Clips From TBTL #2431

Andrew: “Ahh… the Wallingford Parking Wars”

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Andrew: “As far as I’m concerned, we can do whatever we want today! We can anything we want while he’s gone. What should we do?”

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Andrew: “Bottom line is: I’m basically fine. I don’t want to dwell on this too much. I more I dwell on it, the more of a monster I’m going to become, right?”

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Andrew: “But, what’s the song about!!?”

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Andrew: “Buy Microsoft Word, Walsh”

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Andrew: “Damn. Yes!”

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Andrew: “Damn. Yes! I’m parked like an idiot!”

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Andrew: “Get used to that, man. I am just getting started on my duplication investigation. It is gonna be a long two weeks; and, I’m so glad to have you along for the ride.”

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Andrew: “Hey, you know what? I’m a radio veteran. A public radio veteran.”

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Andrew: “Hi!”

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Andrew: “I got nothing to talk about on TBTL today!”

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Andrew: “I was a sarcastic little bastard”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry. I’m losing it!”

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Andrew: “Listener Ben… what are you trying to be, my favorite listener, Ben?”

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Andrew: Microsoft charging an arm and a leg for Office

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Andrew: “Oh, I’m freaking out alright. I’m freaking out, you’re freaking out… everybody’s freaking out. Let’s just calm down, okay?”

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Andrew: Overly excited “It is gonna be”

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Andrew: “Part of me not being an asshole pirate anymore”

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Andrew: “Really!?! Are you, really? Really?”

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Andrew: Saying “It’s Thrive season” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Speaking of me… Hi! My name is Andrew Walsh”

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Andrew: “State of modern software is bad!”

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Andrew: “What happens when the note leavers become the note receivers? That’s what I wanna know.”

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Andrew: “What the heck!? That’s my, that’s my move, man!”

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Andrew: “You’re probably using that right now. You’re making some… silly, I can’t even… I can’t even think of what you’re making right now… It’s probably not very good though. Anyway!”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “I’m not gonna talk about parking anymore. It’s over. It’s done. (Good) I exhausted myself. I apologize for exhausting you guys.”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “What are you giggling at? What do you see? I just love the production of this show. It’s so great.”

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Nick Jarin: “Believe me, as soon as this phone boots up”

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Nick Jarin: “Criticize them, no. Silently judge them, yes.”

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Nick Jarin: “Hey, buddy!”

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Nick Jarin: “Man! Look at all these Filipinos, man!”

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Nick Jarin: “Put it all on the hot dog!”

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Nick Jarin: “Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert.”

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Nick Jarin: “To digitally… get rid of the moustache in post-production; so, that he looks like Superman again, and not 70s porn-stache Superman”

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: Nick is a no ketchup on hot dog person

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Clips From TBTL #2430

Andrew: “And I… am gonna be straight up with you and there listeners here. This is stupid”

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Andrew: “And you’re okay with all that!?”

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Andrew: “Boy, finish a sentence, Walsh.”

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Andrew: “But it was this kind of cool thing… that these kids, these young people… Sorry, I just shorted (?) myself.”

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Andrew: “But… that doesn’t matter. Cuz, Luke’s not here. He’s gone. He’s gone for two whole weeks, baby; and, I’m in charge.”

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Andrew: Drawn out “The… Infinite Universe”

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Andrew: “Holy crap!!!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what I like”

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Andrew: “I think this is a bad idea… but, I wanna try it”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing #4

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Andrew: “Oh, hell yes!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I think I might be in love with Mark Ruffalo”

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Andrew: “Oh, show number!”

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Andrew: “Oh, show number! Two-four-four-oh, I think? I didn’t write it down, shoot! I think it’s episode number two-thousand, four-hundred and forty. Let’s call it that. I’ll fix it on the website if I’m wrong.”

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Andrew: “Really!?!”

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Andrew: Saying “It’s fine, I don’t taste any mold.” as if he had his mouth full of food

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Andrew: “Ten Simple Rules for Eating… My Daughter’s Cheese… would be a bad show”

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Andrew: “That’s right, when the cat’s away… the LL Cool J clips get played”

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Andrew: “Tomorrow, we’re gonna filibuster!”

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Andrew: “We nailed it!”

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Andrew: “Why would I even bring it up?”

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Andrew: “You know, it’s funny, now that I know it’s a movie; and, I’m sure you said that, I’m just a horrible listener… as you know.”

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Andrew: “You start by asking. As a producer, you should know that.”

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Andrew: “You’ve heard hours and hours of me talk about cheese.”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “And you’re okay with all that!? Yeah, I’m cool with that. Really!?! Yeah, go for it. Seems so dumb.”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: Andrew confused Guardians of the Galaxy with Masters of the Universe

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Andrew Gold, by the way… the original artist of this song. I thought you were saying that that read was Andrew gold.”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “He’s got a hammer. He lost the hammer. Oh, damn!! I already, (So…) I already got it wrong! (he loses the hammer in the first five seconds of the trailer)”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Inconceivable! Kimmy Schmidt. Kimmy Schmidt.”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Is there anything that I should actually care about? Yes! Okay!”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “This is a combination of old-school Walsh show and Luke Burbank’s obsession with Roundball Rock. (Okay) Yeah”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: Welcoming new listeners and Nick saying that the show might be better with Andrew hosting, or maybe not

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “You’ve heard hours and hours of me talk about cheese. Gonna read an e-mail here… That’s a good drop, by the way. I can’t remember the name of the, the guy who does the drops; but, you saying… ‘Hours and hours of me talking about cheese’… I want that one. Pham, Linh Pham.”

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Nick Jarin: “Occupied!”

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Nick Jarin: “Oh, yeah!!!”

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Nick Jarin: “There’s always a… simultaneously exhilarating and disappointing virtual fight between a CG bear and CG tiger! And, you get, you get built up to it for the first two-thirds of the show, and you’re like, ‘This is gonna be epic!’. And then, it falls flat every single time.”

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Nick Jarin: “We’re gonna have to hit the ball, Skip. You’re gonna have to hit the ball hard.”

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Nick Jarin: “What!!?”

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: Nick continues on with Patton Oswalt’s Star Wars Filibuster bit

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: Philosophy Talk and What Would a Shark Do

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: “Well… they do, because it’s sci-fi and this one’s fantasy; but, that’s another conversation. Oh my God. I need to find another host for tomorrow (Gotta maintain my nerd cred here, man)”

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: “Who the hell are you!!? I keep up with the news, guy! (Right!)”

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Clips From TBTL #2429

Andrew: “Good Lord”

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Andrew: “Good Lord. That makes me really not wanna know why I’m finding corn in the pool.”

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Andrew: “Good Lord. That makes me really not wanna know why I’m finding corn in the pool. That was… disgusting.”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke Burbank!”

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Andrew: “Hold on. Slow down.”

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Andrew: “I’m like the ‘Princess and the Pea’ when it comes to using a public toilet like that”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “My guess is you’re in a rolling fart locker there”

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Andrew: “No, no! That, that is okay.”

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Andrew: “Okay, a lot of things wrong here”

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Andrew: Saying “I gotta shave the whole thing off now” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “So, you can tell, I gotta a lot of real problems in my life”

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Andrew: “We’re in Gross Town now”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, no, you got… what’s his name… Mario on the mound. You got Luigi… out in center field. It’s all the regular Mariners. The team’s managed by a Koopa Trooper [sic]

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Luke: “Also, I had had… conservatively one bottle of wine at this point”

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Luke: “Chelananigans”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “How could you, wha–, da–, I… how… Explain.”

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Luke: “How did the artificial sweeteners get in the swimming pools? Take a wild guess. Somebody ingested it… and then relieved themselves in the pool”

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Luke: “I would say I have… some regrats… on how it turned out”

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Luke: “This party is gonna be on the hook!”

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Luke: “Wait a minute”

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Luke and Andrew: “It just cycles a completely pristine, brand new sleeve of Visqueen over the seat… that nobody (I hate them) else has touched. How could you, wha–, da–, I… how… Explain.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke laughing and Andrew saying “That was… disgusting”

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Luke and Andrew: “That would be like the ‘Soylent Green is people’ (Right!) moment of my life. Oh my God!”

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Clips From TBTL #2428

Andrew: “And, in the dark, I think I was just gobbling this up”

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Andrew: “Bun your bald spot?”

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Andrew: “But, then you were wrong! But, no, you were mistaken.”

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Andrew: Chuckle

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Andrew: “Huh?”

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Andrew: “I just… didn’t have anything to tell you about my Thursday, and that came out”

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Andrew: “I love this so much and I hate to be the adult in the room; but…”

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Andrew: “I think we, I think we kind of turned the up heat on the frog in this one, don’t we?”

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Andrew: “I, I just stumbled on a… very… disconcerting website”

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Andrew: “I’m three minutes into the show and I already… am trying to figure how I can edit that out; and, I realize I can’t edit that out now”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Like that… blew… my… mind”

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Andrew: “Mike… has it going on!”

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Andrew: “Mmmmmm-bringing back the ‘Boom Boom’!”

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Andrew: “So… you’re actually not the villain anymore”

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Andrew: “Ughhh!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Mmmmmm-bringing back the ‘Boom Boom’! I love it. Yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: “This, this story… is just the ultimate Luke Burbank story. It happened… Ha!!!”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Four score and seven buns ago”

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Luke: “Ha!!!”

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Luke: “I wish you could see my arms right now”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “This is… a name for my fear of cottons balls. It’s called… sidonglobophobia”

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Luke: “Twelve year old Luke Burbank would have just been shitting himself over this”

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Luke: “Who did what to me with a cotton ball?”

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Luke: “Wow!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, it’s more like a pull-back and tie into a bun situation. Bun your bald spot?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Low T for the Tillerman? That’s a good show title. (Oh…) Yeah! That’s it.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke may have deleted a year’s worth of e-mails to get his TBTL e-mail under the limit

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Luke and Andrew: “One does not just walk into Mordor and put on a man-bun on… Right”

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Luke and Andrew: “That guy was singing like Elvis!! (Seriously?)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, this has really gotten the nose up on the grossness factor of today’s show. (No, I know)”

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Clips From TBTL #2427

Andrew: “A belt! A belt!”

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Andrew: “Ahh, it was you all along!”

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Andrew: “As an idiot who doesn’t know who Ed Sheeran is”

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Andrew: “Aww, damn it!”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: Having a good laugh #2

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew: “Mom jeans all day. Why you mad, though?”

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Andrew: “No, don’t go in that dark closet!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I see what you did there Game of Thrones. I like it!”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s dumb!”

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Andrew: “Sounds… rough for your family”

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Andrew: “That was a little bit torture porny for her”

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Andrew: “Those guys don’t care about balding!”

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Andrew: “We were trying to give a put up, and we ended giving a put down”

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Andrew: “Wow. Off to a good, off to a good start, Walsh.”

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Andrew: “Yelling at the crowd!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know anything about this business you call, ‘Show’, Luke (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew and Luke: “She does think she’s better than everybody else! I know!!”

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Luke: “And now, the Bay Kitty. The Bay Kitty”

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Luke: “And, it’s all downhill from there. I promise you”

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Luke: “Cuz, I’m a numbskull and… mostly intoxicated when I’m watching the show”

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Luke: “For the… love of Mike”

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Luke: “Give me… a major brark”

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Luke: “I do what anyone would do in this situation: I threw a New Yorker magazine at the cat”

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Luke: “I kinda dig it. Even though, I don’t wanna kinda dig it”

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Luke: “I know I start every show talking about it. I’m sorry. It’s in lieu of us having young, human children, we… talk about our young, animal children”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Quietly saying “Oh, fuck yeah!”

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Luke: “Run. Don’t walk.”

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Luke: Saying “I was living in there! And, I only had two more payments!” as Gil Gunderson

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Luke: Saying “Oh hi, listeners!” as Tommy Wiseau

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Luke: Saying “You’re, you’re bald. And that… man-bun isn’t fooling anyone” as The Hound

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Luke: “Slide, slide, ugh!! Slide, slide, ugh!”

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Luke: “This is a random and… probably grody thought”

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Luke: “Uhh… Let’s see here. I’m, I’m finding it. I’m getting it. I’m getting there.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you serious? Yeah, but I’m not the smartest.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll never not hear, ‘Meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow’ (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thanks, Tens! Geez”

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Clips From TBTL #2426: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “Are you… crapping me!?”

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Luke: “But, I like to go to the downstairs, faraway one when I need to… you know… drop a Duke’s or a double Duke’s”

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Luke: “Ca-caw, ca-caw”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Describing what it was like to interact with two puppets and two puppeteers

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Luke: “Holy shit, Andrew”

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Luke: “I’m King Shit of Turd Mountain”

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Luke: “I’m seeing so many birds and owls!”

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Luke: “I’m that predictable, huh?”

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Luke: “It… looks… amazing”

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Luke: “Oh my God, Andrew Walsh! Dude. We have so much still to do, and you have to go!”

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Luke: “Or, two-thousand, four-hundred and twenty-six times… for those of you scoring along at home”

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Luke: Quietly saying “I have two boats and a swimming pool”

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Luke: Quietly saying “I’m gonna go out there and I’m just gonna weed the shit out of this yard”

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Luke: Saying “Hi ho! Kermit the Frog here” as Kermit the Frog

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Luke: “Uncle Luke, what’s going on in there?”

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Luke: “Wait, what!?!?”

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Luke: “You’re a well known ‘ello ‘ead”

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Luke and Andrew: “Fucking Jean Segura. (I know) Hell, yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I am feeling… so fine today, Andrew. (Yeah?) So fine!”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Making “Raven” Sounds

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Luke and Andrew: “Think about this… you were, you were running low on your stock of stock. That’s, that is true. I was out of stock stock.”

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