Clips From TBTL #2339

Andrew: “And, I need you to explain the joke to me now”

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Andrew: “I should’ve pulled the damn audio”

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Andrew: “I was telling Vieves, like I used to fuck with cicadas; but, now cicadas keep me up. So, I keep all the bugs outta there.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s just do a segment called, ‘Andrew didn’t get the joke'”

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Andrew: “Really?”

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Andrew: “Really!?”

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Andrew: Singing “I wanna Shauf!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew and Luke: “I usually have, like, a light rain and, sometimes, a medium rain going on at the same time. But, never a hard rain, ironically. Ironically, never a hard rain, never a real rain.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, no!! That’s not TBTL appropriate! You asked, I answered!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wait, do you want to switch it? Do you want me to be you? No.”

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Luke: “Back at it again with the white snow”

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Luke: “Cray complex”

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Luke: “E-mails and e-mails”

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Luke: “Friday… Friday. Gotta get down for Friday”

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Luke: “Gettin’ loose!”

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Luke: “He’s a young!”

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Luke: “I love your story… Missoula. It’s a beautiful story”

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Luke: “Makes me want to Shauf”

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Luke: “Senior Bidet Producer Chris Hayes”

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Luke: “The scales have fallen from my eyes, people”

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Luke: Trying to laugh like Muttley

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Luke: “Well, it’s, it’s raining rain here in Portland”

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Luke: “You paint your balding helmet?”

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Luke and Andrew: ASMR Talking

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Luke and Andrew: “But, this time… you gotta really enjoy this joke …Okay”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m glad that we got a dazzling detail instead of a deadening detail (Yes) in today (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: New Podcast: Joke Exploder

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Luke and Andrew: “So tempted to just (No, just don’t) Groundhog Day the shit out of this”

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Clips From TBTL #2338

Andrew: “Blerk!”

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Andrew: “Club Luke: Where all the people who are lacking a blue checkmark are having more fun… than anybody else.”

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Andrew: “I don’t think a lot of my fellow members are down with the RSS podcasting game”

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Andrew: “I just don’t care”

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Andrew: “I’m forty. Embrace it.”

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Andrew: “I’m in it to win it, my friend”

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Andrew: “Is the capitalization all junked up too?”

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Andrew: “It does seem like somebody just, like, had two seconds… to just, like, shit this tweet out as fast as possible”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No, I’m not!!!”

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Andrew: “Not to brag; but, I did my research. I read a BuzzFeed article about how dirty that song is.”

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Andrew: “Screw you”

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Andrew: “This was a rough show for Old Uncle Andy”

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Andrew: “Wha’ happen?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew chuckling and Luke saying “Ha!”

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Andrew and Luke: Happy and Unhappy

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Andrew and Luke: Luke is a purist when it comes to re-creating drops

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Luke: “Although, I do have a new possible show title: Waggle Pulse”

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Luke: “And you had one chance to blow, and you did not want to miss it. Spaghetti. Spaghetti. Spaghetti.”

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Luke: “Andrew and I are in good company; or, is it Bad Company? Or, is it Bachman-Turner Overdrive?”

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Luke: “Don’t… look!”

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Luke: “Dozens!!!”

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Luke: “Ha!”

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Luke: “I am clothed, by the way. Calm down everybody. I am wearing clothes.”

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Luke: “I’d probably be napping right now; which… hold your applause at that thought, everybody. I know some of you would vote for that”

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Luke: “Leave no detail undeadened”

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Luke: Singing “Let The Eagle Soar”

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Luke: Singing “You better work”

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Luke: Snickering

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Luke: “Sometimes… when we touch the weather here in the Northwest, the honesty is too much”

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Luke: “Which is it, bruh?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I loved that contrast. It was beautiful contrast. I loved that contrast. I loved your juxtaposition.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It should be specified, uh, clarified? Mentioned? Cauterized? Cauterized is the word (Collateralized?) you’re looking for. It’s cauter-comma-ized.”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: “Really?!? Yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: Sound effect needed for baffling or deadening deets

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Clips From TBTL #2337

Luke spent a good amount of time creating a little techo/dance mix based on the “Isn’t that for techno-geeks with spreadsheets?” drop.

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Andrew: “Apparently”

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Andrew: “Boring!”

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Andrew: “I just threw it right back at you, didn’t I?”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Luke–Lukels”

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Andrew: Rapping “Daddy’s got an i-i-i-i-interview… interview”

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Andrew: Saying “Hello, Luke Burbank” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “Hello, Luke Burbank” in a sing-songy manner #2

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Andrew: “So, you’re against family values, Luke? Is that what I’m hearing from you?”

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Andrew: “The Nielsen system… is down? Am I understanding that correctly? Like, this whole, like, dumbass conspiracy theory I had about, about Rachel trying to sweep the quarter hour; which, I don’t even know if that fucking applies to TV. I’m just so embarrassed admitting that!”

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Andrew: “We have the tapes”

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Andrew: “Yesterdoodle”

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Andrew: “You know me. I’m kind of an earnest… an earnest… nerdist.”

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Andrew: “You’re just sucking up to me now; but, absolutely!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew didn’t remember that he already told Luke about his Eagles interview and supreme beings story

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Andrew and Luke: Giggling and Snickering

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, you, you both can go t–you both can go… have a nice life together! Oh, okay.”

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Luke: “A weird, dazzling deet to the side of that whole story”

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Luke: “Because, I was saving it for our donors of the day; who, are our… Technotronic, techno-geeks with spreadshee– level donors of the day”

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Luke: “Do not screw this up for Andrew”

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Luke: “It’s always a Mouse House. There’s always a Prexy. Somebody’s always ankling something. It’s pretty strange.”

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Luke: “It’s good stuff”

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Luke: “It’s like a whole new world… here at the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center”

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Luke: “Let’s do it to it, my dudes”

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Luke: “Nicky kai yay, mother–“

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Luke: “Prexy. Ankles. Mouse House.”

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Luke: Saying “Conor. Conor Mulcalhay!! [sic][ph]” with a bad Irish accent

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Luke: Saying “Oh, right-o. Don’t mean to be a, a bother; but… would it be too much trouble if we put that clip on the Internet?” with a snooty British accent

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Luke: “She pulled a Ron and Don!”

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Luke: “The tweet heard ’round the liberal world”

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Luke: “Whatever cuckoo, bananas string of text, and numbers, and symbols”

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Luke: Whispering “Conor! Conor Mulcalhy! [sic]

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Luke: Whispering “Hey there, I’m just trying to get in touch with Conor Mulcalhay [sic]” as Bill Clinton

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Luke: “Yippy kai yo, kai yay!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because… I have a problem. Because, you have a problem shopping”

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Luke and Andrew: “In New Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days. Listenin’ to Siegel and Brooke Glastone”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke accent starts off as Bill Clinton and goes into bad Irish

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Luke and Andrew: “Yippy kai yo, kai yay!”

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Clips From TBTL #2336: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “And we say this as the admitted Waldorf and Statler… of people having a good time”

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Luke: “Damn, dude!”

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Luke: “Dumb-shittery”

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Luke: “Flash! Comma. Light!”

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Luke: “He’s known primarily for his drawings of semi-rigid dirigibles, known for their grace and splendor”

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Luke: “I don’t know what’s happening… right now”

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Luke: “I’m sorry to keep taking it to the Sammy Hagar Bone Zone”

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Luke: “I’ve already thought it through, Andrew. I’ve already thought it through, my friend.”

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Luke: “Is that a tuner, bro?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, shit! That’s what they were using!”

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Luke: “Oh, the Bellingham Wurst Festival. Classic.”

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Luke: “Olive has decided to launch A Day Without Bay Kitties”

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Luke: Saying “Conor Mulcahy” with a bad Irish accent

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Luke: Saying “Conor!!!” with a bad Irish accent

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Luke: Saying “Did you make a hah-hah?” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: Saying “They’ll take our lives; but, they can’t take our Luke and Andrew dolls!!!” as William Wallace in Braveheart

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Luke: Singing “Flashlight”

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Luke: Singing “Gas-light”

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Luke: Singing “Gas-light” #2

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Luke: Singing a series of notes and saying “What’s that?”

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Luke: Snickering

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Luke: Snickering #2

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Luke: “That’s an Ear-ish”

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Luke: “The guy who you thought was just so happy and fine with things, was so not.”

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Luke: “Uhh! I don’t even want to talk about it, Andrew; because, I don’t want to jinx it. So, I won’t talk about it.”

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Luke: “Yo! Hey, I’m the Red Rocker, Sammy Hagar! When you’re ready to go to the Bone Zone, use Cabo Wabo Viagra”

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Luke and Andrew: “And now… the deflation… of the Spirit of Innovation. Cialis. It’s like a Cialis ad.”

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Luke and Andrew: “From that topic about semi-rigid items. Oh, come on! I wanna keep doing this podcast on public radio!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Gas-light! Oh, that’s a good George Clinton song!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I do think that it’s gonna be epic, if it happens. I agree, and totally random. And, so pitted… so pitted.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke goes off the deep end with an Irish accent and Andrew apologizes on Luke’s behalf

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Luke and Andrew: “My apolonaise, Stu. Oh, you saved it!”

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Luke and Andrew: Rabbit Chub

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Luke and Andrew: “Somebody subscribed me to Viagra Monthly… it’s just been showing up at the house. Yeah, it was Carey. Oh, the Bellingham Wurst Festival. Classic.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what I don’t like? Your, when you’re doing a fake laugh for effect, and I know it’s a fake laugh, it sounds so much like… Which means, I don’t know what (Yeah) your real laugh sounds like. (I know)”

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Clips From TBTL #2336: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Beer-burb-burb-burb [ph]

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Andrew: Chuckling and saying “Hey, Luke”

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Andrew: “Don’t put any commas in that”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Ahhh”

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Andrew: “Green beer-bur-bur-bur [ph]

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Andrew: “Hey, listen, you’re still a man… you just need a little help.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if I’m a pimp or not!”

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Andrew: “I just wanted to make a, make a hah-hah”

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Andrew: “I know you, Luke. I know you.”

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Andrew: “I’m both out on a limb and backed into a corner”

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Andrew: “I’m done”

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Andrew: “I’m laughing, but I’ve just like… so angry laughing”

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Andrew: “I’m on thin ice and shaky ground with this one”

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Andrew: “I’m so done with Johnny Depp, man. I’m so done with that guy!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh, God, Conor!”

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Andrew: “Maybe just Doog it down”

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Andrew: “Oh yeah, oh, sure, you put a camera in the microwave. Next thing you know, you can barely win the presidency.”

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Andrew: “Oops!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “They’re unplayable”

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Andrew: “This is TBTL in the post-forty era. We’re just grumps. We yell at clouds. It’s what we do.”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s an old man joke, man. That’s a dad joke right there. Get me out of this Luke, what are we doing next? Bad joke!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You guys blew it. (Yeah) You blew it, you blew it early.”

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Clips From TBTL #2335

Andrew did a quiet take on Pitbull’s “Fireball”, albeit with Luke speaking over it.

Andrew: Quietly saying “Fireball”

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Below is a back-to-back comparison of Pitbull’s and Andrew’s “Fireball” clips:

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Andrew: “Ba-da, ba-da”

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Andrew: “Could you please use that word in a sandwich?”

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Andrew: “Give me some ideas of how I can make Luke cry spontaneously”

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Andrew: “I give up. How do you spell, ‘jnana’?”

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Andrew: “I know I’m awful”

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Andrew: “I like to think that I’m actually known for my grace and sausage”

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Andrew: “Is that a type of salami?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “That was so mean! That was so cruel! Why would I say that?”

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Andrew: “Ooh, I wanna hear about you being a no-fun-ik, by the way; because, I don’t know if this show has room for two no-fun-iks, and… I’m a little territorial.”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Shit!”

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Andrew: “The whole thing takes place in kind of a Rube Goldberg machine of the mind”

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Andrew: “We don’t cross against the lights, Gayle!! We’re not millennials!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is blaming him saying something that doesn’t make sense on his headache

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Andrew and Luke: From Jnana to Jna-nahna

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Andrew and Luke: “I’d play what I call the hammer game; where, I would (Yeah) take a hammer, or sometimes a mallet, and just bonk my head with that… for an hour or so.”

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Andrew and Luke: Spoof Levels

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Andrew and Luke: “Where does sausage come from, though? The daddy gives the mommy a very (Okay) special gift. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let’s pretend I didn’t ask that.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You would grow up to produce the Wallingford Wurst podcast. So… (Hah!) Ha… Ha… I blame that spoof on the headache.”

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Luke: “Coming to you… per usual… from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, perched atop Alabama Hill”

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: “Hey, my sausage”

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Luke: “I know!! You got Friday! Be happy with it!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh. My. Goodness, y’all.”

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Luke: Quickly rattling off a bunch of “No”s

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Luke: “Salami of origin”

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Luke: Saying “It’s-a Trader Giotto’s!” with a faux Italian accent

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Luke: “She didn’t want to miss the Sausage Fest”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “So fast, other DJs say, ‘Damn’. If rhyme was a drug, I’d sell it by the gram”

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Luke: “So… stinking… cute!”

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Luke: “St. Patrick’s Day… is on fucking Friday!”

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Luke: “That is… a blast from my past”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew “Headache Man” Walsh

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Luke and Andrew: “Can he Run the Jewels… at some point? He has to just Speedwalk the Jewels. Yeah, he has to Mall-walk the Jewels. Now, we’re getting into some decent show titles. Mall-walk the Jewels.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a Bart Ska-mpson… Skam-pson. Bart Skam-pson (Ska-mpson)”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: “Like the, like the Milli Vanilli song. Yes, I might… Oh, do you have a headache too? That was so mean! That was so cruel! Why would I say that?”

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Luke and Andrew: The Bellingham Wurst (or Worst) Festival

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Luke and Andrew: “The word… is… jnana. I’ve never even heard of–is that a type of salami? Salami of origin. Salami of origin, please? Could you please use that word in a sandwich?”

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???: Funny Sound

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