Marsupial Gurgle – Page 291 – TBTL Audio Clip Archive

Luke and Andrew: “I mean, literally a tooturial. A tooturial. Possible show title? Does that… does that pass, does that pass muster; or, does that pass mustard with you?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a little tired of cleaning up your mustard. Yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s Duke’s, actually. Okay. Double Duke’s. Triple.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke having too much fun trying to roll his Rs

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Luke and Andrew: “Techtronics. Techtronics with Spreadshee”

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Luke and Andrew: “Uhh, I won’t go there. Never let me slip, cuz if I slip, then I’m slippin’. Hello! That’s what she said. I’ll have what she’s having. Good one. There you go. That’s what it is.”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re podcast cowboys. Everybody knows it. I’m a podcast cowboy”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2345

March 28, 2017 March 28, 2017

Andrew: “Ban us? Ban us from what?”

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Andrew: “Carey, we need these fold-up bicycles that cure baldness”

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Andrew: “Don’t ask me about baseball. Don’t ask me about baseball. Don’t ask me about baseball.”

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Andrew: “Don’t make me sing it!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “No!”

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Andrew: “I’m not a candle expert. I’m just a candle maker.”

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Andrew: “Is this golf?!?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Looks like Ichiro’s going for a birdie!”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: “Ooh, that’s my jam!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “We don’t need anybody else, Lukels. You don’t need anyb–just you and me!”

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Andrew: Starting to sing “By the time”

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Andrew: “That is a fucked up story!”

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Andrew: “Yes. The pool house, Kato?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew micro-managing Luke’s microphone holding and first time teaching Luke how to use a microphone

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Andrew and Luke: “Every road… has it’s thorn”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think you nailed it. Okay.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I will, I will lock up like a, (Okay) like a rusty… wheel. See!? See!!? There you go.”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “You are notoriously thin-skinned; but, not me. Right. Everything just bounces off (Exactly) me, (Exactly) including hot showers.”

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Luke: “Coming to you today from Glendale, Arizona… and Casa de Centro Comercial Majestic [sic]. Also known as: House of Majestic Shopping Center.”

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Luke: Funny “Okay”

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Luke: “He said, ‘Cold beer, water,’ and then, I swear to you, he said, ‘Make me empty'”

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Luke: “Hi”

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Luke: “How much for one Blues Brother?”

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Luke: “I don’t know what you’ve done with Andrew”

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Luke: “I’m kind of a wuss about… about the water being too hot in the shower”

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Luke: “I’m more of a Make Me Empty guy”

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Luke: “It rocked my frigging world!”

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Luke: “It sounds like you’re ready to go to Fuck It, Arizona; which, is just one town over from Surprise, right?”

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Luke: “It’s large and in charge”

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Luke: Padcast

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Luke: “Shitter’s full!”

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Luke: “Shotus Interruptus”

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Luke: “We have to ask the pool boy, aka my wife”

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Luke: “We’d like to thank our Carlos Santana/Rob Thomas, Smooth level donors of the day”

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Luke: “Well, well, well. Look who’s back with a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL”

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Luke: “You paint your bike seat?”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew Louis Walsh, card-carrying Eagles member

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Luke and Andrew: Just rapping it to the lyrics of “By the Time I Get to Arizona”

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Luke and Andrew: Mountain Climber Yodel Guy vs Plinko

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Luke and Andrew: Not Quite Uncle Fester

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Luke and Andrew: “Please remember: No mountain too tall. Oh, and one more thing. Uh-huh? Good luck to all.”

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Luke and Andrew: “TBTL: Road Trip, South of the Border, Eagle Soaring… (Yeah) You know… Voyage”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2344

March 25, 2017 December 8, 2017

Andrew: “CDs!”

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Andrew: “Everybody heard that, right? Rewind thirty seconds. He said, ‘Y’all’!!”

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Andrew: Filling in for the “Technotronics Technogeeks with Spreadshee” song that would normally be played for the donors of the day

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Andrew: “I was gonna say ‘Serenpoopity'”

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Andrew: “I’m assuming it’s a he, because I’m sexist.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Oh, no!!”

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Andrew: “See, you’re a lover, I’m a drugger, I guess.”

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Andrew: Singing “How do you think someone”

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Andrew: “Sir! Please don’t harass the box!”

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Andrew: “You’re already saying ‘Y’all’! Oh my God, that wa–We’re still in Everett, bro!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew suggested that the road trip be a dry one and Luke shot it down

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Andrew and Luke: “Dear Genevieve… I hope this morning finds you well. Burbank took the bunk again. I’m trying to tell him it’s okay; but, he can see in my eyes that I’m dying back here.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I just had a thought that’s somewhat disturbing. Alright. I realized, we now have to name the show, ‘Two Girls, One Snuggie’. I didn’t wanna say it! Yeah, but I mean, sometimes, the universe just tees something up for you like that. That’s why I paused.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It is gonna be an exciting week of TBTL; because, it might be the last week of TBTL. If that is what happens, can I ask, can we have one tryst before it’s over?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Was that beef jerky or a fart? Right!”

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Luke: “Alright, Andrew… you ready to head next door and see what’s the what with these RVs?”

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Luke: “And, two, don’t believe Andrew. I did not go on a walk-about. He did something terrible to me.”

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Luke: “Bong, bong, bong”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Cute Giggle

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Luke: “It’s a little steamed up in here; so, we are having a little tryst in here, Andrew.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Oh… my God!”

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Luke: “Please, don’t take my Emmy away… for the love of God.”

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Luke: Reacting to Andrew’s “Two Girls, One Snuggie” spoof

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Luke: Saying “Work!!?” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain”

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Luke: Singing the “On The Media” theme (aka the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” theme)

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Luke: “The, the southbound end of a northbound Burbank is on the backside of the log”

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Luke: “We’re just two bros, broing it up”

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Luke: “Well, hello, my friend. Welcome to Space Car 2.”

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Luke and Andrew: Dropping Dazzling Deuts

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Luke and Andrew: Luke has already started saying “Y’all”

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Luke and Andrew: “TBTL Live: South of Queso. Working title. Working title.”

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Luke and Andrew: “There’s something about the soul of a cat person. There’s something about the soul of a bird.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Trucks, trucks and more trucks!! (Yes!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “We don’t have a ton of water; so, I think we should shower together. Oh my God.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wearing. Period. The. Period. Same. Period. I know you don’t like when I get crazy with my grammar. Right, right. Comma. Hyphen. Exclamation. Semicolon. Snuggie. Period.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Why in the world would you and I meet up here in Everett, Washington, and park our cars next to an RV rental and sales lot. Because, we’re gonna start a meth operation.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what? What this show needs is an intense bonding experience of seven days (Yeah) of smelling each other’s farts. I know”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2343

March 23, 2017 March 23, 2017

Andrew: “A lot of the things that you just said, kind of, made my brain fritz out”

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Andrew: “Also, yeah, it does really give the term ‘Bottomless Apps’ a whole different… connotation there, doesn’t it?”

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Andrew: “And their apps are certainly ‘bottomless'”

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Andrew: “Did you really?!?”

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Andrew: “Guy, listen… I like the food there, but that is not a chill island vibe”

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Andrew: “Hey-oh!”

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Andrew: “I’m a bit of a company man”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Now I just make them one giant ass file”

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Andrew: “Ohhh, now I get it!”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: Saying “I realize, ‘Ah, tree pollen: high’ The tree pollen levels are high.” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “We gotta go to the Applebee’s of our mind”

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Andrew: “Whether it’s your KINGs, or your KONGs, or your KIROs, or your KOMOs”

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Andrew: “Yeah, these guys know”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s brain is broken, or bad

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Andrew and Luke: Burbankian beginning that a listener’s voicemail message

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, hey Luke… Can we start (Yes) over?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, hey Luke… Can we start (Yes) over? Now that, would be the cherry that broke the camel’s back.”

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Andrew and Luke: Janka Scale Joke

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Andrew and Luke: The sound of Carey vacuuming in the background is getting closer and louder

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Luke: “I don’t wanna Man in the High Castle this”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Man, you did a deep dive!”

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Luke: Singing “Bom, bom, bom!”

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Luke: “We are having the weirdest day”

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Luke: “You’re hearing the good version of me doing the show. This is the, this is the keeper, this is the home run, this is the hero take, as we would say in advertising circles.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, sometimes… you say it best when you say nothing at all (It’s true)”

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Luke and Andrew: Fresh Talk

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll meet you at Applebee’s after the show. Are you hitting on me, or are you hungry? Is both an option?”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing the “On The Media” Theme

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Luke and Andrew: “The Great Applebee’s Orgy of, of, of 2004, or something. Wow.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re basically clearing the browser history of your life. Yes!!!”