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Andrew: “And everybody was, like ‘Heh-heh-heh’ …-ing it up all the time”

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Andrew: “But, I’m really looking forward”

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Andrew: “I think I forgot them. I had ’em and then there was all this pen business; and, now, I can’t remember them anymore.”

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Andrew: “If that happens, nothing, nothing makes sense at all… anywhere… anymore”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Please laugh”

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Andrew: Saying “Guten Tag, Luke” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Tentative “Sure”

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Andrew: “This is not me, like, pranking you in a ‘Spreadshee’ kinda way”

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Andrew and Luke: Saying “‘You know what I mean’ That’s so good!” in high-pitched voices

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Andrew and Luke: “‘Why wouldn’t I!?!’ Which was my imitation of… (Gilbert Gottfried) of Gilbert Gottfried, doing Beavis, doing Butthead… (Perfect) is what that was.”

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Luke: “Buckle up, cuz this is not an interesting story”

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Luke: “Dang it! Well, that was story number one, my divorce”

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Luke: “Don’t quote me on that”

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Luke: “Don’t you understand that I have a very important podcart to record?”

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Luke: “How… dare… you”

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Luke: “I have binders of Tobolowsky that I’d like to share with you”

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Luke: “I’m gonna need you to work Saturday”

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Luke: “It’s actually USB in the front, USB in the back”

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Luke: “Just two bros… bro-ing it up”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “My theory is that there’s some kind of ghost in the machine”

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Luke: Saying “Yeah… I’m gonna need you to work Saturday. That’d be great.” as an uninspired Bill Lumbergh

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “Ten Simple Rules for Talking to My Harvey”

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Luke: “You look like a staff e-mail come to life!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke pranks Andrew with a truncated “Technogeeks with Spreadsheets” drop

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Yo, yo, yo!”

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Luke and Andrew: “What should we call, what should we call this episode? Presuming a Number Two Situation.”

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Andrew: “All’s fair game in the restroom as far as I’m concerned”

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Andrew: “Andrew, you… treading water podcast host!”

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Andrew: “Buckle up!”

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Andrew: “Damn it, was I, was I muttering to myself?”

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Andrew: “Guten Tag, Senpai”

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Andrew: “Hey, what’s a Zune? Can you Bing that for me?”

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Andrew: “I am surprised, this does not seem like you. You don’t seem like a pranky guy!”

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Andrew: “I don’t process numbers over a hundred thousand”

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Andrew: “I said Guten Tag, sir!”

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Andrew: “It’s not a sign of great mental health, I’ll give you that.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Millions, billions, trillions, I don’t know. Let the economists figure it out.”

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Andrew: “Oh shit!”

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Andrew: “Oh shit! Though, now, we… now we have to deal with the underlying issues, don’t we?”

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Andrew: “Poop fingers”

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Andrew: “Thank you for mortifying me; but, then, applying the… the, the cool balm… of prankster reality”

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Andrew: “That will never work, Walsh!!”

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Andrew: “‘You merely adopted the podcast’ God, I do the worst Bane!”

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Andrew: “You’re just nailing it tonight, man! Jokes are landing! People are liking ya! You’re just a magnificent bastard.”

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Andrew: “You’re playing dumb”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “She had to sell her Zune… in order to make this happen” and Luke cracks up

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Andrew and Luke: “Guten Tag means hello and goodbye!”

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Luke: “And, how about you!?”

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Luke: “Andrew, you magnificent bastard”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Guten Tag, señor!”

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Luke: “Hey, it’s Nugget Kid!”

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Luke: “I don’t want to be a, a, a rain cloud of negativity… on this passion for pranking Thursday”

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Luke: “Just makes me want to Bing ‘Zune’ so hard right now”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Pranking an… elephant”

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Luke: “Stop eating our nuggs. We have no more nuggs.”

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Luke: “The most, the most retweeted tweet in Twitter tweetstory has been tweeted”

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Luke: “Tip of the baldness helmet”

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Luke: “What!?”

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Luke: Whispery “Wow!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, do we live in a world with no more standards, Andrew? Oh my God! We are this close to a participation trophy rant, my friends. Buckle up!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh my… God. Are you serious? (Yup)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sorry, this coffee is coming back up on me. Why do they make decaf coffee, Andrew. That’s my question. Are we just doing, are we just doing observational, observational comedy now?”

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Andrew: “And then, at the very end of your dream, right before you wake up, you see a man in a laser baldness helmet”

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Andrew: “And, bing!”

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Andrew: “Honestly, I don’t remember anything before ass over tea kettle”

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Andrew: “I think there is something so inherently… unsexy about the image. Again, like, this is the woman who’s with me. Like, she knows from unsexy, but I think…”

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Andrew: “I wanna try it!”

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Andrew: “I’m worried that I’m gonna be taking all the fun out of this trip. I’m promising you, on this road trip, I’m gonna try to be as fun as possible.”

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Andrew: “It’s just… mudslides… There’s just mudslides all over the place.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Ooooh, yeah!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Fireball”

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, God!” away from the microphone

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Andrew: “Sir, is that a Nash? Get out of our store with a Nash, ya poser!”

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Andrew: “Skate or die!”

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Andrew: “They sent you a message with their faces and you heard that message, and saw that message; and now, you’ll internalize it and know that they’re not playing that game.”

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Andrew: “To the extreme!!”

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Andrew: “Ummm”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wishing a broken wrist for Luke

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Andrew and Luke: “Catch you on the flip side, dude-meisters… (Whoa!) Not!!! Easy poochie… easy.”

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Andrew and Luke: “In the tears of slaves. Yeah, exactly!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke, it’s seven minutes, I stumbled over a word. Can you clean it up for me? Probably not. It’s just at seven minutes, dude, it will be really easy.”

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Andrew and Luke: Ran out of Dazzling Donor music trying to pronounce “Guglielmo”

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Luke: “Dinner time!!”

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Luke: Drawn out and deflated “I know”

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Luke: “I don’t know why I’m taking this to… Hurtful Town”

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Luke: “I think it’s possible that rollerblading is the unicycle of roller skating.”

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Luke: “I’m gonna head down… to the skateboard shop… like a young… and… get a skateboard… and probably kill myself within two hours of trying to ride on it”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing like Muttley

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Luke: “Oof”

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Luke: Saying “We’re being crazy!” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: Singing “We wish you a broken wrist-a, we wish you a broken wrist”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: Spit Take

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Luke: “Throw that log on the fire! It’s also, your circadian rhythms are jacked!!”

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Luke: “Ugh!!! Dad! I’m skating!”

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Luke and Andrew: Rollerblading, SoCo and Sparking the Fires of Love

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Luke and Andrew: “So basically, if you see me in a bar and you’re drinking hundred proof… Southern Comfort, you’re my hero. And, if you’re only damaging your body to the tune of forty-two percent alcohol, I don’t have time for you. Get busy drinking it… get busy… dying. I don’t know.”

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Andrew: “Case cloched” (nb: This clip was edited to remove an utterance made by Luke between the two words. Sorry, Luke.)

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Andrew: “God, we go to Arizona a lot, don’t we?”

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Andrew: “Hi, I’m Andrew. I’m here because I illegally dumped a chair and it was, it was on my conscience”

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Andrew: “I know!!”

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Andrew: “I read a headline. That’s… that’s the end of my research.”

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Andrew: “I used to go to the dump all the time when I first moved here”

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Andrew: “If it stays with me, then it’s probably inside me”

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Andrew: “It didn’t occur to me that I could be in a middle of like… pitch producing; and then, suddenly, an alien pops out of my belly”

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Andrew: “Let’s just put it this way, I got a lot of questions and a lot of opinions. So, buckle up for that tomorrow, Lukles.”

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Andrew: “Like peanut butter and… motor oil”

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Andrew: “My jobs have been really weird and un-Andrew like”

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Andrew: “Oh, good”

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Andrew: Tapping a pen on his clipboard

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Andrew: “That sounds like some… Bellingham… backwoods beauty…”

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Andrew: “There’s something about the soul of a ball bearing. There’s something about the, the lubrication of the ball bearing that just makes it just seem like something out of this world.”

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Andrew: “Timer be damned”

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Andrew and Luke: Aridzona

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Andrew and Luke: Grandalf the Great

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Andrew and Luke: Luke sighs when Andrew brings up hosting TBTL with Barbara Bogaev again

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Andrew and Luke: Trying to spell “Albuquerque”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wow, this went south quickly, didn’t it? Yeah.”

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Luke: “But, the other thing is, you know, they have in St. Paul. So, you could go to St. Paul, you could still feel… you know… night time sniffling, sneezy, achy head, fever… coughing, so you can rest medicine”

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Luke: “First of all, let me just say, ‘Rock Jock Jayhawk'”

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Luke: “How dare you… I medicate it with a special, generic medicine that’s slowly turning me into a lady”

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Luke: “Humdinger”

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Luke: “Is there anything better than going to the dump?”

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Luke: “Let’s not get bogged down in that”

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Luke: “Roll up in the club like, ‘Oooh, can I be here?'”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “That’s all you’s do… is spin a fidget spinner. Do ya know about these things?”

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Luke: “This just… takes me back… so hard… to… 1998 or something”

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Luke: “Well, shit”

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Luke: “What happened to you at Cub Scout camp?”

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Luke: “Yarrrrr Bar”

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Luke and Andrew: Clipboard wielding Andrew is stern

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Luke and Andrew: Taking it to the dump

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