothbrush” in a Walsh doo-wop manner

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Andrew: “Spittle soaked… teeth… forms”

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Andrew: “We can’t talk about Trump and the Browns in the same five minute period. I will die.”

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Andrew: “Well, la-ti-da”

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Andrew: “What!!?”

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Andrew: “What’s my excuse?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, sometimes I’m doing that to Genevieve… several times an evening. Uhh, is that okay to say? It’s okay to say. She’ll never hear this. Umm, Genevieve doesn’t snore. She’s perfect in every way.”

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Andrew and Luke: “God, this is annoying. I don’t even wanna say it (Ha!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think the listeners would like, I think the listeners… can then play a game… ‘Do I Chomp Like a Lukles?’ And they… ‘How Lukles Are Chompers?’ I don’t know. We can work on the branding (Yeah)”

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Luke found and played an audio file that had recorded in a bathroom at his Mt. Baker studios back in 2009.

Luke: Testing recording from a bathroom from the Mt. Baker studios

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Luke: “Also, you know what it is, a little bit? And, and then, I’ll shut up about this topic”

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Luke: “And then, you can’t sing along. Cuz, you want to song along so badly; but, you can’t, cuz you don’t know what’s he’s gonna free scat next”

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Luke: “But, I was laughing my… Crocktober off, driving in from the dentist yesterday”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “Oh, God, no”

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Luke: Saying “Yeah, it’s just a noodler” and having a good laugh

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Luke: Singing “Round here!”

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Luke: Singing “Take, what is it… a hot dog, put it in a pizza, wrap it in a something… you got cheesy blasters!”

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Luke: Singing “Yeah!!!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: Singing “Yeah!!!” as Adam Duritz #2

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Luke: “Tip of the cap… to my fellow diastema sufferer, Michael Strahan. You go.”

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Luke: “Trussed up… like a truck, like a Trucksgiving Trucktober Trurkey”

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Luke: “You think you know me?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did you know that John Wayne… loved… Sequim, Washington… The Duke! No. Why did he love it? Is this a joke? He just, he… Nope. He just really liked it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, really, if you’re a researcher and you walk in, and that thing is furry… you just made a shitload of money. Oh, weird… it’s growing hair”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s say thanks today to… this jazz horn. Thanks, jazz horn! And… thanks, jazz horn. And, also… thanks, Meat Cat! And, then… Meat Cat flies away”

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Luke and Andrew: “These things are trussed up… like a… Trucktober turkey; (Mmm-hmm) and, I don’t understand… It’s a trurkey… by the way”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, Andrew… this may be a record. We didn’t do one (We did not do one) Top Story. That’s okay, though.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’ve been keeping your Counting Crows sugar on the shelf…!?! No, we talked about this!”

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