Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “And, there are a lot of, ‘Andrews!!!’, this year”

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Andrew: “Andrew!!!”

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Andrew: “Errr? I dunno. I’m old.”

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Andrew: “I keep saying thirty. For those getting anxious about this, I don’t know why you’re anxious. Relax, it’s a podcast.”

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Andrew: “No way, Jose”

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Andrew: “Now, for something completely different”

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Andrew: “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine… ten, eleven… twelve… thirteen, fourteen, fifteen. Wait, that’s only fifteen.”

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Andrew: “Pop-pop gets a treat”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: Snorting #3

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Andrew: “This is a song that I’m in lurv [ph] with”

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Andrew: “This is where I’m an idiot”

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Andrew: “Those… are my Keys to the Show!”

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Andrew: “When I’m wrong, I’m wrong”

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Andrew: “Ya picked the wrong one, Walsh”

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Andrew: “You’re recording our post-show meetings now? That was feedback for you, man.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I like the young people making these sounds. I like that too. Yeah, you know, I’m a, I’m a fan of young people making sound”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ve never misremembered anything before; (Right) but, this could be the first time I do it. Yeah, absolutely.”

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Andrew and Luke: There are a lot of “Andrews!!!” on Andrew’s Song of the Summer candidates spreadshee

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Andrew and Luke: “We’re here! Wow!!”

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Luke: “Cuz, when I walk around the house with my shirt off, which does happen, by the way. Be still… beating hearts… in the listening audience”

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Luke: Episode Two-Thousand, Four-Hundred and Twenty-Fun in a Collector’s Series

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Luke: “I was cyberbullied to within an inch of my life last night”

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Luke: “I was just gonna make a Toomgis reference!!!”

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Luke: “I, I was just booping and, and bleeping on YouTube for hours”

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Luke: “It would be kind of cool if Microsoft, just like, turned around a quick, really low production value… video, funny video response. Like a, you know, a virile video… if you will, Andrew”

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Luke: “Licking German boob”

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Luke: Saying “‘Ello, I’ll record that!” with a Cockney accent

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Luke: Singing “Desposito, why don’t you come to your senses?”

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Luke: Singing “I Can Change” by LCD Subsystem

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Luke: Singing “I might!”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “That will be going up on Marsupial Gurgle”

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Luke: “We’re dolphinately, no way, Jose-ing that”

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Luke: “You took the road more Biebered”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, by the way, today when I was… donking around on Twitter. We you dinking around on your boop boop? I’m not gonna give you more fodder for the remix… of us doing… That was great, by the way… (Oh yeah) in the intro package. That was Linh Pham. That was all Linh Pham who mixed that all together. Not familiar.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I understand you, my friend, have some… some Keys to the Show!!? God, remember this? Remember when we used to do this? Yeah, back when we… back when we cared!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m more of a high maybe on this. A high maybe. Okay, cool… I’m more of a Call This Maybe… Oh, what! Oh my God!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s get into this rotten stuff. Let’s get into this rotten stuff, indeed!”

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Luke and Andrew: Making a lot of “Mmm” sounds

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Luke and Andrew: “Some of these listeners, I’m looking at you Little Red Bandwagon… they, their only joy in life… is fucking with us. Ha!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That will be going up on Marsupial Gurgle… I’m not, I’m (real soon) not familiar. Is that a… is that some sort of a… I dunno, a website or something? It’s a blog that Toomgis keeps… Oh, God! (about) I would read, I would read Toomgis’ blog.”

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Luke and Andrew: “The dolphinately… the for sharks, and the gimme a brark? Gimme a brark, yeah. What’s the difference between dolphinately and for sharks, though?”

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Andrew: “And I… pretty sure that the Thirteenth Commandment was something along the lines of, ‘Thou shalt not be too loud nor too specific'”

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Andrew: “Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark”

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Andrew: “Buckle up, guys! It’s gonna be a good one!”

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Andrew: “Could this get any worse?”

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Andrew: “Dude… more on the Yaris in a moment”

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Andrew: “Egh, whatever”

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Andrew: “Ehh, I know so little about the Vietnam War. I just don’t feel like I’m… the right person to use that analogy on”

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Andrew: Excited “Yeah!”

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Andrew: Goofy “How ya doin’?”

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Andrew: “Gosh… dang!”

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Andrew: “I don’t have words… anymore”

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Andrew: “I know the listeners are all geared up for me to get into another neighbor war right about now”

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Andrew: “I, I do wanna also give, cuz we’re talking about you and you’re the human in this situation, and… I think it’s very TBTL of us to both discuss how our feelings would be hurt in a situation like this”

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Andrew: “I, I love my imaginary dog, too; who, looks a little bit like Rudy”

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Andrew: “I’m just a forty year old white guy in Wallingford whose got, like, these really mundane issues with his… which car he owns”

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Andrew: “It’s all bullshit. It’s stupid.”

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Andrew: “Just to go back to my crappy beginning of this story, where I told everybody why they shouldn’t listen to it”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Luke, what’s my mountain? Do I have a mountain?”

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Andrew: Muffled “Who’s a good doggy?”

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Andrew: “Oh, good!”

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Andrew: “Okay. I’m out. I’m out. I’m out of… I’m out of… my… just… tentative grasp on facts and words”

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Andrew: “Scion people are Yaris people, Luke”

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Andrew: “That’s fine. What, what’s the hurry?”

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Andrew: “This doesn’t bode well”

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Andrew: “This is a… swear to God, true story!”

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Andrew: “Those damn neighbors with that damn dog!”

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Andrew: “You know me, dogological clock… ticking! I wanna meet that dog! I wanna scrunch that dog’s face up”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ball zone area. Jumping pillow. Zip lines. Human foosball. Tug of war. I’m so glad that didn’t end with ‘Centipede'”

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Andrew and Luke: Kulshanately Optimistic

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Andrew and Luke: “Should we just throw Kulshan to the wind?”

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Luke: “God… spaketh to Moses”

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Luke: “Ha-ha-ha-haaa!!”

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Luke: “Hashtag… ButtHoleGate”

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Luke: “I don’t know, Andrew!”

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Luke: “I’ll tell you what is up… dog”

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Luke: “It’s the two thousand, four hundred and twentieth episode, dude… of TBTL”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “No shirt. No shoes. No problem.”

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Luke: Saying “Sorry” in a funny manner

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Luke: “She looked at me like, ‘I am probably gonna drown. What I’m gonna have to do, Dad… is, I’m gonna have to climb your body and push you down on to the watery… depths; and, stand on top of your head. So, that I’m not in the water anymore.'”

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Luke: “The Bay Kitty… has not tried to… kill me lately; so, that puts her number one on my list of household pets”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we pretend that it’s sixteen seconds ago? Sure. I’ll give you another ten (Can we pretend it’s seventeen seconds ago?) There you go. Seemless. Seem–that was in the clear, right? Fix that in post.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m also, I’ve also… done this entire show in my underwear, I didn’t even tell you that part. Thank you for keeping that to yourself. My mountain is, is to get that out of my head.”

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Luke and Andrew: “No mountain trip to Japan too tall. You know it, baby! And, good luck to all.”

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Andrew: “Assuming this has a happy ending… I’m such a happy boy”

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Andrew: “Bang, bang, crash, crash”

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Andrew: “Every time, on this show, I say anything declarative, like I know it for a fact, you can… ‘You Know It, Baby!’ is gonna be wrong”

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Andrew: “If… something, I find out something went wrong with this recording… there is a chance that listeners, right now, are hearing your voice on a telephone; and, they’re wondering why the hell is Andrew so proud of this garbage noise”

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Andrew: “It’s so charming!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Luke!”

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Andrew: “No, we can share it”

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Andrew: “Nope!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, wow!!”

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Andrew: “Only because… I have an itch, and it needs to be scratched… I’m gonna set down this microphone for a second and scratch this itch”

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Andrew: “Or, or a pound of me just being wrong”

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Andrew: “What the hell!?!”

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Andrew: “What the hell? You’re a burglar”

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Andrew: “Why am I rooting for the bad guys?”

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Andrew: “You know it, baby!”

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Andrew: “You know it, baby!” #2

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Andrew: “You know it, baby!” #3

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s excited about finding the pre-fader switch in ipDTL

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Andrew and Luke: “What’s the more fancy word for catapult? Trebuchet? Trebuchet. That’s the word I was looking for. You know it, baby!”

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Luke: “And… we got sharpshot… by a… a… by a Christy-bot”‘

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Luke: “But, I was starting to wobble yesterday”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Go Mariners. Go eat a bagel.”

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Luke: “God, that was a terrible story!”

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Luke: “I really… I really would like you to cut that out of the show. But, you probably won’t; and, that’s probably okay. But, like… that just immediately shot to the top of my list of… idiotic things I’ve said on this show”

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Luke: “I’m glad that, that you’re, you’re snatching happiness… from the jaws of frustration”

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Luke: “I’m the HansAssholeSolo”

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Luke: “New phone, who dis?”

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Luke: “That is a beautiful story, Andrew. I… love your story”

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Luke: “The point was, he was paying me a weird sort of compliment; and, I drank it up… like a man who is crawling through the Desert of Insecurity, and found an Oasis of Backhanded Compliments”

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Luke: “They are, as human beings, too attractive… to live”

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Luke: “Well, I voted for a… working Internet connection… but, I didn’t get I wanted either”

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Luke: “You know what’s funny? I don’t know why I’m gonna… why I’m gonna relay this”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know it, baby! Hey! Hey! Luke… that one’s mine.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know it, baby! Luke! Don’t make me get the lawyers! I’m sorry. No, we can share it.”

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Andrew has said “boop boop” on the show a number of times in the past; but, for some reason, Luke found it quite funny and both said either “boop boop” or “boops” a number of times throughout the show. Below is a mashup of the various “boop boop” and “boops” from the show:

Andrew and Luke: Boops

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Andrew: Andrew is sorry Luke is starving himself on a juice diet and is a little angry at Luke for playing a Vince Vaughn drop

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Andrew: “But, I also wanted to make sure that I was sitting down and paying attention, and not… you know, dinking around with my boop boop. That sounded bad.”

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Andrew: “Dinking around with my boop boop”

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Andrew: “Don’t write that down”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Hmm”

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Andrew: “Enough about you, for God’s sake! Let’s talk about me for a second.”

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Andrew: “Holy birds! Whoo!!”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna take my guitar lessons today, Carey”

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Andrew: “I’m a mascot fan, man!”

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Andrew: “I’m not pregnant”

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Andrew: “I’m only watching shows based on city names”

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Andrew: “If that bamboo bush… is a-rockin’, don’t go a-knockin'”

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Andrew: “It was like a Farmers Insurance commercial. Squirrels were having a party… on our back porch in the morning”

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Andrew: “Just that last half-hour of Andy time so I can dink on my boop boop”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Luke, I’m glad you brought this up”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: Saying “I don’t wanna help you with the wood, dad! I wanna go to Guitar Center!” as a whiny young

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “This is crazy!!”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh. Hey, Andrew!”

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Andrew: “We’re not even on the list?!?”

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Andrew: “What the fuck am I talking about!?”

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Luke: “And, I know this sounds like I’m just trying to like… cover my butt, or something”

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Luke: “Come on, Andrew. Seriously?”

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Luke: “Dingling on your boop boop?”

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Luke: “I make so many trips to the dump”

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Luke: “I may go to sleep in the middle of the show. I mean, that’s an experience the listeners have all the time with this program; but, bear with me”

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Luke: “I think I’m sort of a bad person. I did a bad person thing.”

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Luke: “Man… these are getting weirder and weirder”

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Luke: “My bo-ody”

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Luke: “Yeah, well, you just… one upped me. I talked about… my stomach eating itself. You… playing around on your boop boop.”

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Luke: Yelling “Olive!”

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Luke: “You can… dink on your boop boop”

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Luke: “You know, when you’re dinking your boops”

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Andrew and Luke: “Gee, that’s not the same. Okay. That’s a race, Luke. That is, (I get it, I get it) that’s a costume race. That is not a (Okay) jump.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was… dink… dinking on my boop boop. Dinking around on my boop boop. Dinking around on your boop boop. Yeah, okay, that’s what it is: dinking around on our boop boops.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, two baby rats, I think, ran over my foot the other day then; because… what’s happening is… Uhh, what!!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Your stomach is literally eating itself, man! You need another hot dog! (Well, that’s sort of a good idea)”

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Luke and Andrew: According to Andrew, people of the La Crosse, Kansas, the barbed wire capital of the world, are prickly

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you wanna talk about Amelia Earhart? I do! This is crazy!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m scarred to this day thinking about it. Yeah, I’m scarred hearing about it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “If my bo-ody is having a problem, if it’s hungry… there’s lots, there’s lots to eat… inside Luke’s beef castle. That was (Your stomach)… one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever said on the show.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh my God. Oh, yeah!! Funny! That’s a (Decent) funny joke!”

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Luke: “Don’t… when… when they go interrupt… we go high. Like, don’t try to, don’t try to out-interrupt an interrupter.”

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Luke: “Finally… this show is about me. Thank God.”

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Luke: “Have a great rest of your Wednesday, and remember: No mountain too tall and good luck to all! That really smashed my face.”

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Luke: “Hey, look… the lifeguard’s out”

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Luke: “I can do: No mountain too tall, boing… And, good luck to all, splash”

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Luke: “I have no idea”

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Luke: “I wanna get back to how your life is not… sad, pathetic, or a waste”

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Luke: “I’d love to see him… in one of those outfits. I can’t see him, I can only hear him”

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Luke: “Knock knock”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “May God have mercy on those places”

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Luke: “Oh my God, this is peak Kayne”

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Luke: “Open a window… or head outside Burbank Springs over to the Burbank Springs Aquatic Center… which is where I currently am.”

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Luke: “So, that was the first thing that I did to prove my manhood… to my wife”

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Luke: “Thank you for being such a mensch today”

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Luke: “This is a terrible idea, everybody… but, here we are”

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Luke: “What a wonderful time that was and will be?”

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Luke: Whispering “And a little bit of vodka”

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Luke: “Yeah, yeah, she said she did… and, she was trying to get you to come over. And also, it was a sext.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I gotta try to stop this… this… like, landslide that is my upper torso (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I know better than to start talking… cuz, I know that you’ll totally try to step on me. I actually wasn’t going to”

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Luke and Andrew: “La-di-da-di, we likes to party. That’s a good Slick Rick”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like… this pool that I’m in right now is half of my, it’s half comprised of my urine. Oh, goodness. And the other half (But, no. Seriously) is Rudy’s? Yeah, yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s cooler started draining all of a sudden and Andrew thought Luke was peeing

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Luke and Andrew: “This is some world-class puttering… Oh my God!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Uh, sorry… this is not professional. But, anyway, I, I fixed it… No, this is the one part that isn’t professional, you’re right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “We started boring… the middle was boring, and let’s end boring (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew: “Do it! I mean, I feel like, you know, little by little, you’re chipping away at my contributions to the show; but, I wouldn’t worry about that right now”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Aww”

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Andrew: “God, I’m glad I said that!”

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Andrew: “Holy vertigo, Batman!”

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Andrew: “I kind of ruined my 4th of July”

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Andrew: “I’m leaning back on my chair, not looking at you, and smirking right now”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Li’l Genevieve… who loves me very much”

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Andrew: “Like, that is like the fucking shittiest thing… like, I could’ve written there”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! I hope… you have the right answer to this question”

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Andrew: “Oh, man”

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Andrew: “Probably shouldn’t have said that!”

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Andrew: “Really!!?”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That smirk. That smirk they describe makes me angry.”

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Andrew: “There are so many things to worry about”

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Andrew: “There was a glitch in the file”

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Andrew: “This is stupid”

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Andrew: “Well, what’s your mountain, Luke?”

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Andrew: “What didn’t you do yesterday!?”

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Andrew: “Who am I?”

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Andrew: “Wrong Andrew. Wrong Andrew!”

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Andrew: “Yeah. For as much as I… am scared of everything”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah. Is it good? Yeah!”

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