Clips From TBTL #2448

Andrew: “But, he doesn’t sound hep, daddy-o!”

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Andrew: “Did you hear that, Ashley? My swag. Mine.”

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Andrew: “I hate to diagnose people… but, he kind of looks like a dick”

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Andrew: “I know you were on a party bus yesterday. Are you even in the right mindset to be doing this show right now? Or, are you… do you just want to be hanging out with all of your drunk public radio floozies there at the PRPD? I’m fine, I’m fine, I’m fine! How are you doing?”

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Andrew: “I’m fine, I’m fine, I’m fine! How are you doing?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Saying “Master Parker” with a Boston accent

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Andrew: Saying “This has been out here the whole time?” in a funny manner

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew singing a few notes to the Doogie Howser M.D. theme and Luke saying “Alright, Mr. Walsh”

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Luke: “Alright, here we go, here we do”

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Luke: “Alright, Professor Park Dome”

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Luke: “By the way, I LOL’d”

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Luke: Cackling

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Luke: “I’m not even a lawyer!!!”

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Luke: “May God have mercy on your soul”

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Luke: Saying “Sir, would you like some yogurt… while you’re enjoying yourself?” as an English butler

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Luke: Singing “Every Sunday is like Christmas”

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Luke: Singing “Take it on down to local town”

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Luke: Singing “With Twix and wine”

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Luke: “Thank you very mucho”

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Luke: “That is… like a reference upon a reference upon a reference upon a reference upon a reference… of a thing that wasn’t funny in the first place. So, what just happened… where…”

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Luke: “Yes, I’m wearing a laser balding helmet as I do this”

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Luke: “You know how we do in public radio”

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Luke: “You… have to be forking kidding me”

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Luke: “You’re not as good as me, see?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Although… as a fellow Albanian, I feel like I have a unique view into his… mindset. He’s mentally Albanian. And, we know our show title.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Lisa, Angela, Pamela, Renée, I love you. Ya from around the way. Kathleen, Megan, Terry, Michelle, I love you. You supported TBTL. Whoa! Ho! (Kind of) Not bad! (Sort of)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, first of all… this magical fairy… was a woman. (So) Oh, really? Hmm. Hmm. Think it shows us where your brain’s at, buddy.”

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Clips From TBTL #2447: A Song of Ice and Spoilers Edition

Andrew: “Does anybody have one of those pool skimmers? Hey, where’s the guy with the pool skimmer? Yeah, try to fish him out.”

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Andrew: “For the record”

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Andrew: “Gendry!!! Yes!!! Oh my God! I love the Warhammer”

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Andrew: “He’s like… Obi-Wan Kenobi’d that shit. It was amazing!”

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Andrew: “‘Ho! I thought you were still rowing’ Bad accent! Bad accent on my part, certainly.”

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Andrew: “I pshaw’d that”

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Andrew: “I’d watch that sequel”

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Andrew: “They’ve clearly been through some shit… both of them”

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Andrew: “Who the hell do you think you’re dealing with here!?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, well, when are wars officially over? When you stand on an aircraft carrier?”

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Luke: “Ca-caw! Ca-caw!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, Andrew, thanks for being you. And, Luke, thank you for being yourself.”

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Luke, Nick Jarin and Andrew: “Alright, awesome. Alright, thanks you (No mountain to tall!) guys. Thanks for listening everybody. Alright. That one too. We already did that!! Wait.”

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: Nick thinks Dickon made the wrong move and Andrew disagrees

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Clips From TBTL #2447

Clips from the “A Song of Ice and Spoilers” segment will be posted at a later time.

 

Andrew: “And, I’m not trying to shut you up”

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Andrew: “Are you disrespecting my potluck investigation?”

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Andrew: “Damn it!”

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Andrew: “Elaine! Eclipse! Eclipse!”

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Andrew: “Feel like that was offensive to somebody”

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Andrew: “Go for it. Do it. Do it.”

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Andrew: “God bless you”

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Andrew: “Goddann it!”

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Andrew: “He’s wearing a welding mask on a boat. It doesn’t mean that he thinks he’s better than everybody else.”

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Andrew: “Here’s what’s really gonna break your heart”

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Andrew: “I’m so jealous again. I was not gonna be jealous this year. Cuz, I got to go last… I got to go last year. I crashed it last year”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “That just makes me feel so gross”

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Andrew: “Stop saying that Genevieve’s a deadbeat!”

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Andrew: “That sounds like a goodie bag of PRPD stuff, ready for an unbagging… on TBTL next week when I see you!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, I think it’s gonna be a really fun TBTL. So that will be Monday’s episode of TBTL. Luke and me… in a boat again (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Daddy blind. Umm… We don’t… Possible show title (Nope!)”

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Luke: “And, what I found out today, Andrew, is that… nothing got fucking done!”

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Luke: “Behind your back, the dragons call you their step-monster”

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Luke: “But, I’ll never have to buy a thumb drive again!”

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Luke: Getting a shout out for getting a Bluetooth dongle for Space Car

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Luke: “God… darn it!”

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Luke: “He who hesitates… risks the possibility of blindness”

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Luke: “I remain confident that I will somehow Burbank this shit”

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Luke: “If I’m ever trying to big dog someone in public radio, what I would say is, like… ‘I’m on Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!'”

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Luke: Saying “Ooh, Kirkland brand jeans” in a haughty manner

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Luke: Singing “No one, no one!” and saying “Agh, goddamn it! Why does that happen? I don’t know, there’s probably a setting… I can’t figure it out”

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Luke: Singing some of the chords from Vampire Weekend’s “A-Punk”

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Luke: “That is not my Garfield”

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Luke: “Total Eclipse… of My Retina”

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Luke: “Up here, Michael. Up here.”

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Luke: Whistling and saying “Steve Nelson”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I say to Steve, I go like, ‘Yo, why the fuck did they put that in a press release? That makes no…’ Did you say that? Yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew did not like it when Luke said, “Daddy go a little wild”

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s also… the Mother of Dragons. Welcome to the show, Andrew. I’m the Stepmother of Dragons, actually. (Oh, man!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hopefully, you’re gonna be in my little boat out in the little bay of Bellingham. If, if the boat cooperates and that seems like a good place to watch, in terms of cloud patterns and stuff. Andrew, you know, when the world ends, I wanna be holding your hands. (Oh my God) So, I think it’s important that we watch this together.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oof… foot-long hot dogs. How gauche, give me a teeny weenie any day. Please… Sir, I’d like to look at one of your Tiffany rings.”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, I just go up and down the rows, just pulling every manner of weird… pr–radio promotional… gee-gaw… Until, a guy goes up to me and goes… ‘Hey, who are you with?’ I love it!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Uh, wrong! Uh… Are you not…!? What!? What the hell!? What are you? Are you listening!? That’s my bag! Ashley’s trying to get my bag!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You won’t feel it. And, daddy doesn’t like his Cheetos being… No… nobody does, Luke.”

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Steve Neuman: “Power…. out?”

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Steve Neuman: Voicemail Message

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Clips From TBTL #2446

Andrew: “Alright, you guys. You’ve been listening to us flap our gums for way too long”

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Andrew: “And, what’s really scary is, looking at the computer while I talk… and not seeing my voice”

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Andrew: “By the way, I take those garbage cans as an act of aggression!”

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Andrew: “Don’t talk about technology. Don’t talk about technology. Don’t talk about technology.”

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Andrew: “My Andrew arrow”

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Andrew: “Now we’re gettin’ into some interesting territory!”

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Andrew: “Oh yeah!”

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Andrew: “Oh, it doesn’t matter. I’m editing it all out.”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: Semi-corrupted “Yup!”

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Andrew: “So, maybe, we should just move on”

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Andrew: “That is like future-tripping on crack; or, something like that”

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Andrew: “There. Sounded okay? Good. Smooth.”

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Andrew: “This is gonna be a total clusterfuck”

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Andrew: “Wednesday is coming”

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Andrew and Luke: “Give me a roundabout… a situation… and a medieval weapon. Oh, great… a dildo joust. It always is (Why does it always have to be a sex toy?)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I actually think these are pet peeves of his. Oh, okay. (I think) Pet Steves? They’re Pet Steves. Yup!”

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Luke: “I am not even supposed to be here today!”

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Luke: Imitating DJ vinyl scratching sound

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Luke: “Oh, by the way… big ups… big ups”

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Luke: “Oh, great. Throw me under the bus”

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Luke: Saying “Oh, yeah… How is your DJ-ing?” as his Philly relatives

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Luke: Sighing

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Luke: “That is very un, un-Andrew”

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Luke: “That’s messed up, dude!”

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Luke: “This is how insane my brain is”

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Luke: “Two steps forward… Two steps back”

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Luke: “We’re all about narrowcasting on this show. Very narrowcasting.”

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Luke: “Yeah, I can’t get away with… shit!”

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Luke: “Your rims must be… jacked”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, by the way, let’s never use the term ‘improvise’ and Seattle drivers (Mmm-hmm. Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: Bean Baxter doesn’t need to be farting around the backend of a Friday TBTL

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Luke and Andrew: Instead of keeping their minds off of the technical difficulties, Luke and Andrew project them into the microphones

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “For one moment in time” and Andrew saying “Oh my God”

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Luke and Andrew: Raining in Baltimore

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Luke and Andrew: “Uh, do you wanna get a Speaking of Faith fidget spinner? Yes, I do! Yes… I do!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, yeah, Don’t, don’t mix up skit… skit and sketch. People that write sketch do not appreciate that (What’s a skit?)”

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Clips From TBTL #2445

Andrew: “Andrew… let it go. It’s over.”

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Andrew: “‘Hey Dummies, you like fruitcake?’ There, I just submitted my own question.”

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Andrew: “I might have fruitcake when I get home tonight. It’s immaterial.”

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Andrew: “I might have… fruitcake for this Christmas; and, I might love it”

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Andrew: “Is this, like, the most humblebrag of humblebrags?”

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Andrew: “It seems like I’m seeing things that weren’t trends; but, then they become trends in front of me. But, I swear, the people who were jumping on it didn’t seem like they on a trend. Here’s what I’m getting at.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Once, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken?”

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Andrew: Pre-show heads up on continuing audio issues

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Andrew: Singing “Heaven forbid, I love you”

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Andrew: “Wait… what!?”

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Andrew: “What… did you just say?”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, bottom line here, you’re doing the show from LA tomorrow? I hope not!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, that’s how I feel about the moon landing. You know that! So, it’s the same thing! You’re gonna get punched by Buzz Aldrin. I forgot about that. That was a good story.”

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Luke: “And, we are nothing, if not a show… that absolutely lives up to its promises… some of the time”

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Luke: “Because, I didn’t sleep a minute; and, I’m just totally a frazzled… wreck of a human”

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Luke: “Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah”

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Luke: “Boy, the system has been sabotaged once again. We are not… going to be spending the whole show talking about technical difficulties! But, we have been sabotaged.”

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Luke: Saying “These look… like good hands!” in a gruff manner

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Luke: Saying “Ya, sure. You betcha.” with a Scandinavian or Northern Minnesotan accent

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Luke: “Speaking of fruitcakes”

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Luke: “This is basically hipster determinism”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke needed to sharpshoot himself

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Luke and Andrew: “They sold something called the ‘Fuck It Bucket’. Hmm?”

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