Clips From TBTL #2416

Andrew: Making a sustained, funny sound

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Andrew: “Making sure nobody rains on my down parade!”

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Andrew: Saying “That gets funnier every time” and laughing

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Andrew: “What’s wrong with me these days!?”

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Andrew: “With tears in our eyes and giggles in our hearts”

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Andrew and Luke: “Jesus (And, I was like) Criminy!! Am I just, am I only convincing you more that this is a terrible book? Yes!! I’m not yelling at you!”

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Andrew and Luke: “No, no, no, listen to the show. We need the download number. Listen to this show… Download this show, but then… listen… show…”

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Andrew and Luke: “Whoa. Who saw that coming? God, it got very sexual! Well, you get into these rhythms. Yeah, follow your body is what Edgar Díaz says.”

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Luke: “I’m… good with it. I’m… I’m fine with it.”

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Luke: “It had nothing on July 5th. Absolute–A day that will live in infamy”

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Luke: “It’s loosey goosey and I love it that way”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, are you shiteing me?”

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Luke: “Well, a very… happy Fourth of July to all of our Hüsker Düs… and Hüsker Don’ts”

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Luke and Andrew: “Clusters makes me sad. I don’t like (Mmm-hmm) clusters. (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “If that hasn’t chased them all off, play the boat show next. Watch them run. All those sweet, sweet Hebrew National hot dogs… just for yourself!! I can’t wait to find out what we talked about on yesterday’s show.”

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Luke and Andrew: “That… got way more sexual than I expected it to. (Me too!)”

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Clips From TBTL #2415

Andrew: “And this is all building up to a hot dog story. I think we’re knee deep in a hot dog story now.”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Ohh!”

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Andrew: “God, I hope that it’s a real shit show in Luke’s personal life; so, we have a good power out!”

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Andrew: “Luke, there’s one thing we should be talking about here; which is, how your dang weekend went.”

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Andrew: Saying “For free!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “That’s not how this works!”

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Andrew: “You can swaddle that dog, like a, like a, like a dog in a thunder shirt on the 4th of July. How about that, that’s timely.”

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Andrew: “Yup. Changin’, changin’ politics”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke, I told you, I’ve never seen Brewster’s Millions. And, that’s the plot for Chariots For Hire.”

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Andrew and Luke: “No, no, that was the actual two minute mark; but, go on… (Oh, shit!)”

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Luke: “But… whatever. It’s my family. I can do what I want.”

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Luke: “By the way, Andrew… I hate this book. This man hates books!”

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Luke: “Even though I’m not, in fact… Jewish. Although, I do like to joke sometimes that I am… I’m Jew-ish.”

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Luke: “God, I am so happy to be home!”

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Luke: “I did, indoodle”

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Luke: “I know this, because I’m a pretty shady person, Andrew”

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Luke: “I’m from drunk, Irish Catholic people. That’s… that’s my people. We drink too much, we fight… we are crazy. And, that’s just… that’s part of the kind of mythology that I’ve created in my own mind around myself.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Most dolphinately… my imaginary radio friendos”

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Luke: “Oh, this is all coming back to me now”

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Luke: Saying “Ha!! You know what’s on here!!?” with a high-pitched voice

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Luke: Saying “I’m jealous” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “So… I am… Swedish and Albanian… on my biological father’s side. And, I am… Irish on my mother’s side, still.”

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Luke and Andrew: “As a forty-one year old man, who recently reunited with part of his biology. I’m in a different place. That’s the Swede in you though. Oh my goodness gracious.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Get outta here (Wow) you… rando!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’d like to… welcome new sponsor, Hebrew National, to the show. Oh, eghh… would that it were”

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Luke and Andrew: “You have that… hot dog life tattoo on your stomach, I mean (I know…) that’s gotta mean something (It’s getting real stretchy)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what, Andrew? It di’n’t. That’s… it di’n’t!”

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Clips From TBTL #2414

Andrew: “Before we knew that frizzy-head lady… was a little bit off her Spongebob”

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Andrew: “God dang it!”

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Andrew: “Good Christmas!”

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Andrew: “I almost bought a bowling alley!”

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Andrew: “I like it! That’s a good name”

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Andrew: “I wish that rhymed on the third one”

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Andrew: “I’ll edit all that out. Nobody even listens to me.”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry for being Captain Obvious over here”

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Andrew: “It is burning up… the Song of the Summer nomination charts, man!”

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Andrew: “It went from zero to hero”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “No crash!!”

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Andrew: “No, no, no, no, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!!”

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Andrew: “Peace and love to Rick Steves”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Stay on the damn ground!”

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Andrew: Stretched out “Yeah”

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Andrew: “That’s my woife!”

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Andrew: “What’s the name of the woo-woo song?”

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Andrew: “What’s up with those clowns in Congress!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Holy cow, you mentioned that! Yes, I’m dying to hear this! Well, let’s not… let’s not over-promise”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is a di–digression. I’m ready for a digression.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Whad’ya having for lunch there? Come on, let us in this (Sorry)”

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Luke: “And, because it’s a Friday, Friday, got to get down on Friday… we’ve got Music… For Your Weekend”

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Luke: “Farts on a plate”

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Luke: “How does the Andrew-bot stay so relevant?”

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Luke: “I’m the perfect person to drop… a truth bomb on this woman”

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Luke: “Insert ‘That’s my woife’ drop in your brain right now, everybody”

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Luke: “It would be Zip Tie City”

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Luke: “It’s time to scrub your daddy!”

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Luke: “Lid on, lid off? Glasses on, hair up? What do you do?”

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Luke: Luke first said it was episode 2404, but then corrected himself

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Luke: “Na-na-na-ing”

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Luke: “Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey-hey-hey, kiss him goodbye?”

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Luke: “People in… bro houses shouldn’t throw hot wings… I think is the old saying”

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Luke: “That was good, right? That was really good.”

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Luke: “Wheeeeeee!”

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Luke: “You turn your can upside down. You do a little dance. You slide it on like a pair of pants.”

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Luke and Andrew: “A guy named Aaron Krause… he is the inventor of something called, Scrub Daddy… Is that where you scrub your daddy?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Shouldn’t someone slay that dragon of… anger? No!”

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Sound of Ironing Board Opening Up

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LRB Summer Picnic Calculator

On Little Red Bandwagon episode #233, the rules on what people should bring to the LRB Summer Picnic, which will be at Woodland Park in Seattle, Washington on Friday, August 18th at 5:00 PM, were cast into stone.

The rule uses some maths based on the numeric value of each of your first, middle and last initials. To simplify things, I threw together a form that will calculate what should bring. The form is found at marsupialgurgle.com/lrbpicnic.

I have also posted the code for the form online in a public Git repository that you can take and play around with if you would like.

Clips From TBTL #2413

Andrew: “And, you know what? I’m just learning now, this kid ain’t wrong.”

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Andrew: “Aww, fuck it”

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Andrew: “By the way… I love Philly”

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Andrew: “I love hearing you talk about weed”

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Andrew: “Is there really… co-ed naked volleyballing. That’s what I wanna know”

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Andrew: “It’s funny how… my brain just fills in the gaps of the audio I can’t hear, apparently”

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Andrew: “It’s so on the nose”

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Andrew: “It’s so on the nose, it’s so… not cool to suggest this. But, can we please go out with ‘Motownphilly’ by Boyz II Men?”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I knew it!”

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Andrew: “Oh, poor me”

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Andrew: “That was a frustration in childhood right there”

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Andrew: “Well, let’s put this on your narcissist test”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, shoot! I don’t have a good enough memory. Hold on… wish me luck with my Internet here. Co-ed… naked (Good luck) t-shirts. You are blocked! This is not suitable for work”

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Luke: “Coming to you today from the City… of Brotherly Love… Philadelphia, PA… aka, The Bay City”

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Luke: “Dozens!!!”

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Luke: “Is it possible this music just got to Philly?”

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Luke: “The Unicorn and The Waterfall”

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Luke and Susie Burbank: “Have you ever been to Philly, Mom? Yah!!!”

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Luke and Susie Burbank: “Were you constantly… just trying to… figure out… non-awkward ways to keep creeps from being creepy? Yes!”

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Susie Burbank: “Whaaaat!!!?”

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Clips From TBTL #2412

Andrew: “And the son of a gun has started smoking”

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Andrew: “And, like, I wouldn’t touch Greek yogurt with your spoon!”

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Andrew: “And, three, two, one, we’re back. Okay, good.”

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Andrew: “But, I don’t know much about much”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Come on! Come on!”

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Andrew: “God, we don’t have time! Write that down, I want to talk about this tomorrow. We serious have to talk about that tomorrow.”

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Andrew: “I was bringing a lot of that weirdness to the table”

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Andrew: “It was an accidental protection”

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, yes! Party in the back!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: Snorting #3

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Andrew: Snorting #4

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Andrew: “Sometimes you amaze me with just, like, the way you use words”

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Andrew: Talking like a drunk football player

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Andrew: “That’s fascinating!”

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Andrew: “The stick that the ice held on to is almost ratcheted, and that’s how they kept the, the ice from just flinging off what would otherwise be just a… glassy smooth… popsicle rod”

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Andrew: “Way to go, America!”

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Andrew: “Well… I guess it wasn’t a clip from the movie”

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Andrew: “You’re, you’re joking”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew snorting and laughing and Luke saying “It tanked. It tanked almost immediately.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I wouldn’t know. It could be the best experience in the world, I’m probably not gonna ever find out. I wouldn’t, I wouldn’t… (Really!?) Yeah”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Chuckling #2

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Luke: “Did ya…promised we were never allowed to make interesting shows. That was the compromise”

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Luke: Gruff “Alright!!”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna fucking talk about this with you!”

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Luke: “I fricked it up”

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Luke: “I got a lot of thangs that I like to do, Andrew”

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Luke: “I would have been… shiteing myself”

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Luke: “I’m not even shitting you!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oikos Boingos, right?”

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Luke: “One click off, bruh”

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Luke: “So, that’s usually my chance to go hide out in the living room and do my thang; and, my thang… last night”

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Luke: “Sorry, I didn’t mean to take it to a weird place”

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Luke: “Who cares. I’m in.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright. I have one… show title. I have a million. Really?”

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Luke and Andrew: Chuckling

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Luke and Andrew: “Yes… but, not everyone with rheumy eyes is a rummy. Right! Alright. Good!”

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