Clips From TBTL #2352

Andrew: “A good dog!!”

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Andrew: “Ahh, that’s where you are!”

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Andrew: “And, this is long before my dogological clock started ticking heavily”

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Andrew: “Healthcare is going to fucking go away for the people that I love. That’s why I’m out here marching.”

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Andrew: “It’s not, ‘Speaking of speaking of speaking of beans'”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Making a whooshing sound

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Andrew: “Or, just drink so much you forget about your shame…”

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Andrew: “Paint your… paint your flood spot?”

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Andrew: “Sick!!”

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Andrew: “Sorry, that was a long MF rant… but, I’m done now.”

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Andrew: “‘That girl doesn’t know you exist.’ I know, isn’t it great!?”

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Andrew: “That is a piece of shit; and, it makes your product look bad.”

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Andrew: “There’s never a wrong time for Zune”

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Andrew and Luke: “Again, not taking the bait on that one. Do you shark your couch? Shark your bald spot?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew stopped his long rant after Luke interrupted him quite a few times

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Andrew and Luke: “But you won’t do that. But, what is that!? That’s what I’m still… confused on. Somebody e-mail us.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Where’s the gold? Yeah. The Search for Lukle’s Gold”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re just chopping off the back-half of the word; because, microphone, that’s it (Yeah) and you type off the ‘rophone’. Chop off (Yeah) the ‘rophone’.”

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Luke: Chuckling and Sighing

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Luke: “He knows what sex means. He knows about the clubs and dr–“

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Luke: “I gotta tell you something… dang cute about the Pod-dog”

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Luke: “I-I-I-I’m sorry, I’m not trying to have a hot take. Maybe, this isn’t even a hot take, maybe this is a lukewarm take”

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Luke: “If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie, wipe the seatie”

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Luke: “Is it a given that we need to stop making out with each other’s wives?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Really!?!”

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Luke: “S-Town Two: The Search for Lukle’s Gold”

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Luke: Saying “And now it’s time… it’s time for our number one song. Knocking ‘Mambo No 5’ off the top spot just after one show, it’s our… Def Leppard, Love Bites is Mas True, level donors of the day” as Casey Kasem

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Luke: Saying “Where the hell is that!?” as Casey Kasem

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Luke: Thanking a listener in a Tom Leykis-like voice

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Luke: “This felt like… this felt like… a, a tempest in an Internet to me, yesterday”

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Luke: “When I’m done, my burps remind me that I just had a burger”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, that my friends… is mas true. Damn it, I was gonna say that!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can I just, can I just grab the wheel, and just throw it hard to the right at the end of the show, (Sure) apropos of nothing? (Sure)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Was Meatloaf recently on ‘It’s Raining Cats and Dogs’? Maybe he can explain it. I think he was.”

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Clips From TBTL #2351

Andrew: “Blah, blah, blah”

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Andrew: “Damn it, how do you go through your damn life without knowing that the left lane is for passing!?”

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Andrew: “Derp derpin'”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Oh, holy shit!!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know anything about computers or audio!”

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Andrew: “I don’t want a Luke Burbank huffing behind me as I talking about the Church of England, you know what I mean”

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Andrew: “I knew it. I knew you were gonna do that, you bastard!”

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Andrew: “I know about the clubs and drug”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Mamby pamby, crunchy stuff”

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Andrew: “Maybe always, you know, start your questions with ‘Hey dummies’. A lot of you do that anyway”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s really good!”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah! Oh, that’s… that’s what I needed!”

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Andrew: Saying “I cannot eat these newsletters” as Glen Grant

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Andrew: Saying “Watching you, okay?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Speaking of speaking of beans”

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Andrew: “That’s what I was about to say!”

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Andrew: “Yes!”

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Andrew: “You brought us to Santana World… you did that; and, now, that’s a reality we live in. We live in Smooth, Santana. We need to slowly climb”

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Andrew: “You threw away the good one. This is how much you hate me. This is really it. This isn’t even about TBTL anymore. This is… this is how much you dislike me as a person.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you just cut that off just to drive me (No!) crazy!? No!”

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Andrew and Luke: Live Mixing of Technogeeks and ‘Clubs and Drug’ drops while Lou Bega’s “Mambo No 5” is playing

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Andrew and Luke: London, the Japan of Europe

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Luke: “Alright, we’d like to thank our Lou Bega, Mambo No 5 level donors the day”

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Luke: “Boy… I’ll tell you what, life turns on a dime, people”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: Cute Chuckle #2

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Luke: Drawn out “Oh, man”

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Luke: “Houston, we have a boner”

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Luke: “I’m gonna sort the hell outta you later”

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Luke: “If you’re trying to legit make bread… and it has, like, no carbs in it”

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Luke: “Low Sugar Mama and Peace, Love and Low Carbs”

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Luke: Making a whip cracking sound

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Luke: Saying “And, you fold it over. I mean, it’s rubbish!” with a British accent

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Luke: Saying “I cannot eat… these Chevrolets” as Glen Grant

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Luke: Singing “A little bit of Jan from Olympia. A little bit of Julia, probably not related to Nick”

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Luke: Singing “Michelle, my belle”

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Luke: “Sometimes, he comes off a little polla–Pollyanna-ish on the show; and, a little polyamorous.”

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Luke: “That guy is totally here!”

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Luke: “The Holy Grairl [ph]

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Luke: “They’re keeping calm and Chiving on. I don’t know what the fuck that even means.”

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Luke: “What if the trash noise… was itself cut off?”

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Luke: “You’re just like the straps that are totally hoes, they’re so ratchet”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just put the word ‘sex’ into… the Internet; and… Oh, what happened!? What did you get back? A lot of listings for bible studies.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Lou Bega, ‘Mambo No 5’!? No! Resist..!! Come on! Alright! Fine!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, (No!) that’s beautiful. No. No, it’s not!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Our manager is out of town and we are overstocked with newsletters. That’s why they call me ‘Crazy Andy’!”

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Luke and Andrew: Trash Sound Talk

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Luke and Andrew: “Would that be hoisted on your own pootard? No, I don’t get it.”

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Andrew: “And also, of course, I wouldn’t want to spoil it for anybody”

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Andrew: “Boom-boom”

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Andrew: “But, I used all kinds of crazy-ass trickery last night”

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Andrew: “Did he or didn’t he… re-schedule is tax appointment!?”

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Andrew: “Don’t be a Bean! Don’t be a Bean.”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Ahh”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: Having a good laugh #2

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Andrew: “I don’t know what… they were thinking”

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Andrew: “I… effed… up”

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Andrew: “It’s okay if you look at my butt…”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “More like Tyrannosaurus Sex! Oh, no, don’t, don’t, that’s, don’t, don’t, don’t fake laugh at that!”

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Andrew: “My brain is bad”

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Andrew: “Not the worst!”

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Andrew: Saying “And, can I write off my vocal training? Because, people say that I’m like a… an audible chameleon. I just disappear into voices.” in a different voice

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Andrew: Saying “Can I rebook this again?” in a different voice

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Andrew: Saying “I just like… having these conversations with you” in an ultra-chill manner

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Andrew: “Shoot! Can we just change the name of our podcast to ‘Speaking of Beans’?”

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Andrew: Singing “Hello, Burbank! How are you, Burbank?”

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Andrew: Singing “Hello, Burbank!”

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Andrew: Singing “I’m talking football, I’m talking tribe”

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Andrew: “That’s me in a nutshell. Eh, kind of like Luke, only way less ambitious.”

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Andrew: “You guys rock!!”

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Andrew: “You know what? Let’s do a little David S. Pumpkins: Luke Burbank edition here”

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Andrew: “You went Walshy on that one, didn’t you?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey… wanna dip your toes in the… No, I don’t listen to your voice anymore”

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Andrew and Luke: “I know a gastropub in Ballard where can you definitely get that. It’s called ‘The Duck and the Bill’, I think. Now, that… is maybe real laughter, maybe not. You’ll never know. (Anyway) So is this!”

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Andrew and Luke: Jack of the Box

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Andrew and Luke: More Burbank in the TBTL Newsletter

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Luke: “At some point, we gotta get to the ding-dang World Series”

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Luke: “Caramelatorium”

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Luke: “Fuck you!”

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Luke: “Hey, it’s so cute to have a hot take. That’s–don’t be afraid of your hot takes, just explore your hot takes”

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Luke: “Hey… you know what, you guys rock, and that’s okay.”

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Luke: “It’s like they have their own version of Francis from Pee-wee’s Big Adventure. And he, you know, ‘My dad says we can have any players from California we want!’ And, it’s just like, ‘Fuck you!'”

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Luke: Mimicking Rudy’s disapproval sound

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Luke: “Somebody put a banana in the front freezer”

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Luke: “Somebody put a banana in the tail pipe”

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Luke: “We’re calling it: Starbucks… Behind the Mermaid”

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Luke: “Well, you know, speaking of beans, Andrew”

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Luke: “What a loser”

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Luke: “You–you’d be all up in that Green Apron board”

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Luke and Andrew: Awkward Ending

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Luke and Andrew: “But, there is something… about the soul of baseball… (I knew it!) We’re poisoned!”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, if you want to… know if it’s a milkshake or not, just… go out in the yard and see how many of the boys come. Yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Hey, (Oh, hey!) I’m gonna eatcha. Oh, hey! Y’all said my name!”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Rolan, Rolan, Rolan Bolan… Keep Bolan Rolan… Rawhide!”

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Clips From TBTL #2349

Andrew: Auto-flushing toilets and laying his toilet paper nest

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Andrew: “Boy, I, my brain is not working”

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Andrew: “Do not move on, Luke”

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Andrew: “Goddamn it!”

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Andrew: “I know we have some Yaris talk we have to get into”

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Andrew: “I’m a… such a grumpy old man in my head”

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Andrew: “I’m dumb. I can’t keep a lot of things straight in my head. I don’t, I don’t even know what chemtrails… are.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna turn in my resignation at the end of the show”

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Andrew: “It’s called a backhanded compliment, ‘Huh, I’m Dylan, I’m cool. Bleah!'”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Making toilet flushing sound

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Andrew: “Oh-ho-ho-ho, shit!”

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Andrew: “Oh, man!”

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Andrew: Saying “I am… ha-loving, loving!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is not a huge Bob Dylan fan and wouldn’t do cruel, mocking imitations, then Luke did one

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Luke: “Alrightily!”

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Luke: “Can I borrow your face? Buddy, can you spare a face?”

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: “Everything is coming up Yaris”

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Luke: “Fuck that noise!”

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Luke: “Give be [sic] a brark!”

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Luke: “He looks like a nice looking normal”

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Luke: “He’s Andrew Walsh, and he joins us from the Wallingford neighborhood. Or, as I called it yesterday, the Walshingford neighborhood, of Seattle, Washington.”

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Luke: “I know that it’s just been Yaris this, and Yaris that”

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Luke: “I… was… having… problems yesterday, Andrew”

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Luke: Saying “Hey, everything’s cool. I’m Bob Dylan.” as Bob Dylan

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Luke: Singing “Buddy, can you spare a face?”

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Luke: Singing/saying something in the manner of Bob Dylan

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Luke: “That’s a real Texas two-step”

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Luke: “WW dot this and WW dot that. Let’s Yaris explain it.”

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Luke: “You guys do a lot of Lumbergh, Lumbergh LARPing”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like, that’s the number one reason I don’t want to go to prison is; because, I don’t think I can drop a deuce with someone watching me. (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke pulled three royal rippers

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah… I’m gonna need you to record After These Messages on Saturday, that’s be great. That is exactly how she does it.”

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Clips From TBTL #2348

Andrew: “Hey, Luke”

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Andrew: “I forgot I have a home!”

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Andrew: “I’m in a pickle!”

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Andrew: “I’m in Yaris jail”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, you’ll be fine!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “I come from the wrong side of the Times”

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Andrew: “Really?!”

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Andrew: “Wow! That is… those are dazzling deets!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I had two legs to my journey, as you know; and, those two legs were connected by way of Yaris, Yaris.”

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Andrew: “You know what we say about pooping on airplanes… Not today.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Aww, Luke! What’s wrong, buddy?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Bob’s Extreme Habanero Gonna Boil Your Skin Off Your Balding… Head! Paint your balding? Paint your balding”

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Andrew and Luke: “How about Anal Angst-X-Hot, (What!!?) Hot Sauce”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, it didn’t work! Luke. Luke. (Well, that’s good) Luke… what’s wrong with me?”

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Luke: “Carey is just so used to my crap, and really your crap, at this moment”

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Luke: “Dangerous! Dangerous!”

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Luke: “Grass, gas or ass”

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Luke: “He’s joining us from the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat in the Wallingford neighborhood of Seattle, Walsh. Seattle, Walsh… Seattle, Walshington.”

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Luke: “I was messing with the space-time continuum. I was in a Yaris.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, no”

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Luke: “Paint your balding?”

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Luke: “Please, truckers of America… stop… peeing in Gatorade bottles and then throwing it on the side of the road. For the love of God.”

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Luke: Quietly saying “Oh my God”

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Luke: Saying “The rain in Spain” in a funny manner

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Luke: “The real, the real issue which… really is more bunghole-related, I’d say”

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Luke and Andrew: “What was that… futuristic movie… called like, ‘Sky Something and the Sky of Tomorrow’? Yeah, that’s it. ‘Sky Something of the Sky of Tomorrow'”

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