Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “Apropos of literally… nothing”

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Andrew: “Aww, goddamn it!”

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Andrew: Bro Rules, or Brules

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Andrew: “Can I just totally out your brother Dave?”

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Andrew: Chopped and Screwed “Gimme Pizza”

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Andrew: “God, I miss the 80s!”

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Andrew: “Ha!”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: Having a really good laugh

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Andrew: “Hey… I like that!”

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Andrew: “Holy shit!!”

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Andrew: “I believe… that KFC chicken exists. I just don’t believe that it’s man-made.”

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Andrew: “I could be wrong about that”

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Andrew: “I know you hate this shit!”

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Andrew: “I love this e-mail from Gary, I hate this e-mail from Gary; but, I love this e-mail from Gary.”

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Andrew: “I see. I don’t feel bad for not knowing that.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing #4

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “It is. It’s just classic.”

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Andrew: “Lou-eh, Lou-eh [ph]“

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Andrew: “Oh, goddamn it!”

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Andrew: “Oh, what am I doing to this show?”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Stop the show!!”

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Andrew: “Thou! Shall! Pass later! Maybe. Shout out to the Burbank clan enjoying today’s episode of TBTL.”

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Andrew: “You have a cat, right? That’s like Putin.”

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Andrew: “You’re fucking up all… I’m just trying in bad words now”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, it’s actually from our friend Sky. You mentioned Sky on the show… The Sky Pilot!!? What’s that? The Sky Pilot. That’s, that’s what we used to always call him in Seattle (Oh, okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew doesn’t want to be The Groz

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke saying “I’ll have to power through that part of the conversation”

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Andrew and Luke: “Arby’s… (God, I do a good Ving Rhames) Don’t dump your poo here! (That was with) Arby’s… We have some rules!”

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Andrew and Luke: Cole Slaw and AP Style Guide Joke

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Andrew and Luke: “Shari’s Berries, these are known as the dessert that got Luke off his grind. They’re the Grind Buster!”

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Andrew and Luke: “That was gross (Sure)”

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Luke: “Arby’s… We have the electricity”

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Luke: Funny Sound

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Luke: “Haven’t we had enough of my bullshit… at this point?”

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Luke: “Ho!!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “North of warm, south of scalding pocket”

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Luke: Snickering

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Luke: “The Sky Pilot!!!”

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Luke: “This, this rockabilly dude escaped my radar”

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Luke: “Ya, sure. You betcha.”

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Luke: “Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: “‘A little more than a year ago, we moved from Everett, Washington to China, Maine’ Hold on a second. (There’s a China) Stop the show!! There’s a China, Maine!? I’m pretty sure that’s where the country is… what the country is named after. I could be wrong about that.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, Andrew. Oh, Luke!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ruby says the way you pronunciate. Pronunciate!? [sic] That’s an ironic word to mess up the pronunciation on (Yep)”

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Luke and Andrew: “So anyway, in summary… cats, pretty nice. I guess. I think it’s kind of a bullshit study.”

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Andrew: “Ahhhh-aahhh”

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Andrew: “Cremains”

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Andrew: “Damn straight!”

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Andrew: Gimme Pizza

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Andrew: “Hey Banana Face… Hey Banana Breath… You want some cool ice gum here?”

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Andrew: “Hey, everybody! When in Rome”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. Do you think left-handed people more sexy? Let’s talk about it after the news! That was an imitation of myself, by the way.”

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Andrew: “I guess, you might even say that they chopped it and they screwed it, Luke. I don’t know.”

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Andrew: “I need you all to stay calm”

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Andrew: “I… do not care at all what happens to me when I’m dead”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna guess you’re also thinking, ‘Ahhhh-aahhh, isn’t this the part where Luke’s supposed to be doing talking? Where’s Luke? What’s going on? Why are you changing my podcart? I don’t like change.'”

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Andrew: “It’s really dark, man”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let go and let… ADubs”

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Andrew: “Not all heroes wear capes”

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Andrew: Saying “It’s… happening people!” in a high-pitched voice

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Andrew: “That would be bullshit!”

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Andrew: “There it is!”

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Andrew: “What’s going on?”

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Andrew: “Where’s Luke?”

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Andrew: “Which dash Kardashian dash are dash you… dash take dash the dash quiz or whatever”

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Andrew: “Why are you changing my podcart?”

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Luke: “Ashes to ashes, funk to funky. We know Major Tom’s a junky.”

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Luke: “Crash into me. Crash into me.”

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Luke: “Dang it. It’s Atari.”

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Luke: “I’ll have a Mod Pizza”

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Luke: “TBTL: South of Queso, Wagon Wheel Sensibility, Shitter’s Full”

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Luke: “Thank God, I was not at the wheel!”

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Luke: “That’s all I can say about… that”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “I noticed that my Radio Shack, not a Radio Shack… my Radio Shack. The Radio Shack… Huge banners, ‘Going Out of Business’. Just, this is it, this is the end. Everything must go.”

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Andrew: “It’s the dichotomy of ‘The Shack'”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Really!?”

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Andrew: “Oh, I’m an idiot!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no.”

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Andrew: Saying “It’s all coming back to me!” in a high-pitched voice

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Andrew: Singing “TBTL”

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Andrew: “This whole time, I’ve just been conflating my Pendletons!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, oh yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew worked out and smells like stinky lunch

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Andrew and Luke: “It doesn’t have to hurt. It doesn’t have to hurt.”

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Luke: “Do you have a magic radio that makes them not suck?”

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Luke: “I wanted to get some bad food”

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Luke: “Let’s just do it and be legends, man.”

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Luke: “My good friend Andrew Walsh is having some Radio Shack related sadness”

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Luke: “Oh, I know, man. I’m such a sucker.”

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Luke: “Oh, my God!! Are you kidding me!?”

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Luke: Singing “And I, can’t go on without you. The way you look…” as Jennifer Lopez and Ja Rule

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Luke: Singing “The way you fix a broken Palm Pilot” as Ja Rule

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Luke: Singing “The way you look, the way you walk… cancelling the festival” as Ja Rule

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Luke: “That night, Ja Rule gave a toast, ‘To living like movie stars, partying like rock stars, and fucking like porn stars’. This woman writes, ‘If Ja Rule is punished for anything, perhaps it should be that.'”

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Luke: “The first name in… closing down and breaking Andrew’s heart”

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Luke: “Well, fug it”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you guys sell any employee blocking headphones? Right!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Honestly, I just worry about butthole cancer. I don’t know if you’ve seen the color of my butthole flaps? No, but… Too loud, (Too specific) too specific!”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Got to do! Got to do!”

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Andrew: “And, of course, my rules, you know, I have ten rules for dating my cheese.”

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Andrew: “Bubbling their way up from my laughter center”

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Andrew: “But, certainly that banana, once it’s been peeled and now it’s starting brown a little bit, that’s just the Devil’s smell. That, I just can’t, I can’t take it at all.”

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Andrew: “Can she come to Austin with us, please, Luke? Can we bring the dog?”

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Andrew: “Cats and birds, cats and mice, dogs and cats. Like, these are the natural order of things.”

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Andrew: Funny Laugh

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Andrew: Having a really good laugh

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Andrew: “I didn’t used to. I used to just… just be innocent over here.”

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Andrew: “I’m done! Power out!”

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Andrew: “I’m just a big baby”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to be holier-than-thou about it”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Lily-white Wallingford neighborhood I live in”

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Andrew: “Never trust a big podcast and a smile”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. Oh my God. What if Olive is a grave robber? That’s even worse, isn’t it? Cuz, it’s sick! Sick!”

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Andrew: “Oh… God”

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Andrew: Saying “If you’re not sure about that sketchy guy who’s walking down your sidewalk” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “We’re getting closer!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Some just God-honest chortles”

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Andrew: “TBTL: Chalky (?) Cheese”

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Andrew: “Wham-bam, you’re a Ten!”

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Andrew: “Yaris! Yaris!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know. What are we doing? Why are doing this? Why are we doing this? It’s a great question: What are doing and why are we doing it? …great questions our listeners have on a constant basis.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Just a turd out there. She’s just such a turd out there!”

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Luke: “2017’s number one Donovan fan joins us now”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “‘Ello, Guv’nor!”

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Luke: “I can’t stand it!!!”

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Luke: “Is it possible that you’re a super baby?”

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Luke: “It was an ex-parrot by the time… she brought it in”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Opa!”

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Luke: “Schnoof [ph]“

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Luke and Andrew: “All we ask… is… all of your attention, all of your money and zero of your criticism. It’s a… it’s a modest request (Holy shit!) really. That’s all we ask on this show (Oh my God!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, by the way, welcome to ‘It’s Raining Cats and Dogs’. (Mmm-hmm) Welcome to ‘Calling All Pets’.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Fungiform… papillae. Eew.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Fungiform… papillae. Eew. Which is Latin for ‘mushroom-shaped bumps’. Ugh, now I don’t even want, I don’t even want my tongue in my mouth anymore. And forget French kissing! What’s so great about French kissing?”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a little upcutty (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Power… in. Power in!”

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