Andrew: “‘Hey, do you need an intern?’ Or, ‘Where are we on that intern thing?’ Or, ‘Hey Chris, haven’t heard back from you about the intern. What’s up there?'”
My brain is bad and so is my ability to distinguish relatively similar voices. As such, some of the clips for Genevieve or Rachel may not be accurately attributed to the correct person. My apologies.
Andrew: “My name is Andrew Walsh; which, is notable… really, only because I didn’t say, ‘Luke Burbank’. He’s the guy who’s usually… rapping at ya, at this time of day.”
Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “You and I used to go to Charlie’s when we were first dating and you were living in Boston; and, you’d always get the double lobster roll and I would always get the double hot dog. That’s right.”
Andrew and Rachel Belle: “I’m oddly wearing my hockey… face mask. You are. I don’t know, I don’t know why I do it. When Luke’s out, I feel like I need some extra protection.”
Andrew, Genevieve Haas and Rachel Belle: “I hate to ask this, because I don’t like being cliché. Vieves, are your headphones working okay? Yup. That was cliché. If you ask me that one more time!”
Andrew, Genevieve Haas and Rachel Belle: “Vieves… will you make us the happiest Taste Buds? I mean, if you can’t really live without me. She’s in. Hehehe… We jumped her in.”
Rachel Belle and Andrew: “If it’s your birthday, and you can have anything you want, what would you want? Then, can you do me a favor and change the name of your podcast to, ‘Your Last Birthday’? What about, ‘It’s Your Birthday!’. What about that?”
Andrew: “In my head, my legendary… seven-word review was, ‘You shoulda lef–left that shit airbrush on the side on a panel van’. That’s more than seven words.”
Andrew and Luke: “This isn’t canon! This guy’s off the rails, Luke. It’s everything that was released in the UK. I dunno what to tell you. Don’t take up your issues with Dave Wyman. I will.”
Luke and Andrew: “It’s… Penny Lane. No, it’s not. No, it’s not! Are you kidding me!? Yeah. No, this whole thing is… I’m editing this all out. This is ridiculous.”
Luke and Andrew: “Forgive me for this, but it was… it was a kamikaze mission. It was too beautiful to live, is what it was. It was, in fact, too beautiful to live.”
Luke and Andrew: “Well, my name’s Luke Burbank, and I’m here to say… (No, no, no, no, no, nope…) I’m talking about road signs in a major way. I am beeping all of that out.”
Luke and Andrew: “What is happening to us today? (I don’t know!) It’s only Tuesday. We’re supposed go off the rails on… Well, it’s actually Wednesday… Well, that’s part of the problem right there.”
Andrew: “I was a, a very large kid for most of my life; and then, and then, I started to lose a lot of weight. Probably, you know, some growth spurt shit going on”
At the “South of Queso” TBTL live show in Austin, TX, the guys had Shakey Graves on as a musical guest. Shakey Graves performed two songs on stage and both were included in the podcast.
Shakey Graves: Performing “As Long As You Love Me”
Andrew and Luke: “Did we get in trouble for that by… you know, (We did have to pay some extra money) I don’t wanna know. Aw, damn! (Yeah) Thank you for supporting TBTL. Yeah. We had to get here you guys, I’m sorry.”
Andrew and Luke: “Hey man! How are ya, buddy? I’m as nervous as a fly on a glue-pot, man. Oh, you still have… you still have your list of Texas idioms, I see.”
Andrew and Luke: “Thirteen is the number of times Luke tried to casually drop ‘Y’all’ last night. I made some good friends, Andrew. You’re just jealous.”
Luke: “We have this young man, just to my left. He’s the Hodor of podcasting. He tripped coming on stage, but it doesn’t mean that he thinks he’s better than anyone else. And, he is into the regional cuisine of the area. (I might have tacos when I go home. I’m not quite sure yet.) His name is Andrew Walsh!”
Luke and Andrew: “Andrew’s childhood sleeping bag… that he used in the RV on the way down here. Filled with… forty years of farts… and… moderate boners. And now… it is yours. It was really the moderate part of that that really bothered me.”
Luke and Andrew: “One… is the number of times that Andrew… literally slapped himself in the face trying to kill a fly. That might have happened. It’s hard to say.”