Clips From TBTL #2444

Andrew: “And, that’s how you get ’em. That’s how you get them.”

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Andrew: “Chung, chung, chung, chung!”

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Andrew: Doing a Marge Simpson growl while Luke is talking

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Andrew: “He lurves talking about ‘A League of Their Own'”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s not. We can’t! I want to! Let’s not talk about last night’s Mariners game.”

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Andrew: “Little bit of a clunky start”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Somebody pooped on the remote control! Don’t worry, I have a sponge.”

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Andrew: “Oh… ye–ye… yeah! This just came up… Wha–wait. Why?”

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Andrew: Saying “And… good luck to all” with some drum sounds

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Andrew: Saying “Yes we do, diddily-doo” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “You, you tee it up, buddy”

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Andrew: “Z, Y… X, W… U, V… T. S. Oh, no no. I messed–I’m all messed up. I messed up somewhere in there. Oh, well.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Except, every time you bring it up, you, you click out on me. I… I know this not so tight that a quarter can bounce off it podcasting here; but… (Gross) we forgot to ask…”

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Luke: “Am I just, am I just being a nofunik?”

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Luke: “Buy a new… M-F-ing sponge!”

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Luke: “Don’t, don’t you dare”

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Luke: “I am trying to get Edwin Diaz there; so, I can put him in a rat-roller and roll him back to Hell”

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Luke: “I’m combining Bobbies and Beef Eaters here”

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Luke: “If you, if you, if you fired, if you hot fired a, like a… a G and a J at me. No chance.”

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Luke: “Man, I am just… like… I am in, in some kind of bizarre relationship with fog and/or smoke… in my life”

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Luke: “Oh my God!”

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Luke: “Relevant… to my good friend Andy’s interests”

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Luke: Saying “Doot dah-doo” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “University of Furtwangen” in a German accent

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Luke: Singing “A sponge, a sponge, some very funky laundry.”

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Luke: Singing “Do you smell what I smell?”

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Luke: Singing “Yakety Sax”

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Luke: “Ya never know here in San Francisco, California”

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Luke: “Yo… I know who that is”

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Luke and Andrew: “But… but, but, but (Yeah?) but… But”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke trying to say the alphabet backwards in his own fashion, misses “X” and explains his methodology

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Luke and Andrew: “Shades of Quincy-dentally. There it is!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Would you call it the sweet smell of sweat-cess? Nope! Okay.”

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Clips From TBTL #2443

Andrew: “Aaaaauuggghhh! I watched it again recently. It was so bad!”

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Andrew: “And people are reading this!”

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Andrew: “And, then! Spoiler alert”

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Andrew: “Bethany Jean Clement, marry me! This is a real proposal, right now, on a podcast.”

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Andrew: “Got this thing in my head where I gotta choose between a lighthouse and a Yaris; and, I dunno what to do”

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Andrew: “Hey, there. So much to unpack”

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Andrew: “If ever I’m writing a… ticked-off Yelp! review, or something of the like”

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Andrew: “It was a weekend, bro”

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Andrew: “It’s a real Yari’s choice”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I deserve that”

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Andrew: “Please don’t play the piano!”

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Andrew: “She kind of screams, and then… I do like screaming”

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Andrew: “Spiderman 2: Too Many Spidermen?”

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Andrew: “Spoiler alert”

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Andrew: “That was a whole thing I was talking about on the show… when you were out. Don’t worry, I kept things interesting…”

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Andrew: “Uh, yup. I’m in.”

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Andrew: “Who knows what emotional stew is going inside of Bill Murray”

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Andrew: “Wow. Don’t! Wow, that’s a bad play.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can you fact-check me on that? (Sure)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is that when Janeane Garofalo was teaching the kids how to fight… (Hold on) in a… Look it up on IMDBean. I deserve that.”

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Andrew and Luke: Screwed version of Andrew and Luke talking about the Triangle of Fire

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Andrew and Luke: “So, the name of the podcast is, ‘Play Me Out’. And, it’s a podcast by a comedian. I don’t understand. What does it mean to play me out. Are you being serious?”

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Luke: Giggling

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Luke: “I do a lot of staring. It’s, it’s true.”

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Luke: “If you look in the bowels of the contract”

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Luke: “It’s a lighthouse”

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Luke: Singing “The best part of waking up, is living in a lighthouse, just looking out”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because of all her rage, I do hope it rattles a cage (Yes!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I can’t remember if it was real life or a dream. You look like a dreamcatcher came to life. Oh, man. I’ll allow it. Let’s take it to Dream Court.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Just look it up on IMDB. What is, what’s that? Internet Movie Database. Oh… I feel empty. See!? You’ve conditioned me!”

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Luke and Andrew: “There are no small attachments, only small Thrive reviews (Okay)”

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Luke and Andrew: “There’s a little Bobby Hill in me! That is not true. You are… so much older.”

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Luke and Andrew: “What about music? What about it. I’m pro!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yaris! Yaris! Yaris!”

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Clips From TBTL #2442

Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Genevieve doesn’t like hanging out with me anymore. I don’t know why.”

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Andrew: “Hey, man. Would you say that you’re in the… dog days of summer? Would ya?”

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Andrew: “I guess that’s the hill you’re willing to die on. Whoa! Dark and not really funny… way to go Walsh!”

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Andrew: “I have a weird crush on her!”

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Andrew: “I mean, it’s kind of funny when they’re like, ‘Wait… what list?'”

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Andrew: “I, I went down a million damn rabbit holes before yesterday’s show; and, zero of them paid off”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s see, rabbit holes. What’s at the bottom? I guess a pot of gold, right?”

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Andrew: “Luke, I’m sorry. I apologize for interrupting.”

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Andrew: “Luke’s not gonna like that”

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Andrew: Making a funny dog sound

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Andrew: Saying “I got… I got plants I need to be watering!” as Ciscoe Morris

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Andrew: Saying “Little Finger is fucked!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “What is this, The Neverending Story!?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Umm… nerver [ph]

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Andrew: “You’re giving me a little winky face”

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Andrew: “You’re just surrounded by… like… Ding-Dong packages”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew thinks the barista in an Alaska Airlines ad is talking to him and he has a weird crush on her

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Andrew and Luke: “Are they screwing it? They’re definitely chopping it.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Just look up, just go to ChokePoints… (Just…) dot net. Don’t go to ChokePoints.biz. No! Do. Not.”

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Andrew and Luke: “This time, there was no pots of golds for me, just more holes. Possible show title. Just more holes. Well, that sounds a little dirty when I say it… like that (Let’s not)”

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Andrew and Luke: “What!? Yeah.”

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Luke: “Attica! Attica!”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “For reasons complex and boring”

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Luke: “I’m just the three-eyed raven chilling in Bellingham”

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Luke: “It’s like, ‘Hey, we had a baby. Whad’ya name it? Hue-mon [ph]’

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Luke: Saying “Oh-la-la! I’m a gardener! Why do I work at this… coffee shop!?” as Ciscoe Morris

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Luke: “Top Story: Commercials Luke doesn’t like… as much as Andrew likes”

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Luke: “Wait, we record these!? That’s the deal? Alright. Whatever. Or as mother would say… ‘Whatevery'”

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Luke and Andrew: “More questions than answers… (Well, that I know) regarding my mother”

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Luke and Andrew: “Question number one: did you find out who sings the song? Yes, sort of.”

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Luke and Andrew: “The Internet Movie Data Bean. Just Burbank it. Just keep going on that. Keep trying”

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Luke, Andrew and Nick Jarin: “We call him… (Do you have a song?) he’s, he’s the mother of… Game of Thrones information. He’s the undrunk. He’s the remember of actual names. Titles, titles, titles.”

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Nick Jarin: “And that’s why they keep on being like, ‘Dickon, remember him? His name is… Dickon. Remember him?'”

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Nick Jarin: “You need to graduate, bro!”

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: “Can we talk about Dickon? Sure, yeah, you go first. Obviously, his name is a bit of a joke. But, I think that they keep on pounding it into us; because, he’s secretly gonna be kind of important later on.”

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: “Is it about Dickon? No.”

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Clips From TBTL #2441: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “!Kung!”

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Luke: “Blah, blah, blah”

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Luke: “Dig it”

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Luke: “Dumps like a truck, truck, truck”

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Luke: “For those about to Rockenbach”

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Luke: “He’s tilting at pod-mills”

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Luke: “Hey guys, we’re really keeping it zero”

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Luke: “I don’t know how in the heck fire. I don’t know how in the tweedle.”

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Luke: “If you’re Luke in the 1980–in the late 19–1980s, you watch ‘Married With Children’. It’s what you do.”

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Luke: “It’s lit!! Ja!!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Ooh-la-la!”

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Luke: “Ooh-la-la!” #2

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Luke: Reciting “Thong Song” lyrics as Ciscoe Morris

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Luke: Saying “Am I bugging ya? I don’t mean to bug ya.” with a Scouse accent

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Luke: Saying “Please, peace and love. Please, stop bugging me.” with a really bad Scouse accent

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Luke: Spit Take

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Luke: “That’s the power of Ciscoe Morris”

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Luke: “The Final… Songs That Got… Enough Votes To Be In The Last Four”

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Luke: “To somebody who just started listening to the show today… they must have thought that we have both… lost our minds”

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Luke: “(Too loud and too specific) And too delayed”

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Luke: “Uh-huh, uh-huh”

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Luke: “Yes indeedy… dodilly-doo”

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Luke: “You got there, buddy!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew attempting to be Luke’s hype man during an impromptu ZipRecruiter promo

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew completely forgot about the Song of the Summer portion of the show

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Luke and Andrew: Clearing their throats while talking about Prince

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s get into this rotten stuff. Let’s do this!”

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Clips From TBTL #2441: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Are you ready to Rockenbach!?”

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Andrew: “Aww, yeah. It’s like a League of Their Own. Love that movie. Great movie. Really great movie. Ah… you got Madonna in there. You got, uh…”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna go on a podcast and say… secrets that may or may not be true… that could potentially besmirch him”

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Andrew: “I’ll allow it; but, you better be going somewhere, Counselor.”

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Andrew: “I’m probably in the wrong for even bringing that up”

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Andrew: “I’m sure your mom wasn’t like, bro-ing down with Bart and the gang”

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Andrew: “It looks like you’re trying to cook a burger. Can I help?”

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Andrew: “It seems like you’re wasting an ‘I’; but, okay.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “No! God! New content!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. Oh my God. I can lip-sync along with it.”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah! Shit, what are we gonna… By the way, once we get passed the 90 minute mark, I just swear like crazy. What are we gonna call the top four?”

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Andrew: Saying “Chris Thompson” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Singing “A patent means you can’t copy it”

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Andrew: Singing “It ain’t easy”

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Andrew: Singing “Lotta people”

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Andrew: Singing “Who’s got time?”

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Andrew: “Some scandalous network called FOX was coming to… our TV box”

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Andrew: “TBTL: Turning away new listeners since Andrew started”

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Andrew: “What’s up Doc?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I’ve, I’ve said too much. I’ve said too much.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s mixed reaction to Luke spoofing that IMDB stands for “Internet Movie Data Bean”

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Andrew and Luke: “Heh, heh, heh, heh… Yeah, got League of Their Own on last night. Course, I watched it! God! Seen that movie. Great movie! Great movie. Seen it… at least forty times. Great movie. Great movie. Lori Petty. Dumps like trucks. Geena Davis. Someone’s on IMDB! Of, of course, Tom Han–Even got, you got Madonna in there! Even got Madon–Great movie. Great movie. Just fantastic.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m a meme architect! Yes, you are.”

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Andrew and Luke: “In the same way we have Linh Pham, our listener who’s… doing an amazing… quixotic job (Yes!) of listening to this show everyday, breaking apart, pulling… He’s tilting at pod-mills. Yes! Let’s name the show that.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke singing “Ja!” while Andrew is talking

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Andrew and Luke: “No, are you kidding me? Yep. Why? Uh, branding.”

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Andrew and Luke: Random guy reciting “Thong Song” lyrics and Luke jumping in towards the end

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Clips From TBTL #2440: Luke and Carey Burbank Edition

Luke: “And… even though he’s been filling in as the host of the show, he doesn’t think he’s better than anyone else, except… me. He thinks he’s better than me now. Maybe because he is.”

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Luke: “Because”

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Luke: “Boom! Roasted.”

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Luke: “Hola, friendos. It’s been awhile since I’ve rapped atcha”

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Luke: “I don’t know. What the hell is ‘Hodag’?”

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Luke: “I’m your host… Luke Burbank!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Making a funny sound

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Luke: “Oh my God in Heaven”

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Luke: “Oh my God!”

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Luke: “Oh my goodness gracious!”

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Luke: “Oh, Andrew”

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Luke: “Oh, well, you’re gonna use Scott Simon to speak on it!?”

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Luke: “People are not gonna like Krang”

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Luke: Singing “Baby”

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Luke: Still a little rusty after coming back from vacation and got the show number wrong, but then corrected himself

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Luke: “Technically, a balloon could do damage, in the sense that it would just blow your mind, and be awesome”

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Luke: “To, to generally depend on NPR’s pronuncers, [sic] pronouncers because… Think about the irony of mispronouncing the word pronouncer”

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Luke: “Two out of three Burbanks can’t be wrong! Rudy. Is it Tan-ya or Tahn-ya?”

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Luke: “What are you wooking at? What!? That’s a… that doesn’t even make sense.”

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Luke: “You don’t… effing understand the position you put me in when you choose door number two”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew spoofs on a man from Superior, Wisconsin who thinks he’s better than everyone

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Luke and Andrew: “CanYouBelieveLukeIsBald.tv? Yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was considering writing down ‘Ass Gasket Fatigue’ as a… Nope! …show title. No… I just saved your ink. Now, I’m writing down, ‘Save Your Ink’ as show title.”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Luke has a little Krang inside of him

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Luke and Andrew: “My vacation by the numbers: I went six days… without a shower… (Why!!?) not including swimming. Why!!? Well… because…”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, you also shower twice a day. On a bad day.”

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Luke and Andrew: “What about Tanya Tucker? I just thought it was Tanya Tucker. Oh… Oh, Andrew. Really!? It’s not Tanya Tucker? Are you sure? Let me… just call my wife… Really? (She would know) ‘Really?’ I’m calling my wife or ‘Really?’ to it’s Tanya Tucker. Really to both.”

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Luke, Andrew and Carey Burbank: Discussing the pronunciation of Tanya Tucker’s first name

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