Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “But, let’s not be a baby about it”

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Andrew: “D.J. ‘Judgment Day’ Moffett”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke Burbank”

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Andrew: “I got something to say about D.J.”

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Andrew: “I shouldn’t have felt awkward, but I felt really awkward; and, I just wanted every, every atom in my body to scream out to her, ‘I’m okay! I’m, I’m okay… I promise! I know there’s no reason you should believe that, but I am.'”

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Andrew: “I was Mr. Fund Drive Producer”

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Andrew: Imitating sound of a bong hit

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Spreadshee”

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Andrew: “No, hell no!”

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Andrew: “Oh God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I stalled out there. I was trying to think of a spoof. Failed. Leaving it in.”

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Andrew: “That used to be my jam, man”

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Andrew: “That’s a tuner, bro!”

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Andrew: “That’s where this shit always falls apart, right?”

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Andrew: “To D.J. Moffett!!”

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Andrew: Unsure “Maybe”

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Andrew: “Whoa”

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Andrew and Luke: “Closer, but less classy? Closer, but less classy, possible show title.”

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Andrew and Luke: Forvikian Jokes

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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s just say that you leave it be, right? Ha-ha-ha. But, let’s just say… Have you met us?!”

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Luke: “And, if you want me to put on pants to prove it, I will.”

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Luke: “And, it’s… 4/20, my dude!”

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Luke: “Holy calamity, damn insane”

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Luke: “How… little… faith… do you have in me?”

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Luke: “I actually think this coffee machine might be getting ready to blow”

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Luke: “I gotta know… which Hotel deLuxe employee does not think I’m the bomb”

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Luke: “Night surfing… deserves a quiet night”

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Luke: Saying “I love you Mary Jane!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Think about that shit!!”

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Luke: “What!?”

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Luke: “What kind of dingus am I?”

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Luke and Andrew: D.J. vs J.D. Moffett

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Luke and Andrew: “Get a Ford truck!! Yeah!! You’re a man!! Eager, man!! Winner winner, chicken dinner!! Men don’t drive Yarises!”

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Luke and Andrew: Hurtful Joke and Muted Mic

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Luke and Andrew: “I go with Booking.Yeah, and you go with Booking.Eh. Nyeh! Neh!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s story about seeing Michael Stipe in Prospect Park

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Luke and Andrew: “Now we’re making D.J. sound like Bill Brasky. Yeah! ‘He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. To D.J. Moffett!!!’ (To D.J. Moffett!!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Which… is totally attracting sharks! Oh God! Think about that shit!!”

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Andrew: “As the gyro flies”

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Andrew: “Don’t fly over the water!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what you’re talking about”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, man. I just don’t think they got it anymore.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh my God!!”

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Andrew: “What’s going through your head!? And… how does that work in your mind?”

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Andrew and Luke: “There have been times in my life where… literally, like people were asking me out, or implying… I’ve left so many notes on your car, it’s not even funny. Dude, that’s Genevieve’s car. I’m gonna punch you in the nose.”

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Andrew and Luke: “We’re in business.. end… of the ham”

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Andrew and Luke: “What I do is I write my embarrassing memories on a little slip of paper, and then put it in a bucket. And then… You call it a ‘Fuck It’ bucket. That’s not what I call it.”

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Luke: “A hard password is gonna fall”

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Luke: “I did not want to miss my chance to blow”

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Luke: “It’s worked great on my bald spot”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, you fools. Oh, you naive fools.”

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Luke: “Well, I’ve got something to say”

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Luke: “You ain’t no Mickey Mantle”

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Luke: “You… poor… naive… bastard”

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Luke and Andrew: Gyrocopters and Gyros

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Luke and Andrew: Luke eating some Persian cucumbers and Andrew does a Vlasic Pickles Stork impression

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Luke and Andrew: Luke laughing and Andrew saying “Sorry”

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Luke and Andrew: Sears’ shady side is their food department

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s some Star Trek shit, yo! I know!”

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Andrew: “Also, I’m worried that if we get a PO Box, it takes away a big chunk of content of this show; which is, me complaining about not having a PO Box.”

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Andrew: “Boop, boop, booping away”

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Andrew: “Come on, let me just do the death kill… here. Or, death blow or whatever.”

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Andrew: “Eyes wide shut. I do my taxes in a very weird way. It’s a very sexy way, but it’s a weird way.”

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Andrew: “Fuck it, it’s time to do push-ups”

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Andrew: “Hey, if you’re gonna Whatcom the talk, you better… Shit!!”

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Andrew: “I want my figure to be fit by the time I get outta here; because, it’s gonna be bikini season”

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Andrew: “I wonder about that”

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Andrew: “I, I celebrated my one Hearthiversary recently”

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Andrew: “I’ve never been to Vegas… yet!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Like a… I guess one of those sanitary n… not sanitary napkin. That is the wrong word.”

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Andrew: “Now, I don’t even know if I’m just telling his story wrong”

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Andrew: “See, this is an example where I need to be a little bit more Burbanky”

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Andrew: “The Fast and the Furry…ous?”

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Andrew: “Umm… uh… no.”

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Andrew: “What do you call yourselves? The Tax Advisors!”

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Andrew: “When is it lump time?”

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Andrew: “Yee-haw!”

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Luke: “All your tax are belong to the IRS?”

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Luke: “Are you the Leeroy Jenkins of Hearthstone?”

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Luke: “Boo-gyoor King. Boo-gyoor Rey. Boo-roo Rey. [ph]“

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Luke: “Can I deduct… a magazine subscription; also, what are you doing to my wife!?”

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Luke: “Can’t start, won’t start”

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Luke: “He’s a CPA in the streets and a wild man in the sheets”

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Luke: “I… could… get… this… in… there!”

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Luke: “I’ll allow it!”

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Luke: “If you’re gonna What the Com, oh shit!”

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Luke: “It was a wild time in the 80s!”

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Luke: “Pod-dog… is down the hall, just… just mean-mugging my brother-in-law”

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Luke: Rolling his Rs when saying “Roo-ful-lays [ph] has ridges”

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Luke: Singing “I see Mountain Dew… Mr. Pibb” in a Louis Armstrong manner

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Luke: “Welcome to The Little Red Baggin, toi toi toi toi toi”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing #2

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Luke and Andrew: “Tax Day, Tax Day, gotta get down on Tax Day (That’s the song)”

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Luke and Andrew: The Little Red Baggin

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Due to the number of clips pulled from TBTL #2360, clips from the “No Point Conversion” portion of the show are in a separate post.

 

Andrew: “And this might just be… me and my glorious body”

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Andrew: “Eff it! We’ll do it live!!”

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Andrew: “Hey!”

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Andrew: “Holy macaroons!!”

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Andrew: “I hate the feel of jeans… right out of the washer and dryer. Like, they’re, they’re stiffer and they take me a day to get ’em back into my, into my ugly curves of my body. If you know what I mean, like…”

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Andrew: “Ice, Ice Maybe?”

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Andrew: “It took me a really long time; but, I got there”

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ, you’re good!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and Saying “I’m trying to make… You know what? Just send me a hundred bucks.”

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Andrew: MFGA: Make Finland Great Again

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Andrew: “No, you’re totally right”

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Andrew: Saying “How pissed do you think Kool-Aid is about that!?” in a high-pitched voice

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Andrew: Saying “ipDT-Hell” in a spooky manner

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Andrew: Saying “Luke’s kind of nervous about his weight” in a nasally voice

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Andrew: Saying “This is how you treat this thing” in a semi-sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Shocked Gasp

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Andrew: “This one had no toenails. Stop talking about that.”

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Andrew: “You’re just in a sea of… floating words”

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Luke: “Also found out that my wife thinks I’m a gross person”

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Luke: “Am I crazy?”

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Luke: Cute Giggling Sound

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Luke: “Fine. Fine. Fine. I’ll do it.”

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Luke: “He’s stupid like a fox”

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Luke: “I don’t think I have the right to. I just got pwned by you.”

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Luke: “I thought jeans were like a cast-iron skillet that needs to seasoned. Am I crazy?”

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Luke: “I’m saying words, and I guess, most of the time, they line up in some sort of vaguely logical fashion; but, I actually have no conscious thought about the words that are coming out of my mouth as I’m saying them.”

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Luke: “Ice, Ice Baby” reference gone awry due to messing up a line

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Luke: “Oof”

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Luke: Saying “ipDTL” in a spooky manner

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Luke: Saying “Luke’s feeling embarrassed about his weight and… Andrew’s got a big night that he’s nervous about” in a nasally voice

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Luke: “Shia, Shia, Shia”

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Luke: Singing “Goodnight baby, sleep tight my love.”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait… wait!”

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Luke: “We’re not gonna do this. I’m not gonna do this. I’m not doing this. Thank God, this isn’t happening.”

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Luke: Whispering “Shia, Shia, Shia”

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Luke: “You need to wash those jeans!”

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Luke and Andrew: “A new religion… that’ll bring you to your knees… Walsh Velvet, if you please. Hey!”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, whenever you just see the ‘Whatever version of 4chan,’ you just know nothing good is happening there. Right?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh… damn!! (Yeah!) The student has become the master! (There you go!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, Andrew… thing one: the person thinking about doing the cheating was a woman. Ahh, that’s not, nope. That’s not, that doesn’t scan with my gender specific view of the world, Luke. Exactly, Andrew. I just blew your mind.”

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